I'm F@ckd

[GORILA-UNIT]

So last night my buddy brings these girls over, i didn't even have any intention of doing anything with them, for once i wanted to stay faithfull. Anyways we started drinking and once thing lead to the other and next thing i was going to town on one of these chicks. No kissing or making luv bs, str8 rough sex. Obviously i used a condom but after pounding her real hard doggystyle for like 10mins i pulled out to switch positions and i was like wtf. the condom was gone. long story short last night i couldn't sleep. What if she has aids or herpes or watever else u know. And worth part of it all is if i catch something good luck trying to explain it to the gf lol, shit i be dead. Anyways went to the doc today and he send me to the lab and did full std test, but i don't know if they'll show up right away. Pray for me boys

[Bojangles69]

I'll pray for you in like 9 months.. don't have the time right now.

[gixxerboy1]

whats a condom?

[stallion_1]

dont worry bro if u get aids, ull be able to get as many prescriptions as u want for steroids what with the muscle decay, loss of weight, and u know all those bad effects from aids

[Bojangles69]

OMG lmao!
But to be serious for a min.... fvck I'm blank.

[Rugger02]

ouch. Sucks, but you brought it on yourself man. DONT CHEAT.

PS. Was she hot?

[stallion_1]

OMG lmao!
But to be serious for a min.... fvck I'm blank.

lol.

[Bojangles69]

[wukillabee]

So last night my buddy brings these girls over, i didn't even have any intention of doing anything with them, for once i wanted to stay faithfull. Anyways we started drinking and once thing lead to the other and next thing i was going to town on one of these chicks. No kissing or making luv bs, str8 rough sex. Obviously i used a condom but after pounding her real hard doggystyle for like 10mins i pulled out to switch positions and i was like wtf. the condom was gone. long story short last night i couldn't sleep. What if she has aids or herpes or watever else u know. And worth part of it all is if i catch something good luck trying to explain it to the gf lol, shit i be dead. Anyways went to the doc today and he send me to the lab and did full std test, but i don't know if they'll show up right away. Pray for me boys

SO u originally had a condom on while doin her, then u pull ur tool out to switch it up and condom gone? DId her vagina eat it? Was it a magical condom that dissapears after 10min of doggiestyle? Where u so drunk u thought u put a condom on but of course didnt and didnt realize it till u pulled out? I know my condom doesnt fall off my tool, maybe use a smaller condom so it doesnt fall off, j/k bro. Not sure how this could happen but u can easily get stds with a condom and id be more worried bout gettin this chick pregnant more than anything. Everyone knows u only get aids if u fu*k a monkey, haha j/k. What scientist ever came up with that one? Aids is from humans fu*king monkeys, thats crazy.

[wukillabee]

Yeah, lets see this chick. Ill tell ya if she stds.

[stallion_1]

SO u originally had a condom on while doin her, then u pull ur tool out to switch it up and condom gone? DId her vagina eat it? Was it a magical condom that dissapears after 10min of doggiestyle? Where u so drunk u thought u put a condom on but of course didnt and didnt realize it till u pulled out? I know my condom doesnt fall off my tool, maybe use a smaller condom so it doesnt fall off, j/k bro. Not sure how this could happen but u can easily get stds with a condom and id be more worried bout gettin this chick pregnant more than anything. Everyone knows u only get aids if u fu*k a monkey, haha j/k. What scientist ever came up with that one? Aids is from humans fu*king monkeys, thats crazy.

dont say that he might be tempted next time he sees a monkey at the zoo

[wukillabee]

dont say that he might be tempted next time he sees a monkey at the zoo

Haha, in that case he better use 2 condoms! Haha.

[Bojangles69]

No point of having pretty heads turning
if your genetalia be itchy & burning - Dave Chapell

[thetank]

i bet you tonight when that bitch is making sweet love to her boyfriend in the shower hes gonna pull out and some cruddy old condom is gonna fall out of her.
ide say shes got it worse.

[wukillabee]

i bet you tonight when that bitch is making sweet love to her boyfriend in the shower hes gonna pull out and some cruddy old condom is gonna fall out of her.
ide say shes got it worse.

HAha, thats funny sh*t bro! Those vag's are deep, who knows how many other rubber's it ate up. Haha! I say one stripper pull out 5 mardy grais style necklaces out of her vagina, fuc*kin crazy!

[Bojangles69]

Honey.. is that a balloon in your vagina again?

Yes dear, the clown was giving me a hard time again so I sat on him.

[stallion_1]

god the poor dude came here asking for prayers and all were doing is making fun out of the dude...... lets keep it up

dude remember thats why they created small condoms too, so that u dont use big ones.

[Rugger02]

god the poor dude came here asking for prayers and all were doing is making fun out of the dude...... lets keep it up

dude remember thats why they created small condoms too, so that u dont use big ones.

LOL the baggy look is more in style tho

"New Trojan relaxed fit"

[Jfew44]

Trojan relaxed fit haha that just made me laugh for like 5 straight minutes! Thats gonna be my new line for the ladies. Its not small, I just have a relaxed fit condom on baby lol.

[Bojangles69]

god the poor dude came here asking for prayers and all were doing is making fun out of the dude...... lets keep it updude remember thats why they created small condoms too, so that u dont use big ones.

Aha, maybe if he did that it wouldn't have came off?

But yeh, no more making fun.


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[Chitown Raider]

Trojan relaxed fit haha that just made me laugh for like 5 straight minutes! Thats gonna be my new line for the ladies. Its not small, I just have a relaxed fit condom on baby lol.

[hotpink]

Sick.

[Chitown Raider]

Sick.

It happens.

[Amorphic]

i'd be more worried about how your girlfriend is going to feel than any potential diseases you caught.

[Rugger02]

i'd be more worried about how your girlfriend is going to feel than any potential diseases you caught.

...Or in turn give to her....

[Skully44420]

well thats what we call karma

it just got to you quicker than most

[Amorphic]

...Or in turn give to her....

that too.

[DSM4Life]

I think that a condom will stop you from getting herpes ?

You better educate yourself more on STD's and how they are contracted. BTW HIV won't show up for at least 3 months after you have had your suspected encounter. So just think, you can spent 3 months having sex with your current girlfriend not knowing if you are infecting her with a life threating disease.

[CSAR]

OMG!! I my ass off for 10 minutes reading this thread. WE ARE MERCILESS MOTHERFVCKERS!!

Things you can say to your girlfriend:
1. Honestly babe, I got these crabs from a toilet seat!
2. What do you mean you've got herpes! Who the hell have you been fvcking?
3. You got genital warts? I think I got some OTC wart remover from Wal-Mart somewhere here in the bathroom...
4. Have I been sleeping around on you? I think the real question is, "Have YOU been sleeping around on ME?"

[J-Dogg]

Like DSM has already posted, Condoms do not protect that well against STDs especially for the male.

There is a lot of fluid transfer going on at the base of the penis and around the shaft.

The pores in latex condoms dwarf the HIV virus as well.

Condoms are made to prevent pregnancy. They help prevent STDs but that is not the purpose of them, but it makes them a hell of a lot more marketable.

[CSAR]

Thank God for those STD videos they showed us in boot!

[smokeyd]

I think that a condom will stop you from getting herpes ?

You better educate yourself more on STD's and how they are contracted. BTW HIV won't show up for at least 3 months after you have had your suspected encounter. So just think, you can spent 3 months having sex with your current girlfriend not knowing if you are infecting her with a life threating disease.

great way to brighten his outlook

[RuhlFreak55]

ouch. Sucks, but you brought it on yourself man. DONT CHEAT.

PS. Was she hot?

cheating is unforgivable and wrong.......and you don't deserve a gf in the first place if you can't even control your urges for one night, pretty pathetic if you ask me

i'd be more worried about how your girlfriend is going to feel than any potential diseases you caught.

my thoughts exactly

[Gears]

Take the ego blow and get a size down next time.

[2bshredded]

Next time use a little superglue with that condom.

[audis4]

cheating is unforgivable and wrong.......and you don't deserve a gf in the first place if you can't even control your urges for one night, pretty pathetic if you ask me



my thoughts exactly

agreed!

[RuhlFreak55]

agreed!

great minds....and future pros think alike

[Skully44420]

Next time use a little superglue with that condom.

[DSM4Life]

great way to brighten his outlook

I'm not going to sugarcoat something when it involves the potential to hurt someone else. He messed up and he should own up to it.

[audis4]

great minds....and future pros think alike

you know it bro!!



I'm gonna hit you up on pm's