What are your guilty pleasures?

[RuhlFreak55]

aww how sweet LOL!!

so does that mean you want one?

of course she would take one.......it's just hard, at least for me, to rationalize actually buying toys.

[Bojangles69]

how sad.. 3 men pitching in for a toy, for a woman to sit on.

Rather then pitching in for a plane ticket.
A toy that pounds your nerves to numbness will help no more than a penis that does the same exact thing.
I'm not gonna tell her what she needs, but its certainly not that crap.

[Dukkit]

guilty pleasure....

knowing that a girl is attached to me when i have told her a thousand times not to let that happen and she keeps tellin me over and over that shes not.

but you can tell in the way that she touches you, the way she does anything for you. that longing look in her eye.

it happens often. and for some reason. it makes me feel good about myself. and i enjoy it. so its another one of my quilty pleasures

[Dukkit]

you notice im not even joinin in on this whole hotpink convo about the toys and such

i have no need.

[RuhlFreak55]

how sad.. 3 men pitching in for a toy, for a woman to sit on.

Rather then pitching in for a plane ticket.
A toy that pounds your nerves to numbness will help no more than a penis that does the same exact thing.
I'm not gonna tell her what she needs, but its certainly not that crap.

no penis can do what a sybian or hitachi vibrator do.......some women need more than just a pounding to cum....you of all people i would think would understand such things

[Dukkit]

i think im going to see squirting girl this weekend.

im kinda excited

[RuhlFreak55]

i think im going to see squirting girl this weekend.

im kinda excited

i truly don't think there's a hotter thing in the world........i've already said that though haven't i.....can you see me turned green with envy?

[Dukkit]

i truly don't think there's a hotter thing in the world........i've already said that though haven't i.....can you see me turned green with envy?

i can see.

lol. dont get to envious. she always ends up backin out at the last minute. so i never get my hopes up.

[calgarian]

no penis can do what a sybian or hitachi vibrator do.......some women need more than just a pounding to cum....you of all people i would think would understand such things

hush....Kids

hey how do u know? u sure not getting any but u can have a vibrator

[GT2]

i think im going to see squirting girl this weekend.

im kinda excited

Haha yeah me too bro. The only difference is, this squirting girl I'm gonna see is my hot ass gf...dukki you'd be proud of me if you saw what she looked like.

[Dukkit]

Haha yeah me too bro. The only difference is, this squirting girl I'm gonna see is my hot ass gf...dukki you'd be proud of me if you saw what she looked like.

email me face pics. then ill be proud.

[GT2]

email me face pics. then ill be proud.

I had a feeling that's the response I'd get haha. Bro, I would so send you pictures of her, but for privacy issues you have to understand I can't.

Let me describe her...
Eastern european beauty, brunette, naturally tanned skin, hazel eyes, 5'8, 132lbs, firm C-cup tits, petite but squishy ass (think badbarbie type ass ) and the prettiest looking bald snatch I've ever seen. When I'm going down on her I sometimes stop and just admire it's beauty. She will then say "why did you stop? keep going!"

[RuhlFreak55]

hush....Kids

hey how do u know? u sure not getting any but u can have a vibrator

i may not be getting any but i know my shit.......i've seen what rope, a chair, and a hitachi wand can accomplish

[GT2]

i may not be getting any but i know my shit.......i've seen what rope, a chair, and a hitachi wand can accomplish

Mate, watching porn and "learning how to please a girl" by watcing another guy do it hardly qualifies as "knowing your shit" haha

IMO, you gotta get laid atleast 100 times (not that anyone is counting, but I'm making a point) before you can claim you're "good" in bed.

[Freakish]

I AM A GUILTY PLEASURE!

[RuhlFreak55]

Mate, watching porn and "learning how to please a girl" by watcing another guy do it hardly qualifies as "knowing your shit" haha

IMO, you gotta get laid atleast 100 times (not that anyone is counting, but I'm making a point) before you can claim you're "good" in bed.

well based upon the reaction of my first love that's ENTIRELY incorrect, porn is a learning tool as much as anything

[RuhlFreak55]

of course obviously some porn is worthless in this respect.....when they're faking etc.....i don't watch that crap

[RuhlFreak55]

or maybe i'm just a natural

[GT2]

well based upon the reaction of my first love that's ENTIRELY incorrect, porn is a learning tool as much as anything

Maybe you were HER first love too...If she's a noob to sex, whatever you do to her will feel heavenly. But if she was experienced in the sack and THEN met you, then congratulations. In all honesty though, I thought I knew so much about sex when I was a virgin cause I was a horny teen who watched a lot of porn. But when you actually have sex you realise it's VERY different from porn. Those people are professionals and paid actors. THEY ARE ACTING. Porn is NOT what happens in real life (well, not ALL of it anyway )

[calgarian]

Maybe you were HER first love too...If she's a noob to sex, whatever you do to her will feel heavenly. But if she was experienced in the sack and THEN met you, then congratulations. In all honesty though, I thought I knew so much about sex when I was a virgin cause I was a horny teen who watched a lot of porn. But when you actually have sex you realise it's VERY different from porn. Those people are professionals and paid actors. THEY ARE ACTING. Porn is NOT what happens in real life (well, not ALL of it anyway )

now let me tell u what will happen.

He will disagree with you and thread will be

[RuhlFreak55]

Maybe you were HER first love too...If she's a noob to sex, whatever you do to her will feel heavenly. But if she was experienced in the sack and THEN met you, then congratulations. In all honesty though, I thought I knew so much about sex when I was a virgin cause I was a horny teen who watched a lot of porn. But when you actually have sex you realise it's VERY different from porn. Those people are professionals and paid actors. THEY ARE ACTING. Porn is NOT what happens in real life (well, not ALL of it anyway )

no she was very experienced.....moreso than i thought i'd be comfortable with. And not all porn is ALL acting. There are things i've seen you can't fake, like when alot of girls cum they start to shake if u keep the vibrator on them, and u can tell it's an involuntary shaking by the frequency.......granted most of the porn i watch nowadays is sensual bondage stuff so it's not the typical ****, girl fake moans a bunch, guy cums all over her crap.....that's no fun anymore

[RuhlFreak55]

now let me tell u what will happen.

He will disagree with you and thread will be

cal quit reading my mind

[calgarian]

cal quit reading my mind

Sorry its hard not to........

[Dukkit]

geez

i come back and its just more porn discussion

[calgarian]

geez

i come back and its just more porn discussion

i know kids these days

[Dukkit]

i think its funny to observe my friends and you guys. cuz your always talking about aspects of sex and dreaming of sexual things. lol. as for me. i dont talk about it unless im recounting my experience from the night before

its like you can tell who doesnt get laid enough

is there ever enough though? thats a whole new thread right there. lol

[RuhlFreak55]

i think its funny to observe my friends and you guys. cuz your always talking about aspects of sex and dreaming of sexual things. lol. as for me. i dont talk about it unless im recounting my experience from the night before

its like you can tell who doesnt get laid enough

is there ever enough though? thats a whole new thread right there. lol

oh yea.....that's downright hilarious.......NOT

[calgarian]

i think its funny to observe my friends and you guys. cuz your always talking about aspects of sex and dreaming of sexual things. lol. as for me. i dont talk about it unless im recounting my experience from the night before

its like you can tell who doesnt get laid enough

is there ever enough though? thats a whole new thread right there. lol

i dont like to talk either just my personal experience. I only watch porn when 3 times a day getting laid isnt enough for some

[Dukkit]

oh yea.....that's downright hilarious.......NOT

hey, cheer up there sport!! someone will trip and fall on your penis someday

[RuhlFreak55]

hey, cheer up there sport!! someone will trip and fall on your penis someday

that's the word that scares me

[GT2]

that's the word that scares me

It shouldn't scare you. Getting laid is up to you. No-one is gonna spoon feed you sex, if you want something, you gotta go after it.

[RuhlFreak55]

It shouldn't scare you. Getting laid is up to you. No-one is gonna spoon feed you sex, if you want something, you gotta go after it.

well that's not entirely accurate cuz i've been spoon fed before

[Kale]

ohh i forgot. hot wax, handcuffs, shaving girls' parts

and the goosebumps when you shit

We have a winner !!!. Also does having two terabytes of porn movies count ?

[RuhlFreak55]

We have a winner !!!. Also does having two terabytes of porn movies count ?

jesus christ you have me beat in the porn department......all my good passwords died so i've not been increasing the collection

[BadBarbie]

Dora The Explorer...

It's sick. It's wrong.
I know all this
I can't help it.

I can beat this.
I love watching Bob the Builder in spanish.
Except it's called Bob el Constructorio.
I dk why. But they are so funny in spanish.

Oh... and on this porn subject...

I have a guilty pleasure of making and watching my own..
Too much info? haha

[RuhlFreak55]

I can beat this.
I love watching Bob the Builder in spanish.
Except it's called Bob el Constructorio.
I dk why. But they are so funny in spanish.

Oh... and on this porn subject...

I have a guilty pleasure of making and watching my own..
Too much info? haha

that......is sexy as hell.....and i can't say that i've never thought bout doin the same, just haven't had the opportunity

[Bojangles69]

no penis can do what a sybian or hitachi vibrator do.......some women need more than just a pounding to cum....you of all people i would think would understand such things

I agree, has nothing to do with a penis.. OR a machine... OR lasting 5 thousand hours.

Just way more affective ways of doing imo.

[Rugger02]

I can beat this.
I love watching Bob the Builder in spanish.
Except it's called Bob el Constructorio.
I dk why. But they are so funny in spanish.

Oh... and on this porn subject...

I have a guilty pleasure of making and watching my own..
Too much info? haha

LMAO, Awesome,
"Can We Fix It?"
"Si' Sen'or"

And I've thought about taping my own too but decided against it. I think if I watched my own porn, then the next time I was having sex I'd be thinking about how retarded I looked....

[BadBarbie]

LMAO, Awesome,
"Can We Fix It?"
"Si' Sen'or"

And I've thought about taping my own too but decided against it. I think if I watched my own porn, then the next time I was having sex I'd be thinking about how retarded I looked....

Then step your game up and don't fvck like a retard

[rockSTAR_xo]

Hmm.. guilty pleasures?
I'd have to say my biggest one would be older men.