Favorite Movie Quotes

[KingTenderloin]

I don't even know what the fvck a quail is!

[Gaspari1255]

Well, I guess the laws of physics cease to exist on top of your stove. Were these magic grits? Did you buy them from the same guy who sold Jack his beanstalk beans?

- My Cousin Vinny

[abbot138]

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=QjuVvluaPEI

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=ED4VL7...eature=related

You f*****g human paraquat

Ive seen a lot of spinals dude and this guy’s a faking goldbricker.
We believe in nazing lebowski nazing, well cut of your johnson

Obviously you’re not a golfer

Oh, nice varmint

This aggression will not stand, man.


The Big Lebowski

I love this movie man!

LMAO! Yeah I gotta stop I could go all day, every line in this movie is gold!

[warchild]

Mr. Randy Watson and his band...Sexual Chocolate

[IronReload04]

"starting defense........a place at the table....whooooooohooooooooooooooooooo"

[IronReload04]

"my cpu is a neuronet processer, a learning computer"

[abbot138]

"starting defense........a place at the table....whooooooohooooooooooooooooooo"

Niiiiccceeee!

"I don't think you've got it!"

One of the best characters ever!

[abbot138]

Mr. Randy Watson and his band...Sexual Chocolate

HAAAA!!! Love it!

"You all know him as Joe the policeman from the Whats Going Down epiosode of Thats My Momma..."

[warchild]

"starting defense........a place at the table....whooooooohooooooooooooooooooo"

lattimer was such a bad ass

[Gaspari1255]

I'd stab someone in the heart with a fckin ice pick if it gets me dinner with you!

[warchild]

Sexual Chocolate.........SEXUAL CHOCOLATE!!!!!

[warchild]

Joe Louis was 137 yrs old

[WARMachine]

D.I. Fitch: Are you eyeballing me with those baby-blues? Are you?
Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: Sir, no sir!
D.I. Fitch: Are you in love with me, Swofford?
Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: Sir, no sir!
D.I. Fitch: Why, you don't think I look good in my uniform, Swofford?
Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: Sir, the D.I looks fabulous in his uniform, sir!
D.I. Fitch: Oh, so you're gay then and you love me!
Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: Sir, I'm not gay, sir!
D.I. Fitch: You got a girlfriend, Swafford?
Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: Sir, yes sir!
D.I. Fitch: Guess again, dumbass, Jody's banging her right now! Give me 25 for all the times she's gonna get ****ed this month! Down on your face!


Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: A flashlight was a moonbeam. A pen was an ink stick. My mouth was a cum receptacle. A bed was a rack. A wall was a bulkhead. A shirt was a blouse. A tie was still a tie, and a belt a belt. But many other things would never be the same.


Bored Gunny Sgt.: I'm gonna put you in Golf Company... it's full of retards and ****-ups. Maybe you can elevate them sons of bitches a little... or maybe not. Next!


Sgt. Siek: I told you to keep your head down! If you'd listened to me, you'd still be ****ing alive right now, stupid ****


Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: [Swoff and Fergus are disassembling and reassembling their rifles in their tent. Cortez is sitting a few bunks down, messing with his radio] What would you say if I told you I was gonna kill you for ****ing me over like that?
Fergus: I already told you, it was an accident.
Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: An accident. Right. Like when the trigger slips. Of course, your nice little mom and dad are where?
Fergus: Cottonwood Falls.
Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: Cottonwood Falls. They'll be sad. They won't have their little boy to send ****ing cookies to. I'll say it was an accidental discharge. I might spend some time in the brig... but it'll end this ****ing waiting. And i'll know what it's like to kill a man.
[loads rifle and points it at Fergus]
Fergus: What are you doing?
Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: I'm in the firing position known as the sitting position. After the prone position, it is the platform most likely to enable a Marine to effectivley kill his target. His target being a human, generally an enemy but sometimes a friend or friendly. We call this frinedly fire, or friendly ****ing or getting friendly ****ed.
Fergus: Come on Swoff, it was your watch! It was Christmans Eve, and I was just thinking about home. That's it.
Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: What do you think Cortez? You think I'll accidentally kill your homeboy from boot camp?
Cortez: Sure you'll kill him. Accidents happen.
Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: You don't see shit right?
Cortez: I don't see shit. This ain't even my tent. Matter of fact, I ain't even here, Swoff.
[exits tent]

[abbot138]

Joe Louis was 137 yrs old

LMAO!!!!!

Clarence: Oh there they go. There they go, every time I start talkin 'bout boxing, a white man got to pull Rocky Marciano out their ass. That's their one, that's their one. Rocky Marciano. Rocky Marciano. Let me tell you something once and for all. Rocky Marciano was good, but compared to Joe Louis, Rocky Marciano ain't shit."
Saul: He beat Joe Louis' ass.
Sweets: That's right he did whoop Joe Louis' ass.

[Deltasaurus]

Josh: Not a lot of reflective surfaces down in the sewer, huh?
[he chuckles and the Penguin joins in]
The Penguin: Still... could be worse. My nose could be gushing blood.
[they both laugh again]
Josh: Your nose could be... what do you mean by tha...
[the Penguin bites Josh's nose]

[spywizard]

"it's not you.. it's me.."

"ok, it's not me, it's you, your sister is so much nicer than you"

[abbot138]

"Mannn, my grand-mama gave me that chain."

"He gonna cry in the car."

[abbot138]

"Yesss! Cuban B"

"Doctors say I need a Backiotomy"
"He had sex with my mama!"
"Get away from me biitch im impotent"