Women and shit talking.

**Odpierdol_sie!** · 10-15-2008, 12:23 PM

My woman only ever talks to me when she is talking shit, which is pretty much all the time were in each others company. Are all women like this?

**Dizz28** · 10-15-2008, 12:26 PM

no....get another woman, unless you just like the abuse

**Odpierdol_sie!** · 10-15-2008, 12:39 PM

Originally Posted by Dizz28

no....get another woman, unless you just like the abuse

Nah I cant see your logic there mate...

**JiGGaMaN** · 10-15-2008, 12:52 PM

Is she talking shit about you? Either way as soon as she starts tell her the following:
1. Quit being a hater
2. You dont want drama
3. It makes you not want to talk to her when shes like that
You could also go on to speculate she talks shit about people all the time because she is unhappy with herself.

**JiGGaMaN** · 10-15-2008, 12:53 PM

Please refer to the following diagram for more information:

**Odpierdol_sie!** · 10-15-2008, 01:01 PM

Lol i could do but its much easier to just switch off when women are talking. Women are only good for one thing now, they use to be good at cooking and cleaning and doing the washing up but the women these days seem to be proper bra burners always with an opinion. Its easier just to revert to cave man ways and only show interest when you got the horn.

**JiGGaMaN** · 10-15-2008, 01:03 PM

I thought the message there was pretty clear.

**Odpierdol_sie!** · 10-15-2008, 01:05 PM

Originally Posted by JiGGaMaN

Is she talking shit about you? Either way as soon as she starts tell her the following:
1. Quit being a hater
2. You dont want drama
3. It makes you not want to talk to her when shes like that
You could also go on to speculate she talks shit about people all the time because she is unhappy with herself.

I think its more to the fact that women are genetically programed to talk shit. She aint an air head or anything, shes got a MSc in politics.... maybe she has Sarah Palin syndrome....? or MAYBE its a woman syndrome? yeh i like that one better!.

**Kratos** · 10-15-2008, 01:12 PM

The girls I know who are shit talkers usually date the biggest assholes who talk good shit too otherwise they don't respect him. They like to be put in their place by their bf. It makes for a lot of drama.

**JiGGaMaN** · 10-15-2008, 01:14 PM

Originally Posted by Odpierdol_sie!;4256***

I think its more to the fact that women are genetically programed to talk shit. She aint an air head or anything, shes got a MSc in politics.... maybe she has Sarah Palin syndrome....? or MAYBE its a woman syndrome? yeh i like that one better!.

Thats not true at all. I'd recommend not hangin around with those ones.

**Deltasaurus** · 10-15-2008, 01:21 PM

act like your gunna hit her then Eye Dominate HER!!!! then exhale slowly but loud, then sigh.....aaahhhh.....*quitely-but loud enough for her to hear.......then walk away humming your favorite tune.....like your a zen buddist......works for me

**Chode Logan** · 10-15-2008, 01:22 PM

Speed-bag her ovaries.

**Deltasaurus** · 10-15-2008, 01:23 PM

Originally Posted by Chode Logan

Speed-bag her ovaries.

no you dont hit hit women unless your in the sack

**Kratos** · 10-15-2008, 01:29 PM

Originally Posted by Odpierdol_sie!;4256***

I think its more to the fact that women are genetically programed to talk shit. She aint an air head or anything, shes got a MSc in politics.... maybe she has Sarah Palin syndrome....? or MAYBE its a woman syndrome? yeh i like that one better!.

education and intelligence have nothing to do with it. It's a f-ed-upidness in the head of some girls. Seen it before. If you can't keep up and be funny while doing so and are afraid to see her cry or can't make her jealous, run away now, she's gonna own your ass. I don't know why you'd want one of those types as your gf.

**Chode Logan** · 10-15-2008, 01:34 PM

Originally Posted by Kratos

education and intelligence have nothing to do with it. It's a f-ed-upidness in the head of some girls. Seen it before. If you can't keep up and be funny while doing so and are afraid to see her cry or can't make her jealous, run away now, she's gonna own your ass. I don't know why you'd want one of those types as your gf.

I actually casually see a girl with the same kind of attitude. She never says anything nice to me, she's mean, everything is some way of trying to make fun of me. It's just how she talks. Now I just hit her back with comments that are twice as horrible and she usually shuts up.

It's confusing cause it seems like they hate you, but they really want you, they're just retarded and don't know how to talk like normal people.

**Deltasaurus** · 10-15-2008, 01:41 PM

Originally Posted by Chode Logan

I actually casually see a girl with the same kind of attitude. She never says anything nice to me, she's mean, everything is some way of trying to make fun of me. It's just how she talks. Now I just hit her back with comments that are twice as horrible and she usually shuts up.

It's confusing cause it seems like they hate you, but they really want you, they're just retarded and don't know how to talk like normal people.

hilarious

**Kratos** · 10-15-2008, 01:43 PM

Originally Posted by Chode Logan

. Now I just hit her back with comments that are twice as horrible and she usually shuts up.

It's confusing cause it seems like they hate you, but they really want you, they're just retarded and don't know how to talk like normal people.

my point...why you want to be around someone like that? It's a constant power struggle.

**calgarian** · 10-15-2008, 01:45 PM

Originally Posted by Chode Logan

I actually casually see a girl with the same kind of attitude. She never says anything nice to me, she's mean, everything is some way of trying to make fun of me. It's just how she talks. Now I just hit her back with comments that are twice as horrible and she usually shuts up.

It's confusing cause it seems like they hate you, but they really want you, they're just retarded and don't know how to talk like normal people.

stick it in the pooper

**Chode Logan** · 10-15-2008, 01:47 PM

Originally Posted by Kratos

my point...why you want to be around someone like that? It's a constant power struggle.

I don't, I just like to be around that when that's around my dick.

**Chode Logan** · 10-15-2008, 01:49 PM

Originally Posted by calgarian

stick it in the pooper

I'm working on it

**Glow2004** · 10-15-2008, 01:58 PM

This is the best song I've heard all year. It's fuking brilliant,like init....

SOrry mate

**calgarian** · 10-15-2008, 01:58 PM

Originally Posted by Chode Logan

I'm working on it

remember its easier to ask for forgivness then permission

**Glow2004** · 10-15-2008, 02:07 PM

Originally Posted by Odpierdol_sie!

My woman only ever talks to me when she is talking shit, which is pretty much all the time were in each others company. Are all women like this?

VALLEY SLAPPER (2 pints = blow job)

**Glow2004** · 10-15-2008, 02:08 PM

Originally Posted by Odpierdol_sie!

My woman only ever talks to me when she is talking shit, which is pretty much all the time were in each others company. Are all women like this?

English Women are!!!!....

**DCI** · 10-15-2008, 02:11 PM

Lol, all women will never ever be able to be understood ever. They are unfatamable insanely strange.

**Chode Logan** · 10-15-2008, 02:12 PM

Originally Posted by calgarian

remember its easier to ask for forgivness then permission

Those are words to live by my friend.

**Glow2004** · 10-15-2008, 02:13 PM

Originally Posted by Damien_C

Lol, all women will never ever be able to be understood ever. They are unfatamable insanely strange.

Later

**IronReload04** · 10-15-2008, 03:07 PM

if you are standing in front of her ,

take your left hand, click your fingers in her right ear, slide your hand over, click your fingers in her left ear, whip your hand back across her face (not hitting her obviously just trying to do things in a flashy way) and be like "I dont think so"

**calgarian** · 10-15-2008, 03:34 PM

i just think ...to get some u need to give some.....thats all I gotta see over the years I never got into a situation like this I always treated girls I was with , with respect and got respect back. So Thats my 2 cents

**Hoggage_54** · 10-15-2008, 03:35 PM

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**Rugger02** · 10-15-2008, 05:06 PM

Originally Posted by Chode Logan

Speed-bag her ovaries.

Hilarious.
I stopped reading after that. Problem solved!

**DSM4Life** · 10-15-2008, 05:13 PM

**Odpierdol_sie!** · 10-15-2008, 05:32 PM

I think some of you might not be getting what i initially meant.

She dont talk nasty to me... its quite the other way round,
What i mean is, when its time for some quiet chill out time and shes in the same room, just as im finding my Chi, she will look over and says something really retarded like whats happeing on perez or some girly shit like that. i look over and i have developed a very good answer that covers every question women ask its, "mmmhmmmm" if she digs further the following answer is "im sorry, you must have me confused with someone who gives a fvck".

**Odpierdol_sie!** · 10-15-2008, 05:33 PM

Originally Posted by Glow2004

VALLEY SLAPPER (2 pints = blow job)

"Better than a reach around while sniffing glue at the back of castle bingo".

**INM** · 10-15-2008, 06:39 PM

Originally Posted by Damien_C

Lol, all women will never ever be able to be understood ever. They are unfatamable insanely strange.

true, but I consider to know how to treat women and I learned it all from a song! Yes it's true...

Its rap, so for the haters out there just don't listen.. for others that want to give it a try please do:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RKZCTlDvlA