I need a good breakup line

[dhriscerr]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syXC5N8Q51I

[dhriscerr]

If that doesnt work try this one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGLvM4um2Hs

[dhriscerr]

But seriously, just be honest.

[scottythebody]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOx5647VRs4

that was the first thing I thought of when I saw this thread title

[MuscleScience]

My diet consist mainly of meat but its always a good idea to add just a little bit of fish.

Right because you need your *****3 vagina acids, for your heart.

[firmechicano831]

just be honest and tell her ur in love with Jessica simpson.

[Bojangles69]

umm.. "peace bitch"?

[bigt10]

I got 3 great options.

1. Have sex with her mother or sister if they are hot

2. Have sex with one of her friends you like, or start to date one if you like them.

3. Double book a date and have both of them show up at the same time, tell the one you like better the other one is giving you a hard time and you should tell her.

What you do is bring the one you like out, call the one you want to break up with and have her show up 20 mins later, then she can see for herself.

[CSAR]

Tell her you've got chronic halitosis, South Central LA style...

Biaaaatch, my breath be shhhhtainkin'!!!!!

[lcstriker07]

Tell her you've got herpes...

[Edgar]

tell her your riding carlos C*@K for better abs.