Dick Tricks

[Kratos]

Watched a pretty good penis oragami showing last night at a party. It was like a train wreck, nobody could look away. The girls were pleasntly confused and curious. The men looked on in a mixture of horror, sadness, pain and feelings of "I shouldn't be looking at that." It was really funny.

I was kinda curious about how some of them were done.

Anybody know any good dick tricks, I'm not curious enough to buy the book.

http://www.overstock.com/Books-Movie...7/product.html


Not the brain, everbody knows that one.

[Kratos]

wow, these guys make a living at twisting their penis
http://movies.nytimes.com/movie/2829...Forum/overview

[Kratos]

one of their best tricks copy and pasted

•• The hamburger ••
As promised earlier, here are the instructions for making a hamburger from the male genitals. The reason I am able to give you these clear instructions is not only because I have good memory for interesting facts, but also because of a little yellow book called ‘D.I.Y. Dicktrick Handbook’ that comes with the video. This gives instructions on the following ‘puppets’: wedding ring, wristwatch, baby bird (excellent!) and hamburger (my favourite).

1. Place the testicles in your fingertips and spread them apart.
2. Roll the penis between the testicles
3. Turn a 90 degree angle
4. Squeeze the testicles and hold like a hamburger.

If you have a good sense of imagination, you will be visioning the result right now. There is a tackle injury disclaimer in the book, which is worth mentioning, as I am sure this cannot do you good, even if it is fun to turn your testicles into poppy seed buns!

[DSM4Life]

one of their best tricks copy and pasted

•• The hamburger ••
As promised earlier, here are the instructions for making a hamburger from the male genitals. The reason I am able to give you these clear instructions is not only because I have good memory for interesting facts, but also because of a little yellow book called ‘D.I.Y. Dicktrick Handbook’ that comes with the video. This gives instructions on the following ‘puppets’: wedding ring, wristwatch, baby bird (excellent!) and hamburger (my favourite).

1. Place the testicles in your fingertips and spread them apart.
2. Roll the penis between the testicles
3. Turn a 90 degree angle
4. Squeeze the testicles and hold like a hamburger.

If you have a good sense of imagination, you will be visioning the result right now. There is a tackle injury disclaimer in the book, which is worth mentioning, as I am sure this cannot do you good, even if it is fun to turn your testicles into poppy seed buns!

Sounds like the most delicious hamburger ever !

[Jfew44]

Wow that's shocking lol. I'm not sure if I'd want to see that or not...

[Bossman]

My wife and I watched this on HBO I believe. Not sure if was Real Sex or some other soft porn HBO special. My wife liked it.

I think if I were manipulating my dick in front of people it wouldn't be long before all I could imitate was a walking stick. Those guys must take salt peter or something.

[Coop77]

I saw the two austrailian guys that do it on stage once. it was disturbing.

[Tambit24]

I've done it at partys before just messin around. Not much, just the brain, hamburger, lockness monster. Forget the other names

[Bossman]

I've done it at partys before just messin around. Not much, just the brain, hamburger, lockness monster. Forget the other names

Im curious, when does the party start to turn where you feel comfortable enough to take out your dick and start contorting it in front of other people.

Not trying to judge, just don't think I could get wasted enough to do that.

[Tambit24]

Well, you see, I'm really not one to feel uncomfortable usually. Plus, it starts with one of my buddy's mentioning it and people asking to see. Haven'ty done it in awhile, but I still pull out a few for the wife.

[Bossman]

Well, you see, I'm really not one to feel uncomfortable usually. Plus, it starts with one of my buddy's mentioning it and people asking to see. Haven'ty done it in awhile, but I still pull out a few for the wife.

LOL, Im sure my wife would enjoy that! Im just afraid she would think my "burger" is too small.

[Tambit24]

see my burger looks bad cause I'm really thick and my buns (nuts) look too small with the burger meat