I was a good boy tonight! The self control kicked in

**J-Dogg** · 01-21-2009, 11:05 PM

Went to see Gran Turino tonight with a cutie. Good movie too guys, go see it if you get a chance.

She wanted to come keep me "company" after the movie, I said sure.

I think I might have rubbed a hole in her pants dry humping her.

I exersized my self control though. It helped because she said "no no".

**MuscleScience** · 01-21-2009, 11:08 PM

No offense but Dry humping is 15 year old highschool bullshat....LOL

**J-Dogg** · 01-21-2009, 11:09 PM

Originally Posted by MuscleScience

No offense but Dry humping is 15 year old highschool bullshat....LOL

But I was trying NOT to do her. So it was the next best thing, lol.

Oh and she was only 15. (Kidding!)

**T_Own** · 01-21-2009, 11:28 PM

Originally Posted by J-Dogg

Went to see Gran Turino tonight with a cutie. Good movie too guys, go see it if you get a chance.

She wanted to come keep me "company" after the movie, I said sure.

I think I might have rubbed a hole in her pants dry humping her.

I exersized my self control though. It helped because she said "no no".

yeah... that part usually helps LOL

**firmechicano831** · 01-21-2009, 11:39 PM

I don';t like dry humping, I like slide humping.

**Nicotine** · 01-21-2009, 11:40 PM

**briancb1** · 01-21-2009, 11:58 PM

you prolly dont get much do ya? Over here, vagina is on tap from multiple sources and lemme tell you... there are more meaningful things to life than getting rug burn by your levi's

More about the movie...

**WOLFCRAFT** · 01-22-2009, 03:47 AM

Yeah you usually should show some self control if she says no...

**jimmyinkedup** · 01-22-2009, 06:51 AM

^^^ lmao - very good point....

***RAGE*** · 01-22-2009, 07:02 AM

10 to 15 is good motivation...

**jimmyinkedup** · 01-22-2009, 07:32 AM

j dogg - im sorry i have to laugh (not in a condescending way - i mean that) ...do you really consider self control dry humping her like a horny dog? cmon bro....and then the clincher "well she did say no , no ..."*L* ....id rethink the self control you think you exercised....

**J-Dogg** · 01-22-2009, 08:47 AM

lol guys it's kind of a joke, the day before I posted a topic that i need to quit sleeping with randoms, and just need to sleep with a girl if she's my GF.

i'm not a virgin, I actually WANT to quit converting to a man whore.

**Dukkit** · 01-22-2009, 08:51 AM

"no no"

she said "no no"

what does that mean?

nothing

ive had soo many girls say no no for a a good few mins.. then start saying yes yes, dont stop.

get on it son

**Dukkit** · 01-22-2009, 08:53 AM

Originally Posted by J-Dogg

lol guys it's kind of a joke, the day before I posted a topic that i need to quit sleeping with randoms, and just need to sleep with a girl if she's my GF.

i'm not a virgin, I actually WANT to quit converting to a man whore.

im ashamed to have you in the same classification of species as me

psht

you want to quit. you pansy

hahah

j/k

im actually trying a find a girl to settle with so that i can stop whoring also.
its getting old. but then so will having a g/f after a while. hahah

**J-Dogg** · 01-22-2009, 09:04 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

im ashamed to have you in the same classification of species as me

psht

you want to quit. you pansy

hahah

j/k

im actually trying a find a girl to settle with so that i can stop whoring also.
its getting old. but then so will having a g/f after a while. hahah

Actually this girl threw a wrench in my gears. I have been trying to "select" a girl to be with and had it narrowed down to 2 of them. Both were just really cute blondes. One with a body that's a 10, the other with over all looks, a 10. The one does not model, but honestly is probably the most attractive girl I've ever actually met/seen in person, no idea why she is so intrested in me! lol.

But the girl last night is kind of the opposite. Dark brown hair, tan/olive skin with really bright blue eyes, like as blue as my balls when she left. Taller, 5'9 maybe, average body. But she has her shit together, she works for the state, is going to school to finish her masters, makes good money, drives her own SUV (my ex use to drive mine), wakes up every day at 6am for work, is on time. Just a super classy chick with that exotic look with blue eyes.

The other 2, don't have it together so much. Chick with the body has her own things, but she's topped out where she'll go. She really tries. The super hottie is a mess, but super hot. She still lives at home, has no car, works in a retail job making min/wadge. She is a sweet heart, and adores me but i would feel like I HAVE to take care of her.

**Dukkit** · 01-22-2009, 09:07 AM

Originally Posted by J-Dogg

Actually this girl threw a wrench in my gears. I have been trying to "select" a girl to be with and had it narrowed down to 2 of them. Both were just really cute blondes. One with a body that's a 10, the other with over all looks, a 10. The one does not model, but honestly is probably the most attractive girl I've ever actually met/seen in person, no idea why she is so intrested in me! lol.

But the girl last night is kind of the opposite. Dark brown hair, tan/olive skin with really bright blue eyes, like as blue as my balls when she left. Taller, 5'9 maybe, average body. But she has her shit together, she works for the state, is going to school to finish her masters, makes good money, drives her own SUV (my ex use to drive mine), wakes up every day at 6am for work, is on time. Just a super classy chick with that exotic look with blue eyes.

The other 2, don't have it together so much. Chick with the body has her own things, but she's topped out where she'll go. She really tries. The super hottie is a mess, but super hot. She still lives at home, has no car, works in a retail job making min/wadge. She is a sweet heart, and adores me but i would feel like I HAVE to take care of her.

yep same here

im down to 2 choices. and if i was you. id go for the chick from last night

im not tryin to wife up a 10. thats askin for trouble. guys always hittin on her. and so on. im gonna marry a 6-8. as long as shes great in bed. and has her shit together. im there

**J-Dogg** · 01-22-2009, 09:13 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

yep same here

im down to 2 choices. and if i was you. id go for the chick from last night

im not tryin to wife up a 10. thats askin for trouble. guys always hittin on her. and so on. im gonna marry a 6-8. as long as shes great in bed. and has her shit together. im there

I'm feeling ya bro, and that's a good plan for life.

The girl I describe as a "10" I dated before, and I remember talking to my brother one day. He was telling me how hot she was picking on me kind of about it, but I told him "I'll NEVER date another model/type chick".

Not even about the guys hitting on her, belive it or not though.....looks matter but are not the MOST important thing. I think if you are going to spend time with a girl for a long time, or get serious, she has to have her stuff togther and be stable. SO many of these supper cuties are just emotional, unstable and just crazy.

the hardest part is when you find a good girl, is trying not to fall back into those old habits of trying to hook up with the hot crazy ones.

**Kale** · 01-22-2009, 09:13 AM

Originally Posted by J-Dogg

lol guys it's kind of a joke, the day before I posted a topic that i need to quit sleeping with randoms, and just need to sleep with a girl if she's my GF.

i'm not a virgin, I actually WANT to quit converting to a man whore.

Why ?

**Dukkit** · 01-22-2009, 09:15 AM

Originally Posted by J-Dogg

I'm feeling ya bro, and that's a good plan for life.

The girl I describe as a "10" I dated before, and I remember talking to my brother one day. He was telling me how hot she was picking on me kind of about it, but I told him "I'll NEVER date another model/type chick".

Not even about the guys hitting on her, belive it or not though.....looks matter but are not the MOST important thing. I think if you are going to spend time with a girl for a long time, or get serious, she has to have her stuff togther and be stable. SO many of these supper cuties are just emotional, unstable and just crazy.
the hardest part is when you find a good girl, is trying not to fall back into those old habits of trying to hook up with the hot crazy ones.

exactly
and ive also found through my long life of whoring. that the super super hot chicks

usually arent nearly as good in bed as the average everyday cute chicks.

thats a big deal for me. haha

**J-Dogg** · 01-22-2009, 09:53 AM

Kale I know it's stumping, lol and some times i wonder the same thing!

I'll tell you guys one thing, I'll still get drunk and wonder about the tramp from the other night. She just had no self respect, took it in the butt. Made me choke her, wanted to come back over an hour later and text me all the next day. She is the devil woman.

The girl i hung out with last night was describing her friend XXXX. XXXX has fake boobs because her ex was controling, so she went out and got a boob job. At dinner, XXXX says "I like it in the butt, I don't care". She goes on then to explain how XXXX just wants a freaky ass guy that "Is not scared to motor boat her ass".

I think me and XXXX are soul mates.

**Dukkit** · 01-22-2009, 10:03 AM

Originally Posted by J-Dogg

Kale I know it's stumping, lol and some times i wonder the same thing!

I'll tell you guys one thing, I'll still get drunk and wonder about the tramp from the other night. She just had no self respect, took it in the butt. Made me choke her, wanted to come back over an hour later and text me all the next day. She is the devil woman.

The girl i hung out with last night was describing her friend XXXX. XXXX has fake boobs because her ex was controling, so she went out and got a boob job. At dinner, XXXX says "I like it in the butt, I don't care". She goes on then to explain how XXXX just wants a freaky ass guy that "Is not scared to motor boat her ass".

I think me and XXXX are soul mates.

i think you and I should show XXXXX and crazy night

**Deltasaurus** · 01-22-2009, 11:08 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

exactly
and ive also found through my long life of whoring. that the super super hot chicks

usually arent nearly as good in bed as the average everyday cute chicks.

thats a big deal for me. haha

really?

this cute girl i've had a thing for, for about 2years boyfriend just broke up with her!!! Dumbass!!! lol. I brought her flowers when she was still dating him back in July and She Loved it, But neways we're going out tonight after i get outta class. And She's Not The SUPER HOT CHICK but she is very cute and has that "True beauty: and shvt loads of personality.
Now that you said that you's got me wondering.

-AJ

**Deltasaurus** · 01-22-2009, 11:10 AM

Originally Posted by J-Dogg

Kale I know it's stumping, lol and some times i wonder the same thing!

I'll tell you guys one thing, I'll still get drunk and wonder about the tramp from the other night. She just had no self respect, took it in the butt. Made me choke her, wanted to come back over an hour later and text me all the next day. She is the devil woman.

The girl i hung out with last night was describing her friend XXXX. XXXX has fake boobs because her ex was controling, so she went out and got a boob job. At dinner, XXXX says "I like it in the butt, I don't care". She goes on then to explain how XXXX just wants a freaky ass guy that "Is not scared to motor boat her ass".

I think me and XXXX are soul mates.

i think you XXXX should get married

im happy 4 u

**ghettoboyd** · 01-22-2009, 11:13 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

yep same here

im down to 2 choices. and if i was you. id go for the chick from last night

im not tryin to wife up a 10. thats askin for trouble. guys always hittin on her. and so on. im gonna marry a 6-8. as long as shes great in bed. and has her shit together. im there

the key young grasshoppa is to find a girl thats a princess in front of your parents and a whore in the sack.(but just for you of course)if you can find your "sexual solemate" then youll be ok.but if she cant scratch your every "itch" then there will be trouble cus youll go find it elsware.......

**Matt** · 01-22-2009, 11:23 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

"no no"

she said "no no"

what does that mean?

nothing

ive had soo many girls say no no for a a good few mins.. then start saying yes yes, dont stop.

get on it son

I to have had this happen, it was only when i put the knife to her throat that she stopped screaming no..

**Matt** · 01-22-2009, 11:29 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

exactly
and ive also found through my long life of whoring. that the super super hot chicks

usually arent nearly as good in bed as the average everyday cute chicks.

thats a big deal for me. haha

Sorry but i dont agree with this lol. The best sex i ever had was with a super super hot girl, she would let me do anything, ahhh those were the days working in the mortuary

**J-Dogg** · 01-22-2009, 11:35 AM

Originally Posted by MAD MATT

Sorry but i dont agree with this lol. The best sex i ever had was with a super super hot girl, she would let me do anything, ahhh those were the days working in the mortuary

lol nice bro,

The super hot chicks I've done kind of remind me of that lame paris hilton porn.

I'm all about the Bella Donna/Taylor Hayes. Not so much even into that "princess" look anymore.

**jimmyinkedup** · 01-22-2009, 02:49 PM

enjoy being a man whore all you can - while you can bro...

**heaven_lee** · 01-22-2009, 02:58 PM

You guys are sooo fkn gay lol. Judging by the months you joined and your post counts the only thing you guys are dry humping is STEROID .COM. LOL

**Matt** · 01-22-2009, 03:07 PM

Originally Posted by heaven_lee

You guys are sooo fkn gay lol. Judging by the months you joined and your post counts the only thing you guys are dry humping is STEROID.COM. LOL

Oh come on lol dont be like that

**J-Dogg** · 01-22-2009, 03:32 PM

8 years, 2100 post!

I dry hump the shit out of this forum!

**jimmyinkedup** · 01-22-2009, 03:39 PM

who want to dry hump anything??? *L*

**calgarian** · 01-22-2009, 03:48 PM

Originally Posted by J-Dogg

8 years, 2100 post!

I dry hump the shit out of this forum!

Originally Posted by jimmyinkedup

who want to dry hump anything??? *L*

i normally use my spit

**J-Dogg** · 01-22-2009, 03:51 PM

Originally Posted by calgarian

i normally use my spit

It's not like I just dry humpped her.

I got her pants off and got to feel out the goods. And one of those worthless dry hand jobs girls give when they are too embarrassed to spit on it first.

Just was not looking to close the deal so much, and that's what I was TRYING to do.