strange sex laws ( anyone remember this?)

**gst528i** · 01-25-2009, 01:57 AM

Heres some funny shit...

Strange Sex Laws

1. In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.)

2. In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror. (Makes you hope you never need surgery!)

3. Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times. (A brick??)

4. The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Whoa!)

5. There are men in Guam whose full time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time...Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)

6. In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (Ah! Justice!)

7. Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores. (But of course!)

8. In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
(Makes one shudder at the thought.)

9. In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
(This was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)

10. In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."
(Is this a great country or what? ... Not as great as Guam, though!!)

**T_Own** · 01-25-2009, 02:03 AM

rofl...

idk, there might be some dirty girls in guam that can only get some by paying..

#9 oh shit... i hope thats not illegal in america, that happens to me atleast twice a day...

#3 good thing the guys dead...

#1 niceee man, good thing the africans found aids first.

#2 lol nice comment on that

***RAGE*** · 01-26-2009, 01:05 AM

you are sick but funny info and I though I had a lot of time on my hands....

**Dizz28** · 01-26-2009, 09:20 AM

In the Military, any sex position (and also bj's) besides missionary are punishable by the UCMJ

**Kale** · 01-26-2009, 09:27 AM

Well you will love this one. A cop here in Singapore got two years for having oral sex with a 16 yo girl. The crime was Oral sex, not fvcking a 16 yo http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/en/doc/...ent_280236.htm

**T_Own** · 01-26-2009, 09:40 AM

LOL wow good thing i don't live there...

but its good they have their priorities in order though

**BritishColumbian** · 01-26-2009, 10:51 AM

wow, thats some twisted stuff

***RAGE*** · 01-26-2009, 02:14 PM

Where is MAD I know he as broken at least half of these....j/k bro

**warchild** · 01-26-2009, 02:18 PM

man those are some fvcked up laws

**novastepp** · 01-26-2009, 03:35 PM

Originally Posted by Dizz28

In the Military, any sex position (and also bj's) besides missionary are punishable by the UCMJ

yeah, i bet most people don't know why...

**Matt** · 01-26-2009, 03:42 PM

Originally Posted by prone2rage

Where is MAD I know he as broken at least half of these....j/k bro

Hahaha i think ive done them all bro, they should lock me up and lob they key away..

***RAGE*** · 01-26-2009, 08:00 PM

Originally Posted by MAD MATT

Hahaha i think ive done them all bro, they should lock me up and lob they key away..

could not help myself bro.....lol

**JiGGaMaN** · 01-26-2009, 09:22 PM

Originally Posted by novastepp

yeah, i bet most people don't know why...

im gonna guess that it doesnt actually say that it makes a reference to that un-natural sexual positions/sodomy is illegal. im guessing because theres some christian philosophy on missionary sex being the only acceptable way to bang a broad. generally any sex law that isnt considered rape/assault has a religious reason behind it.

**novastepp** · 01-26-2009, 09:38 PM

well it has to do with being able to pick certain people out of the military.

**GusInc** · 01-26-2009, 09:40 PM

My italian bro says in Italy that a man can rape a woman wearing jeans and not be punished because a single man isn't capable enough to remove jeans from a woman on his own... it takes cooperation

**Charger527** · 01-26-2009, 09:40 PM

lol, who comes up with that stuff...

***RAGE*** · 01-26-2009, 10:09 PM

Originally Posted by gst528i

Heres some funny shit...

Strange Sex Laws

1. In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.)

I can not go back to Lebanon

2. In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror. (Makes you hope you never need surgery!)

My wife has the same rule

3. Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times. (A brick??)

I dont like to do this either because I get jealous

4. The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Whoa!)

I would have have lost both of my hands today

5. There are men in Guam whose full time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time...Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)

how do I apply

6. In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (Ah! Justice!)

Note to self never move to Hong Kong

7. Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores. (But of course!)

I fogot to get fish food I will be right back

8. In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
(Makes one shudder at the thought.)

true story my mom caught me the first time

9. In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
(This was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)

shit there goes that fantasy

10. In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."
(Is this a great country or what? ... Not as great as Guam, though!!)

God bless the good old US of A

**Tock** · 01-27-2009, 01:33 AM

4. The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Whoa!)

A notion derrived from "The Sin of Onan," or Onanism.
Genesis chapter 38, verses 1-10
"9": And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother.
"10": And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also.

Also see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onan

8. In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
(Makes one shudder at the thought.)

An adapted rule from the Bible --
It's another Bible rule . . . I don't recall the exact reference offhand, but back then, newlyweds were treated to a nice room with clean linen on the mattress. The next morning, someone from the village would snatch the wedding sheets and display them in a prominant place for everyone to see. The reason behind all this was to show whether or not the sheets were bloody. Bloody sheets inferred a virgin wife, and if she didn't bleed, then she wasn't a virgin, and pandemonium would ensue . . .

Another method of determining if your wife was unfaithful is found in the last half of the 5th chapter of the book of Numbers. Here, the "jealous" husband was to take his wife to the priest, who would, essentially, mix some floor sweepings with water and force the poor woman to drink the unhappy beverage. If she got sick, afterwards, she was guilty of adultery, and pandemonium would ensue.

9. In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
(This was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)

It's a rule from the Bible:
Leviticus Chapter 18, verse 17: Thou shalt not uncover the nakedness of a woman and her daughter, neither shalt thou take her son's daughter, or her daughter's daughter, to uncover her nakedness; for they are her near kinswomen: it is wickedness.