Cheater...that's right...tips?

[scibble]

I know I'm gonna get bashed by some for this (fu those peep in advance LOL)

but I'm def lookin for some extracurricular lovins

any good answers to deflect questions from a prospect about my current love situation?

best way to handle the situation of avoiding "my place?"

general advice from current or ex-cheaters?

i cant' believe i'm doing this, but [submit new thread]

[Phate]

I know I'm gonna get bashed by some for this (fu those peep in advance LOL)

but I'm def lookin for some extracurricular lovins

any good answers to deflect questions from a prospect about my current love situation?

best way to handle the situation of avoiding "my place?"

general advice from current or ex-cheaters?

i cant' believe i'm doing this, but [submit new thread]

are you married?

[scibble]

so i had a nice time with girl dancing for a couple of hours last night, cozy-like and got her number. so the above concerns will be an issue should we go out somewhere for sure.

[T-MOS]

if she is disabled and not able to meet your sexual needs, and you are "happily Married" then why can't you talk to her about it and come to an agreement on you having a more "open" marraige?

you will end up hurting her WHEN she finds out.....just think about that before you stray...

[DSM4Life]

Google, fleshlight

[T-MOS]

Google, fleshlight

LOLOLOL Priceless.....

[scibble]

actually, i am looking for advice from people who dont have moral problems with it rather than receiving moral lessons from people who wouldn't approve. and lack of good sex is not the issue. but that's another story

any current or ex-cheaters out there?

[DSM4Life]

actually, i am looking for advice from people who dont have moral problems with it rather than receiving moral lessons from people who wouldn't approve. and lack of good sex is not the issue. but that's another story

any current or ex-cheaters out there?

No doubt in my mind you are not giving us the full story here. If you married her and love her than cheating is not the answer but with the limited info we can't give good advise.

[Voland]

proceed as if you where single. just avoid your place.

[scibble]

right DSM... youre totally right. and that's cause i DONT TRUST some of you well enough. i could post some serious sh1t and i'd get inflammatory and clownish responses like the above. It's OK though. If I get one serious bro to give me some advice for furthering my goal then I can put up with you guys pissing on my thread; i've been here long enough to realize it's not worth my getting upset over.

any current or ex-cheaters here?

[scibble]

proceed as if you where single. just avoid your place.

thank you V. te apremio!

[BritishColumbian]

Just remember not to shit in your own backyard, and that my friend, is alot bigger than you think.

[DSM4Life]

Just remember not to shit in your own backyard, and that my friend, is alot bigger than you think.

the shit or the backyard

[Matt]

Yeah lol this is like pissing in the wind, theres much much more to this and without all the information its impossible to give any kind of advice, sorry bro..

[BritishColumbian]

the shit or the backyard

lolz, the backyard, cheeky monkey

[scibble]

well, if someone might know something you can always ASK me. I don't know what someone might feel is missing that's relevant here.

[seriousmass]

I know I'm gonna get bashed by some for this (fu those peep in advance LOL)

but I'm def lookin for some extracurricular lovins

any good answers to deflect questions from a prospect about my current love situation?

best way to handle the situation of avoiding "my place?"

general advice from current or ex-cheaters?

i cant' believe i'm doing this, but [submit new thread]

Call her back and say you'd like to take her out on a date. Go out for dinner / to a club, you guys were dancing right? so she's obviously into the whole club vibe. Rent a hotel room in downtown (near the club) and ask her if she'd like to come back to your place for the night.

If she asks if you're seeing anyone at dinner: "no."
nothing further.

If she asks why you're in a hotel, say it's temporary. You're getting a movie filmed at your house or something. Remember, if you're going to cheat on your wife you cannot be sleeping with the same girl. YOU WILL GET CAUGHT. you have to mack on every broad you see. good luck

[BritishColumbian]

Dude, the grass your lookin at on the other side of the fence just looks greener and juicier, but if ya gotta do it just remember to wrap that shit up and dont bring home no presents or gifts that keep on giving. It aint that hard to get laid, kinda like getting wet in the rain...

[scibble]

Call her back and say....

....you have to mack on every broad you see. good luck

[J-Dogg]

Hotel is probably the best, I'd just get the hotel with her though not tell her you are filming a movie in your house.

Just get a hot tub room maybe.

I hated cheating because it made me feel bad, and you are always parinoid about getting caught, I live in a town with a population of 10k so it's a small circle for word of mouth to travel off the 400-500 people that live here that that are in their 20's.

IF you want to get away with it, honestly, if your wife loves you. When you are confronted, lie. She does not WANT to hear the truth. It will be very easy for her to close the blinds.

[D7M]

Call her back and say you'd like to take her out on a date. Go out for dinner / to a club, you guys were dancing right? so she's obviously into the whole club vibe. Rent a hotel room in downtown (near the club) and ask her if she'd like to come back to your place for the night.

If she asks if you're seeing anyone at dinner: "no."
nothing further.

If she asks why you're in a hotel, say it's temporary. You're getting a movie filmed at your house or something. Remember, if you're going to cheat on your wife you cannot be sleeping with the same girl. YOU WILL GET CAUGHT. you have to mack on every broad you see. good luck

I agree with everything except the bold. It make take some doing, but if you find the right girl that doesn't mind, you can tell her about your situation, and keep her on the side for a while.

[BritishColumbian]

hotel is probably the best, i'd just get the hotel with her though not tell her you are filming a movie in your house.

Just get a hot tub room maybe.

I hated cheating because it made me feel bad, and you are always parinoid about getting caught, i live in a town with a population of 10k so it's a small circle for word of mouth to travel off the 400-500 people that live here that that are in their 20's.

If you want to get away with it, honestly, if your wife loves you. When you are confronted, lie. She does not want to hear the truth. It will be very easy for her to close the blinds.

exellent advice

[scibble]

Hotel is probably the best, I'd just get the hotel with her though not tell her you are filming a movie in your house...

.....She does not WANT to hear the truth. It will be very easy for her to close the blinds.

It's not that hard to keep it under wraps. She is in bed every night by 8. Is too tired most of the time, can't go out late. and she understands my need to go out any day of the week in the evening with my buddy and come back really late...

and i agree. i'm not a pathological liar, so "filming a movie", I couldn't bring myself to make up sh1t like that.

i could just say that my home is a total dump and so dont want to bring her there...which is true

[scibble]

I agree with everything except the bold. It make take some doing, but if you find the right girl that doesn't mind, you can tell her about your situation, and keep her on the side for a while.

that would be awesome, but i can imagine it's hard to find a girl that doesn't mind being in that position.

[J-Dogg]

It's not that hard to keep it under wraps. She is in bed every night by 8. Is too tired most of the time, can't go out late. and she understands my need to go out any day of the week in the evening with my buddy and come back really late...

and i agree. i'm not a pathological liar, so "filming a movie", I couldn't bring myself to make up sh1t like that.

i could just say that my home is a total dump and so dont want to bring her there...which is true

Don't be scared to almost, let it known to the skank girl that you are lying to her. And after you do her the first, time, I'd be upfront and tell her you have wife.....you love her but are just not sexually satisfied by her.

The skank can cry and run away, or choose to keep being your sexual gratification.Chances are, though, she will eventually become attached. Maye contact your wife out of spite. I hope no kids are involved and think this through.

Girls can be EVIL like on a level a guy just won't understand.

[DSM4Life]

that would be awesome, but i can imagine it's hard to find a girl that doesn't mind being in that position.

You'd be surprised. A girl wants to bang my brains out, she told me "i know your with someone but i can just be that fun on the side."

Stop trying to flip me biotch !

[D7M]

that would be awesome, but i can imagine it's hard to find a girl that doesn't mind being in that position.

you'd be surprised.

some girls really respond to honesty. I mean, I don't know what the situation is with your wife is, and you told her (the girl), she might really respond.

ppl are prob gonna flame on me, but its true. I've done it. I've told chicks I have a gf, but they were ok with it.

[*RAGE*]

Takes to much time and energy

[scibble]

Don't be scared to almost, let it known to the skank girl that you are lying to her. And after you do her the first, time, I'd be upfront and tell her you have wife.....you love her but are just not sexually satisfied by her.

The skank can cry and run away, or choose to keep being your sexual gratification.Chances are, though, she will eventually become attached. Maye contact your wife out of spite. I hope no kids are involved and think this through.

Girls can be EVIL like on a level a guy just won't understand.

Several good points which I am aware of. Bottom line, although some peeps may say "yeah all guys think that" and "you'll be surprised when it goes down" I know for sure that my wife will stand by me in any situation against any skank chick.

[J-Dogg]

Several good points which I am aware of. Bottom line, although some peeps may say "yeah all guys think that" and "you'll be surprised when it goes down" I know for sure that my wife will stand by me in any situation against any skank chick.

Not trying to talk you out of it or anything, but because your wife is like this, is the reason the guilt is going to bother you after....every time.

I've been there, done that, and afterwards you always tell yourself, That was not worth it, or why did I do that.

[T-MOS]

if you get a hotel room, be careful how you pay for it. you don't want a paper trail that your wife could find out about someday

[RuhlFreak55]

scibult.....i'm astounded.......cheating...no no no, i'd have gone and had sex with that milf that wants me so if i were ok with cheating.

*goes to throw up*

[Bojangles69]

First examine your own morals and make sure 5, 10 years down the road you're not going to have some sort of ethical meltdown where you need to "cleanse your spirit" and tell your wife.
Make sure your own mental/emotional well being is healthy, otherwise you may look back a few months, say "damn, I know I was in a funk but now I feel like a complete deush".

You want to make sure you truely can do it w/out feeling bad, because it is YOUR own feelings that will wind up really sabatoging a situation.

My tips:
MAKE SURE the girl you are with knows NO DETAIL of your personal life.
I don't care how cool she is about it, bitches will catch feelings one day, and your inability to reciprocate will become her new venture towards destroying your perfectly good life.
I'd even suggest getting a new cell if you plan on doing this more than once.

NEVER mention where you work, your real job, and give a false last name.
Never leave any personal documents (license, credit card, etc) or anything she can pick up to use against you in the future.

Obviously use hotels, her place, and stay OUT of your town, when you're together, or anywhere you may *accidentally run into a family member or friend of your wife.

Falsey portray the situation as you breaking the law, (which adultry is) but amplify the consequences, are you ready for divorce? No? Good, you'll have a life sentence if you get caught.

Keep it fun, and BE WARNED! You CAN catch feelings, start reanalyzing your entire life, and be pulled into a depression over it.
So again, make sure you KNOW and are comfortable in the reality of "cheating".

Its sneaky, so you must act and behave sneaky.
Its an NSA situation so you MUST not be in anyway emotionally detached from your wife.

That will make you want to break the rules of NSA.
Most importantly:

NO MATTER how good she is in bed, no matter if she swallows and gargles after you finish in her mouth.
NO MATTER what, DO NOT tell ANYONE.
Also be aware about a huge thing that commonly happens.

Getting drunk.
Now, in a year, doesn't matter.
You may be drunk one night, and things may come out, even to your wife.

So to be completely safe, be on guard while around alcohol.
A lot of people fvck up from the stupid "shit, I only had 7 beers but it just slipped out, now my marraige is ruined or someones trying to blackmale me".

Be a professional, or don't do it at all.

[peachfuzz]

First examine your own morals and make sure 5, 10 years down the road you're not going to have some sort of ethical meltdown where you need to "cleanse your spirit" and tell your wife.
Make sure your own mental/emotional well being is healthy, otherwise you may look back a few months, say "damn, I know I was in a funk but now I feel like a complete deush".

You want to make sure you truely can do it w/out feeling bad, because it is YOUR own feelings that will wind up really sabatoging a situation.

My tips:
MAKE SURE the girl you are with knows NO DETAIL of your personal life.
I don't care how cool she is about it, bitches will catch feelings one day, and your inability to reciprocate will become her new venture towards destroying your perfectly good life.
I'd even suggest getting a new cell if you plan on doing this more than once.

NEVER mention where you work, your real job, and give a false last name.
Never leave any personal documents (license, credit card, etc) or anything she can pick up to use against you in the future.

Obviously use hotels, her place, and stay OUT of your town, when you're together, or anywhere you may *accidentally run into a family member or friend of your wife.

Falsey portray the situation as you breaking the law, (which adultry is) but amplify the consequences, are you ready for divorce? No? Good, you'll have a life sentence if you get caught.

Keep it fun, and BE WARNED! You CAN catch feelings, start reanalyzing your entire life, and be pulled into a depression over it.
So again, make sure you KNOW and are comfortable in the reality of "cheating".

Its sneaky, so you must act and behave sneaky.
Its an NSA situation so you MUST not be in anyway emotionally detached from your wife.

That will make you want to break the rules of NSA.
Most importantly:

NO MATTER how good she is in bed, no matter if she swallows and gargles after you finish in her mouth.
NO MATTER what, DO NOT tell ANYONE.
Also be aware about a huge thing that commonly happens.

Getting drunk.
Now, in a year, doesn't matter.
You may be drunk one night, and things may come out, even to your wife.

So to be completely safe, be on guard while around alcohol.
A lot of people fvck up from the stupid "shit, I only had 7 beers but it just slipped out, now my marraige is ruined or someones trying to blackmale me".

Be a professional, or don't do it at all.

End Thread...

Some of the best advice ive seen on this board.

[fit4ever]

Here are a few tips:

1. Go to your local bank and open up a CD. You'll need this for your divorce lawyer.
2. Set aside some more money for counselor fees along the way.
3. Begin establishing new friends now because you'll learn all about the power of a conditional heart that your friends will shed upon you in the coming months.
4. Sleep now while you can. A guilty conscious will keep you up at night.
5. Count your blessings right now. They're greater than you realize.
6. Prepare for depression. It's a monster and never, ever underestimate the power of it.

PM me if you still feel like cheating on your wife.

[scibble]

some good responses, and some responses
by some puritans who think they know-it-all. I can guarantee I will never be divorced and neither I nor my wife will attempt to divorce the other. Just take my word for it. I know my relationship better than you.

thanks to those providing actual tips. Not really paying attention to all the "you'll be sorry" s. I been around the block, y'aint tellin me things i cant figure out.

[thegodfather]

some good responses, and some responses
by some puritans who think they know-it-all. I can guarantee I will never be divorced and neither I nor my wife will attempt to divorce the other. Just take my word for it. I know my relationship better than you.

thanks to those providing actual tips. Not really paying attention to all the "you'll be sorry" s. I been around the block, y'aint tellin me things i cant figure out.

Man..way to perpetuate the stereotype of doctors and lawyers being the biggest cheaters!! Lol, just kidding...

My tip........dont get caught!

[fit4ever]

some good responses, and some responses
by some puritans who think they know-it-all. I can guarantee I will never be divorced and neither I nor my wife will attempt to divorce the other. Just take my word for it. I know my relationship better than you.

thanks to those providing actual tips. Not really paying attention to all the "you'll be sorry" s. I been around the block, y'aint tellin me things i cant figure out.

A man in complete control. Love it!

If and/or when you decide to take the plunge, I'll ask that you create a follow up thread and update us all on your situation. I have no intentions of revisiting this thread should your situation be good or bad. Just want to support you if help is needed.

Also, do understand that you are not allowed to get upset or angry at your wife should she one day decide to be unfaithful to you. That's just part of the committment that you make to yourself when you choose to become unfaithful to her.

[jimmyinkedup]

1-always wash your cock afterwords.....
2-never tell anyone - even your friends...(this one gets many caught)
3-keep it what it is - sex ...no going out to dinner etc ...that will get you caught
4- think about your wife banging some other dude behind your back and how you'd feel
5- (and most important) dont do it and dont take for granted if caught it wont end your marriage....
"The true test of a mans real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be caught."

[fit4ever]

What a man does in the secret often reveals the true contents of his heart.