Issues with gf,need some help

**DSM4Life** · 02-10-2009, 05:48 PM

Originally Posted by prone2rage

I asked DSM about girl problems and he told me to turn gay .....so if you are having women problems just turn gay and you will no long have a problem....I did not read this thread....

why not ? If you want to practice being gay just let me know.

***RAGE*** · 02-10-2009, 05:54 PM

Originally Posted by DSM4Life

why not ? If you want to practice being gay just let me know.

I am telling MAD and you are in big trouble....whore.....lmao

**DSM4Life** · 02-10-2009, 06:07 PM

Originally Posted by prone2rage

I am telling MAD and you are in big trouble....whore.....lmao

All i am offering is to "train" him.

**KatsMeow** · 02-10-2009, 06:07 PM

Originally Posted by T-MOS

I'm on my way with homemade chicken soup

thanks dear

***RAGE*** · 02-10-2009, 06:21 PM

I want some chicken soup....Please...I have problems

***T-MOS*** · 02-10-2009, 06:32 PM

Originally Posted by prone2rage

I want some chicken soup....Please...I have problems

for the problems you have, you need more than chicken soup !

**Matt** · 02-10-2009, 06:34 PM

I just want the chicken...

***RAGE*** · 02-10-2009, 06:36 PM

Originally Posted by T-MOS

for the problems you have, you need more than chicken soup !

who told you ..........its not true bro........

whats not true...who is this...where am i....I think this whole thing is

call me

***RAGE*** · 02-10-2009, 06:37 PM

Originally Posted by MAD MATT

I just want the chicken...

I like chickens...I chock my chicken all the time....it dont hurt it...

***T-MOS*** · 02-10-2009, 06:38 PM

Originally Posted by MAD MATT

I just want the chicken...

tired of chocking your own chicken, now you are searching for others to chock???? you are one sick puppy

***RAGE*** · 02-10-2009, 06:46 PM

Originally Posted by T-MOS

tired of chocking your own chicken, now you are searching for others to chock???? you are one sick puppy

I think you are having animal fantasy...You are sick talking about puppies like that..

now that is puppy love....

**KatsMeow** · 02-10-2009, 06:52 PM

this thread has been hijacked....and I love it!

***RAGE*** · 02-10-2009, 06:58 PM

Originally Posted by KatsMeow

this thread has been hijacked....and I love it!

You like my puppies???? or MAD's Chicken...lmao

**Matt** · 02-10-2009, 07:01 PM

If she doesnt like my chicken then im eating it in the morning, alive...

***RAGE*** · 02-10-2009, 07:03 PM

Originally Posted by MAD MATT

If she doesnt like my chicken then im eating it in the morning, alive...

dont eat the chicken you just chock it...dummy.....lmao

**KatsMeow** · 02-10-2009, 07:06 PM

i just made my own damn chicken soup

***RAGE*** · 02-10-2009, 07:22 PM

Originally Posted by KatsMeow

i just made my own damn chicken soup

LMFAO......I have to do that all the time myself......

**briancb1** · 02-10-2009, 07:33 PM

I don't exactly have a similar story... but!

I basically had 2 GF's at the same time and didn't tell each other about one another. Plus side: Constant changed up *****! Down Side: Its ruining my life!

They found out about each other via my phone (doh!) and talked to each other (DOH!) and now its like *fight for me if you want me you piece of dog ***"

and lemme tell you, I've let my life be destroyed by all this stress as I'm unable to really break it off with any of them.

So for you I say, if not completely satisfied, break it off and don't let everything else in your life (work, school, family relationships, etc) turn to crap because you're a mess like me.

***T-MOS*** · 02-10-2009, 07:34 PM

Originally Posted by KatsMeow

i just made my own damn chicken soup

damn, and i was on my way with the soup I made you, another 12 hours and I would have been there.....now what do I do with it

**Bojangles69** · 02-10-2009, 07:44 PM

Originally Posted by batlin

Hey all, am in a bit of a pickle and not sure what to do..
Girl and I have been together for a year now.. she kinda just moved in with me over time.. (she still has her apartment but pretty much lives here with even a lot of her furniture here) so her lease is up in 2 months and here you have to give 60 day notice.. well.. in the past few months I have been having second thoughts about it and not really sure if I want her to cancel her lease.. because well.. I am not 100% sure anymore... So the other day she brings it up that she has to cancel her lease and that we should "figure out if we are going to break up" and said if she doesn't cancel her lease we are over and she will go back to living in her apartment. She knows I am having second thoughts... so ever since then she has had the flu and has turned into a major bitch (am I wrong in assuming your true colors come out when your sick or stressed? ) anyways.. I really know I need to just have a talk with her but she has been sick so I feel that with her pretty much bed ridden that would be a messed up thing to do, and then V day is coming up and honestly i don't really feel like doing anything for it..
What do I do? How do you go about breaking up with someone that lives with you? I'll be honest I do still care about her and do love her and don't want to hurt her, but at this point I am just not ready for that sort of commitment!

help please?
K

NO DO NOT FVCKING DO IT.
I will tell you why.

She will move in, lose her job, and guess whos fvcked?
If you plan on supporting a girl you're fvcking crazy. Especially after just 1 year. Its one of those situations where if anything goes wrong you'll both be in court a few years down the road suing each other.

Plus let me tell you the most imporant thing in the world. This is my real point.

ANYTIME ANYONE in **YOUR** life tries to threaten you with an absence of them from your life to change your behavoir now, tell them to SUCK A BIG FAT FVCKING COCK and bug the fvck off.

Shes trying to use fear injection (a sales technique - "should we break up")
to get you to change your mind?
Even if shes not why the hell is she mentioning it.

Tell her "you know what, now that you brought up the idea I think your prob right, lets stop seeing each other".
Than immediately escort her out of your house.

Can't believe shes even pulling that shit, fvckn idiot.

**batlin** · 02-11-2009, 10:19 AM

Originally Posted by Bojangles69

NO DO NOT FVCKING DO IT.
I will tell you why.

She will move in, lose her job, and guess whos fvcked?
If you plan on supporting a girl you're fvcking crazy. Especially after just 1 year. Its one of those situations where if anything goes wrong you'll both be in court a few years down the road suing each other.

Plus let me tell you the most imporant thing in the world. This is my real point.

ANYTIME ANYONE in **YOUR** life tries to threaten you with an absence of them from your life to change your behavoir now, tell them to SUCK A BIG FAT FVCKING COCK and bug the fvck off.

Shes trying to use fear injection (a sales technique - "should we break up")
to get you to change your mind?
Even if shes not why the hell is she mentioning it.

Tell her "you know what, now that you brought up the idea I think your prob right, lets stop seeing each other".
Than immediately escort her out of your house.

Can't believe shes even pulling that shit, fvckn idiot.

Bojangles... thanks man.. that truely puts it in perspective... She is already divorced (yes at age 27) so that is one thing that has always scared me.. And yea.. I would truly suck if she moved in and mooched off me, as it is she doesn't pay for anything in my house.. (other then half groceries) but that is because she still has rent and utilities.. also doesnt do any dishes or clean the house.. my firends comment on how messy my house is these days.. damn she doesn't even change her own cats litter box unless i tell her to over and over again!
So when she brings it up again.. ill just layit out for her... But she, I think, knows something is up cause last night she told me she cant imagine life with out me.. damn that made me feel like sh(t cause I know i will hurt her

ugh i hate this sh*t!!!

Thanks again all!

**batlin** · 02-11-2009, 10:23 AM

Originally Posted by thegodfather

Please do not take offense to what I am writing...I think that you need to find the source of your own indeciveness before moving forward. You should be at the point where you can make these decisions without asking the opinion of a forum full of strangers. In all likelyhood, as the past on this forum has proven, the OP will usually do what they intended to do in the first place, ignoring all advice given, and rightly so.

Naw man, I dont take offense to it! I understand what you mean, asking a bunch of strangers to help my make a desicion on one side of the story.. I really am not asking "should I break up or shouldnt I" i am just looking for some validation and for help with how to do it..

Also, Kinda cool, never had one of my threads hijacked before.. but on another note.. When I am single again, i will be definitely be choking my chicken more often!

Also, If worse comes to worse, Ill just let her Know I let DSM show me the ropes.....

Ill post pics later ;-)

**batlin** · 02-15-2009, 11:40 AM

Hey Guys, Got an update..
So we had a talk yesterday morning.. (she brought it up not me) about letting her lease expire and if she was going to do that or renew and move out..
I told her I was not ready for her to let he lease expire that that i would like her to renew it... even if it was month to month and I would help her pay the extra cost per month.. she refused.. saying that it was absolutely ridicules for her to pay for her apt and to live at my place like she has been doing for the past 6 months. I told her that since (we bother agree) that things have not been all that great between us in the past 2 or so months.. that I wanted to make sure that everything was ok with us before we moved to that level ( her lease running and moving all her stuff out into my place or storage) she said that that was not a step at all.. that it was just finally finding something to do with her stuff... and I personally think it is a step.. becasue it pretty means another level of commitment for me (and yes I knowingly have a fear of commitment and she knows this too)
So... she told me I should ask my friends and have them talk some sense into me...
So.. I have talked to my friends and they ALL are in agreement that I should NOT have her move in 100% until we are both 100% or close to that happy.. and not fighting anymore.. they told me once she lives 100% with me that things will just get worse and not better...
So I wanted a 3rd party view...
We have been "living together" for 6 months... she has had an apartment with all her stuff minus her cats and cloths.. (and a coffee table) at her apartment. The main reason she moved in was because her mother died and she didnt want to go back to her apt alone since it reminded her of her mom. So over a period of 3 months she slowly started to stay at my place all the time... (she moved her cats to my place in October, so i consider that as when she started staying full time at my place)... and at that point I told her she didnt have to help with bills since she had her own apt and bills and when he lease was up we would revisit things... and that is where we are now...

Help?

**DSM4Life** · 02-15-2009, 12:04 PM

Originally Posted by prone2rage

I think you are having animal fantasy...You are sick talking about puppies like that..

now that is puppy love....

i wish i could make a pillow out of them.

***RAGE*** · 02-15-2009, 01:30 PM

Originally Posted by DSM4Life

i wish i could make a pillow out of them.

you can...put them into a pillow case....after a couple of days it might start to stink....but its soft.....lol

**Sir Lifts-a-lot** · 02-15-2009, 05:02 PM

The relationship is already over and she knows it. This whole move in thing is just a band aid aproach to the situation.

**liable** · 02-15-2009, 06:09 PM

bail now if it dosent work after a year it wont

**Bojangles69** · 02-15-2009, 07:01 PM

Cliff Note Version by Bojangles

Originally Posted by batlin

Hey all, am in a bit of a pickle and not sure what to do..

I in trouble

Originally Posted by batlin

Girl and I have been together for a year now.. she kinda just moved in with me over time.. (she still has her apartment but pretty much lives here with even a lot of her furniture here) so her lease is up in 2 months and here you have to give 60 day notice.. well..

She is going into a female nesting ritual by attempting to use her vagina to gain more territory for her future offspring

Originally Posted by batlin

in the past few months I have been having second thoughts about it and not really sure if I want her to cancel her lease.. because well.. I am not 100% sure anymore...

I am sensing the loss of my manhood slowly happening and am scared, I kinda enjoy having testicles.

Originally Posted by batlin

So the other day she brings it up that she has to cancel her lease and that we should "figure out if we are going to break up" and said if she doesn't cancel her lease we are over and she will go back to living in her apartment.

She is now testing the power of her vagina by issuing a "no vagina for you anymore" clause.

Originally Posted by batlin

She knows I am having second thoughts... so ever since then she has had the flu and has turned into a major bitch (am I wrong in assuming your true colors come out when your sick or stressed? ) .

She is now sensing her vagina doesn't have magical powers like her mother, sister, best friend or every single female romodel taught her she can have over men, she feels inferior. A woman who can't rule a region with her vagina is an angry women. A woman who can't rule a single man ceases to feel like a woman at all anymore. Its a mandatory female vagina/environment feedback system.

Originally Posted by batlin

anyways.. I really know I need to just have a talk with her but she has been sick so I feel that with her pretty much bed ridden that would be a messed up thing to do, and then V day is coming up and honestly i don't really feel like doing anything for it..

She says she is sick but I know shes just angry at her vagina and taking it out on me.

Originally Posted by batlin

What do I do? How do you go about breaking up with someone that lives with you? I'll be honest I do still care about her and do love her and don't want to hurt her, but at this point I am just not ready for that sort of commitment!

help please?
K

I like her vagina, but its not worth being stripped of my manhood for. Its just not a fair trade, my testicles for her vagina.
I know she wants them, but her vagina just isn't worth the sacrifice.

So, as a man with balls, do I cut off them now and hand them to her on a silver platter, or should I just tell her her vagina powers have worn off?

(I know cliff notes are supposed to short, this is just one authors translation, anyone else feel free to make this thread more accessible to members suffering from ADD)