wife always blames steriods for our problems

[higherdesire]

Now that my wife knows that I am on steriods EVERY-FVCKN-TIME we argue or i don't agree with her, or I get mad at her, she blames steroids . WTF? The wrap on aggression has led to meaning that we get mad more? Hell I am more agressive in the gym but not out of the gym, and NOONE else in the world says that I am a bigger dick when I am on than off of juice(they do say I am a dick though). I am sure that there are some people on here with the same problems. WHat do you do? Ok and before anyone says it, I am not leaving her and cannot untell her, so what next?

[BuffedGuy]

Now that my wife knows that I am on steriods EVERY-FVCKN-TIME we argue or i don't agree with her, or I get mad at her, she blames steroids. WTF? The wrap on aggression has led to meaning that we get mad more? Hell I am more agressive in the gym but not out of the gym, and NOONE else in the world says that I am a bigger dick when I am on than off of juice(they do say I am a dick though). I am sure that there are some people on here with the same problems. WHat do you do? Ok and before anyone says it, I am not leaving her and cannot untell her, so what next?

lol....my mom says the same thing of protein shakes. She says they make me a huge jerk, lol. Women just look for something to blame haha. There is nothing you can do.

[DSM4Life]

Now that my wife knows that I am on steriods EVERY-FVCKN-TIME we argue or i don't agree with her, or I get mad at her, she blames steroids. WTF? The wrap on aggression has led to meaning that we get mad more? Hell I am more agressive in the gym but not out of the gym, and NOONE else in the world says that I am a bigger dick when I am on than off of juice(they do say I am a dick though). I am sure that there are some people on here with the same problems. WHat do you do? Ok and before anyone says it, I am not leaving her and cannot untell her, so what next?

Punch her in the face.

[D7M]

Punch her in the face.

[Gaspari1255]

Now that my wife knows that I am on steriods EVERY-FVCKN-TIME we argue or i don't agree with her, or I get mad at her, she blames steroids. WTF? The wrap on aggression has led to meaning that we get mad more? Hell I am more agressive in the gym but not out of the gym, and NOONE else in the world says that I am a bigger dick when I am on than off of juice(they do say I am a dick though). I am sure that there are some people on here with the same problems. WHat do you do? Ok and before anyone says it, I am not leaving her and cannot untell her, so what next?

I feel you brotha. Exactly why you should have never told her in the first place. I admitted it to my old girlfriend and she said "as long as you don't do it or talk about it around me, then i'm fine with it." That was cool of her, I'll admit.

The next night she goes out lies to me about who she's with and I get mad. "You're are only mad at me because of steroids ." Steroids have nothing to withe the fvcking situation. Females love using that bs agaisnt you any chance they get to redeem themselves or take advantage.

[Dizz28]

Blame is always easier layed on someone or something else.

[Matt]

I tried to blame steroids when i was caught flashing at the local girls school...

[*RAGE*]

you let her know without the gear you would have a limp dick just like all the other guys in the world...and if she dont like it she can go down and blow it back up.....i told her....

[Dukkit]

somebody at work blamed my natty PB for my anger problems

cuz everytime i yelled at him, i was eating some.

so i fired him. no problems since

[Edgar]

woman can be such a pain in the ass. if it wasnt gear it be something else, ignore her avoid her teach her that her bs wont be tolerated. here is the roid rage dude thats out of control walking out the front door. she either learns you have control overyourself and backs off or your relationship is ****ed!

[Brown Ninja]

When she blames the steroids throw the blame back on her and accuse her of being on her period and remind her of one simple scientific fact....women have smaller brains. Its been proven numerous times. They cannot relate and they have penis envy. Its not your fault but rather hers. If that doesn't work throat punch the bitch and threaten to kill her parents if she tells anyone

[Brown Ninja]

I just read my own post and i realize that it sounds bad when you put it on paper but in all actuality it works like a charm. hear me out

[Dukkit]

I just read my own post and i realize that it sounds bad when you put it on paper but in all actuality it works like a charm. hear me out

nice

[ghettoboyd]

lets face it, if women didnt have a pu**y there would be no use for them.we obviously wouldent put up with there shit.

[SampsonandDelilah]

what does she blame the problems on when you're off cycle?

[Brown Ninja]

I think DSM is a step ahead and figured this whole thing out before us....

[Brown Ninja]

Seriously though, I am not saying turn fag and your problems will be solved....that's gross and really messy. What I am saying is knock her down, if she gets up knock her down again. Assert dominance and take charge of your household. You are a man, right?

[ghettoboyd]

Seriously though, I am not saying turn fag and your problems will be solved....that's gross and really messy. What I am saying is knock her down, if she gets up knock her down again. Assert dominance and take charge of your household. You are a man, right?

i hope u mean that figurativly and not litteraly bro.hitting women is cowardly in my opinion.

[ghettoboyd]

when im mad at the wife i take it out on her ass.funny thing is she likes it

[Brown Ninja]

Jesus christ! Of course. There are some ****ed up people in here but do you really think that someone would just come in here and start advocating hitting women? You totally ruined this thread and I now hate you. You can make it up to me by waking up your wife/gf and hitting her for me.....

[ghettoboyd]

Jesus christ! Of course. There are some ****ed up people in here but do you really think that someone would just come in here and start advocating hitting women? You totally ruined this thread and I now hate you. You can make it up to me by waking up your wife/gf and hitting her for me.....

relax man.if you must hate me then oh well

[SampsonandDelilah]

Jesus christ! Of course. There are some ****ed up people in here but do you really think that someone would just come in here and start advocating hitting women? You totally ruined this thread and I now hate you. You can make it up to me by waking up your wife/gf and hitting her for me.....

You are killing me Ninja!!

I'm with you ghettoboyd...I just pound that ass in an angry manner, and suddenly my wife is all smiles again.....weird

[ghettoboyd]

You are killing me Ninja!!

I'm with you ghettoboyd...I just pound that ass in an angry manner, and suddenly my wife is all smiles again.....weird

aint it great.its like hitting the reset button

[SampsonandDelilah]

aint it great.its like hitting the reset button

LOL....exactly!

[Kale]

and then blame the steroids

[Emondo]

When she blames the steroids throw the blame back on her and accuse her of being on her period and remind her of one simple scientific fact....women have smaller brains. Its been proven numerous times. They cannot relate and they have penis envy. Its not your fault but rather hers. If that doesn't work throat punch the bitch and threaten to kill her parents if she tells anyone

lol this is the funniest reply i've ever read!! your a legend!!

[fit4ever]

Woman: "Well _insert reason_ is true because of _insert reason_."
Man: "Well _insert reason_ is true because of _insert reason_."
Woman: "Well _insert reason_ is true because of _insert reason_."
Man: "Well _insert reason_ is true because of _insert reason_."

This is an example of circular reasoning and it gets you and your spouse nowhere quickly. Jesus said it best when he said, "You're either with me or you're against me." Same applies to the person that you share an intimate relationship with.

It's that simple.

[SampsonandDelilah]

Woman: "Well _insert reason_ is true because of _insert reason_."
Man: "Well _insert reason_ is true because of _insert reason_."
Woman: "Well _insert reason_ is true because of _insert reason_."
Man: "Well _insert reason_ is true because of _insert reason_."

This is an example of circular reasoning and it gets you and your spouse nowhere quickly. Jesus said it best when he said, "You're either with me or you're against me." Same applies to the person that you share an intimate relationship with.

It's that simple.

I thought that was Gilbert in Revenge of the Nerds that said that, when they were getting ready to do a panty raid at the ***** Mu soriority house?!

[*RAGE*]

and then blame the steroids

that is the best advice I have seen yet...hold on I am going to try that now....

[higherdesire]

I feel you brotha. Exactly why you should have never told her in the first place. I admitted it to my old girlfriend and she said "as long as you don't do it or talk about it around me, then i'm fine with it." That was cool of her, I'll admit.

The next night she goes out lies to me about who she's with and I get mad. "You're are only mad at me because of steroids." Steroids have nothing to withe the fvcking situation. Females love using that bs agaisnt you any chance they get to redeem themselves or take advantage.

EXACTLY what I am talking about!

you let her know without the gear you would have a limp dick just like all the other guys in the world...and if she dont like it she can go down and blow it back up.....i told her....

Now Prone, you know she don't like vienna sausages!

I just read my own post and i realize that it sounds bad when you put it on paper but in all actuality it works like a charm. hear me out

Ninja, sensai, I am all ears

what does she blame the problems on when you're off cycle?

What problems? We don;t have problems when i am not on cycle. j/k when I am off cycle she acts like i should come home at nights and shit. friggin psycho you know?

Seriously though, I am not saying turn fag and your problems will be solved....that's gross and really messy. What I am saying is knock her down, if she gets up knock her down again. Assert dominance and take charge of your household. You are a man, right?

Yeah sensai, you're right! I AM A MAN and I WILL take charge. I am going to give her a strawberry shortcake tonight(for you lames out there that is when she is sucking me off I am going to punch her in the nose and make it bleed while I throw some throat yogurt down the pike.)

i hope u mean that figurativly and not litteraly bro.hitting women is cowardly in my opinion.

Really? THanks lancleot, I sure guinveve apprecaites your chivalry.

Woman: "Well _insert reason_ is true because of _insert reason_."
Man: "Well _insert reason_ is true because of _insert reason_."
Woman: "Well _insert reason_ is true because of _insert reason_."
Man: "Well _insert reason_ is true because of _insert reason_."

This is an example of circular reasoning and it gets you and your spouse nowhere quickly. Jesus said it best when he said, "You're either with me or you're against me." Same applies to the person that you share an intimate relationship with.

It's that simple.

I have no fvcking idea what you just said, but thanks?

[SampsonandDelilah]

Give her hell bro!!! IF the strawberry shortcake doesnt work....give her the old Blumpkin!! That'll tame her for sure!

[*RAGE*]

EXACTLY what I am talking about!



Now Prone, you know she don't like vienna sausages!



Ninja, sensai, I am all ears



What problems? We don;t have problems when i am not on cycle. j/k when I am off cycle she acts like i should come home at nights and shit. friggin psycho you know?



Yeah sensai, you're right! I AM A MAN and I WILL take charge. I am going to give her a strawberry shortcake tonight(for you lames out there that is when she is sucking me off I am going to punch her in the nose and make it bleed while I throw some throat yogurt down the pike.)



Really? THanks lancleot, I sure guinveve apprecaites your chivalry.




I have no fvcking idea what you just said, but thanks?

who told you...lmao

[Matt]

Has anyone seen my shinny thing in this thread???

[higherdesire]

Has anyone seen my shinny thing in this thread???

You mean skinny thing? Hey but it's short too huh?

[SampsonandDelilah]

You mean skinny thing? Hey but it's short too huh?

Mine aint real long....but its reeeaaaalll skinny!

[Matt]

You mean skinny thing? Hey but it's short too huh?

No lol, i like to play with shinny things..

[BritishColumbian]

this thread is pure awesome, this is what keeps me coming back. Thank-you.

[*RAGE*]

No lol, i like to play with shinny things..

hold on Mad iit feel down



here you go

[johnnybigguns]

1 she probably doesn't like that you use them.
Tell her to stop whatever shes on because its making her a bitch.
Its just easier to blame something else then what the real problem is
Get her to watch bigger stronger faster

[RuhlFreak55]

my parents do that bullshit....even after we've educated them they still do it