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  1. 02-23-2009, 10:54 AM #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by prone2rage View Post
    here she is
    I'd give her a body wash and carpet cleaning treatment.
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    dbl post sorry
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    i always want to give them but last second they move back and i ended up dumping it on their bobies.....but they always lick rub it on their boobies...does that count?

    most of them loves to swallow....one replied...why waste the good thing when i can swallow I like dirty chicks.
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    9 out of 10 doctors recommend giving facials as an effective contraception measure. Second only to Cotius Interruptus, (aka Pulling Out).

    Oh! That reminds me of a funny anti-bush joke.. (me being a conservative I still found it amusing) Goes somethin like this: What was the same mistake Bush H.W. made that his son (Bush W., son of H.W.) made as well?

    They both didn't "pull out" fast enough. =)
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    ^^^^^^ funny
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    I think facials is good for acne...
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  8. 02-24-2009, 01:39 AM #48
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    Quote Originally Posted by BuffedGuy View Post
    For a good thirty seconds, I was wondering why on earth would a guy open up a thread on giving girls a facial...I thought this was about the facials girls get at parlors, lol.
    Hahaha....
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  9. 02-24-2009, 01:43 AM #49
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    has nothing directly to to with aas... well kinda it does ... if you like that, you like that - that is just you... chicks dig it. aas can increase you liabito

    prone to rage does that with white phosperous... the chicks melt for it
    What phosphorus? and the chicks melt for it? Someone please elaborate. what is it and why do the chicks go crazy for it???
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  10. 02-24-2009, 01:45 AM #50
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    Quote Originally Posted by lawstudent007 View Post
    What phosphorus? and the chicks melt for it? Someone please elaborate. what is it and why do the chicks go crazy for it???
    lol... i'll tell you later... he he (their was sooo much i could say to that... lol)
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  11. 02-24-2009, 01:48 AM #51
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    Quote Originally Posted by amcon View Post
    lol... i'll tell you later... he he (their was sooo much i could say to that... lol)
    Ok, but I'm waiting.......Dont forget
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    lol ... for what? again ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by amcon View Post
    lol ... for what? again ...
    It was for your explanation, but you already answered me. Thanks
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    Giving facials make me feel like a dermatologists! LOLOL!
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    The best is to cum your hand cup and throw it at your Gf or wife in thecar after sex on the way to dinner or a movie. They always get a kick out of it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Howard Stern View Post
    The best is to cum your hand cup and throw it at your Gf or wife in thecar after sex on the way to dinner or a movie. They always get a kick out of it.
    Ew, gross....hahahaha
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    it seems like lawstudent thought it was a turn on. She likes it, I think women digg it! I'm going to try it next.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lawstudent007 View Post
    what phosphorus? And the chicks melt for it? Someone please elaborate. What is it and why do the chicks go crazy for it???
    low self esteme !!
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    Its great do do to an ex that f#cked u over !!
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    also a power trip for the guy !!!
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    i love to not jack off or splooge for 3 weeks n go to some party and **** some random chick. right before i blow i pull out and just paint the bitches face. hahaha its awesome they never see it comin!
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    Quote Originally Posted by firmechicano831 View Post
    it seems like lawstudent thought it was a turn on. She likes it, I think women digg it! I'm going to try it next.
    Go for it dude
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    Mine actually helps teeth restore its whiteness.
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    Mine can moisturize your mustache.... (Hey, women can give facials too--equal opportunity!)
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    Quote Originally Posted by lawstudent007 View Post
    Mine can moisturize your mustache.... (Hey, women can give facials too--equal opportunity!)
    Mine can actually remove hair without shaving.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lawstudent007 View Post
    Mine can moisturize your mustache.... (Hey, women can give facials too--equal opportunity!)
    mine can mix with yours...
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    LMFAO!

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    LMFAO!

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