Lets take a trip to the girl/food buffet

**J-Dogg** · 02-23-2009, 12:42 PM

So lets say you are up at this all you can eat buffet.

You have to pick a food at eat it, there are 3 sections(island) on this buffet.

Island 1:

All healthy food, Brown Rice, lean chicken, veggies, low sodium foods. Drinking water. All food that is good for you in the long run, but you just don't enjoy it as much.

Island 2.

Nice foods. Nice beef, mashed taters, gravy, sea foods, crab legs with butter, pop, but its' diet. Foods that are not god awful for you, but pretty dam yummy and you look forward to doing (I mean eating) them.

Island 3.
Cheese cake, brownies, peanutbutter cookies, county fried friend steak, KFC chicken, Deep fried cheese sticks, tortilla chips and cheese, different types of dips. The food you always dream about, but always try to avoid!

**warchild** · 02-23-2009, 12:47 PM

where did this ? come from???? i'd take island 2

***RAGE*** · 02-23-2009, 12:47 PM

I tell every one here that I would go with Island 1

but in real life i am eating a bowl of ice cream with cookies right now......and cake....

I love all you can eat places because they are full of fat people so when I want to hit island 3 I just look at them and I go back to island 1.....

**CMPD213** · 02-23-2009, 12:47 PM

Island 1 or 2.. If there are spices Island 1 hands down, if there are no spices available then island 2.

**warchild** · 02-23-2009, 12:56 PM

i like buffets...golden corral changed up their menu

**hugovsilva** · 02-23-2009, 12:59 PM

Island 2 undoubtly.

If i was cutting... island 1.

**Zino** · 02-23-2009, 01:01 PM

i dont get why the thread is called girl/food buffet...

**warchild** · 02-23-2009, 01:03 PM

good point

**Matt** · 02-23-2009, 01:07 PM

Do these islands have trees??

**calgarian** · 02-23-2009, 01:38 PM

des any of this food is sitting on top of a naked girl???

**Matt** · 02-23-2009, 01:41 PM

yeah, or being served by naked girls??

**calgarian** · 02-23-2009, 01:42 PM

Originally Posted by MAD MATT

yeah, or being served by naked girls??

its buffett...I dont think it gets served.....

***RAGE*** · 02-23-2009, 02:00 PM

Originally Posted by MAD MATT

yeah, or being served by naked girls??

you have to bring one with you.....

**Matt** · 02-23-2009, 02:06 PM

I shall bring loads with me..

**T_Own** · 02-23-2009, 02:32 PM

Originally Posted by MAD MATT

I shall bring loads with me..

of girls?

**GusInc** · 02-23-2009, 02:48 PM

Originally Posted by MAD MATT

Do these islands have trees??

No I believe it has really thick bushes though

**Matt** · 02-23-2009, 03:18 PM

Originally Posted by T_Own

of girls?

T Own where have you been bro?? And for you, yes lots of hot girls..

**Matt** · 02-23-2009, 03:31 PM

14 to go

**J-Dogg** · 02-23-2009, 04:21 PM

Originally Posted by Zino

i dont get why the thread is called girl/food buffet...

I relate girls to food.

I have an awesome girl, very pretty, she lives a good life style, has a good job, is going to school to finish her masters. Comes from a really good family. Brings me beef jerky, bakes me cookies, spoils me with back rubs. goes to the gym with me on Sundays even.

She's pretty open in bed, but I just don't feel it I guess. I know she is good for me (Like island 1). But the temptation from the junk food islands is always there. I know I have to stick it out with her, sex is not everything, but dam it's important.

**warchild** · 02-23-2009, 06:14 PM

is there weights on the island?

**Matt** · 02-23-2009, 06:28 PM

And can i get the internet?

**stpete** · 02-23-2009, 06:38 PM

Island 1 probably has salad and cottage cheese etc. on it as well. I start with island 1 to minimize the damage i'm going to do to island 2. Never hit island 3 unless they have peanut butter cookies. Maybe a little vanilla ice cream.

**J-Dogg** · 02-23-2009, 09:06 PM

Originally Posted by warchild28

is there weights on the island?

The weights are all pretty much the same. from 110 to 135 and height adjust accordingly.

Island 1 has some hips though, but a chest to match.

Island 2. tiny, narrow athletic build.

Island 3, a mix of island 1 and 2. C cups, decent rear.

***D7M*** · 02-23-2009, 09:09 PM

Originally Posted by J-Dogg

The weights are all pretty much the same. from 110 to 135 and height adjust accordingly.

Island 1 has some hips though, but a chest to match.

Island 2. tiny, narrow athletic build.

Island 3, a mix of island 1 and 2. C cups, decent rear.

Island 2.

**DSM4Life** · 02-23-2009, 09:09 PM

Island 4 - Filled with naked men, huge screen TV's, tons of beer, and a lifetime subscription of MAXIUM magazine

**WOLFCRAFT** · 02-23-2009, 10:49 PM

I choose whichever island is the further away from island 4...

**johnnybigguns** · 02-23-2009, 10:52 PM

Island 2 then finish up on 3

**scottythebody** · 02-23-2009, 10:57 PM

Island 3, if I was concerned with eating a healthy meal I wouldn't be going to a buffet. I'm confused though, if it's a buffet, why can I only choose one station?

**firmechicano831** · 02-23-2009, 11:02 PM

I want a little of all three but if I had to choose only one it be number 1.

**Zino** · 02-23-2009, 11:56 PM

Originally Posted by J-Dogg

I relate girls to food.

I have an awesome girl, very pretty, she lives a good life style, has a good job, is going to school to finish her masters. Comes from a really good family. Brings me beef jerky, bakes me cookies, spoils me with back rubs. goes to the gym with me on Sundays even.

She's pretty open in bed, but I just don't feel it I guess. I know she is good for me (Like island 1). But the temptation from the junk food islands is always there. I know I have to stick it out with her, sex is not everything, but dam it's important.

Im jealous, I want a girl that brings me food so bad... Does she get mad when she feels crumbs falling on her butt when youre doing ehr from behind?

**IronReload04** · 02-24-2009, 01:22 AM

Eat everything

**T_Own** · 02-24-2009, 01:40 AM

Originally Posted by MAD MATT

T Own where have you been bro?? And for you, yes lots of hot girls..

i have been at work or asleep. jk, i was checkin out all the differents isles

**DSM4Life** · 02-24-2009, 06:00 AM

Originally Posted by WOLFCRAFT

I choose whichever island is the further away from island 4...

Why you don't like MAXIUM magazine !

**J-Dogg** · 02-24-2009, 08:37 AM

Originally Posted by Zino

Im jealous, I want a girl that brings me food so bad... Does she get mad when she feels crumbs falling on her butt when youre doing ehr from behind?

She complains about nothing. She brought me a huge plate of M&M home made cookies last night.

She gave me her card to get in her gym cause it's open 24/7 too, so I could run them effers off, ate like 20 cookies.

Last week she brought me a few shirts and took me to dinner. She's never been mad at me and I'm not exactly the best boy friend of late.