I saw a guy taking a dump outside his house today

**Tesla** · 02-25-2009, 06:30 PM

I live in the Appalachian Mountains and most of the old hillbilly stereotypes are just that....stereotypes. The town I live in has many upscale homes in it and people take a lot of pride in keeping their homes looking good......there is the occasional exception though.

There's this one house that I see every day on my way back and forth from work. It's not much more than a shack on the side of a hill. It even has an outhouse beside it. It's a total dump.

Well, my boss decided to take me to lunch today. As we were driving down the road I glanced up at the shack and saw the darnedest thing. The door to the outhouse was wide open and there was a guy in it with his pants down around his waist. He was sitting there taking a dump and watching traffic go by! My eyes met his and he didn't even flinch.

This easily ranks up in the top craziest things I've ever seen.

**higherdesire** · 02-25-2009, 06:32 PM

Stop and take pictures.

**Matt** · 02-25-2009, 06:33 PM

Im jealous...

**Gears** · 02-25-2009, 06:34 PM

Some people have no shame.

***RAGE*** · 02-25-2009, 06:34 PM

need pic....s now.....i will take a picture of me taking a dump......and send them to you

**Matt** · 02-25-2009, 06:36 PM

Did it look like this??

**Matt** · 02-25-2009, 06:36 PM

If it did, then i was that man..

**Tesla** · 02-25-2009, 06:37 PM

It was kind of like this except it was a dude....not a fairy...

**IM708** · 02-25-2009, 06:40 PM

**Tesla** · 02-25-2009, 06:42 PM

Man...I just suddenly became interested in outhouses and started doing some research. This pic is wild.....seriously.....never light a cigarette in an outhouse...

***RAGE*** · 02-25-2009, 06:59 PM

this thread when to shit real quick

**Hoggage_54** · 02-25-2009, 07:01 PM

Gotta do what you gotta do

**J-Dogg** · 02-25-2009, 07:08 PM

it was nice to finally meet/see you.

Stop in next time stranger.

***RAGE*** · 02-25-2009, 07:11 PM

did you tell him that was real shitty of him,,,,,maybe he was havin ga shitty day.....shit happens........well shit.....

**IronReload04** · 02-25-2009, 07:39 PM

lol lol lol.........thats great....eye contact is clutch. I cant say that I have ever made eye contact with another dude taking a shit let alone while driving lol thats absolutely hilarious.

**longhorn814** · 02-25-2009, 07:47 PM

some bum took a dump next to the dumpster where my store is and it also happens to be right in front of the entranance to a dentist office!!

**Matt** · 02-25-2009, 07:57 PM

^^ Im sorry i had to do it somewhere...

***RAGE*** · 02-25-2009, 08:09 PM

did you check it for corn and peanuts....??????????????

**Matt** · 02-25-2009, 08:11 PM

And then taste them for nutrition??

**higherdesire** · 02-25-2009, 08:27 PM

It can be a warm treat on a cold day too.

**DSM4Life** · 02-25-2009, 08:54 PM

I work in the city and i once watch a guy (bum) sit on a vans front bumper and take a $hit right in the parking lot.

BTW
There was spray and some left over on his bumper

**johnnybigguns** · 02-25-2009, 08:56 PM

Hey maybe the guy was having a hard time and just needed alittle air.

**Brown Ninja** · 02-25-2009, 08:57 PM

What did it taste like?

**Brown Ninja** · 02-25-2009, 08:58 PM

I am taking a shit right now and I think I tore something

**Older lifter** · 02-25-2009, 09:47 PM

Lmao,,,, the old bird across the road from me takes a dump in a small bucket every morning on her veranda, then she just throws it over the fence into the guys next doors garden.... everyone just waiting for the crazy bird to just cark it....

**Scott78** · 02-26-2009, 07:03 AM

Haha youve just brought a unwanted memory back, well actually talking bout it other day with mate,

me and few mates went to amsterdam just over 6 years ago and we were sitting having good few beers and well we had took a few pills of the hallucinogenic kind the night before but knew we werent seeing things. Old sabby woman crouching down next to tree at first thought shes in need of a piss till she stood up and started using leaves to wipe her ass.

Feck gave me the boak.