I'm gonna hit 3,000 tonight.....

**JDawg1536** · 02-28-2009, 10:27 PM

So I bought a bottle of Beefeater and 18 year old Glenfiddich to celebrate. I'll be back in about 30 minutes, and I'm gonna crack the bottles. Cheers!

***T-MOS*** · 02-28-2009, 10:30 PM

You go WHORE !!!

**johnnybigguns** · 02-28-2009, 10:40 PM

LOL I got a few more months to go but ill get there

**Brown Ninja** · 02-28-2009, 11:08 PM

is it true that you gain 2" of cock when you hit 3,000 posts? I can't wait!

**Brown Ninja** · 02-28-2009, 11:08 PM

I'll be in the postwhore section trying to get to 3,000 if anyone needs me.

**xlxBigSexyxlx** · 02-28-2009, 11:11 PM

I'm shooting for 9

**xlxBigSexyxlx** · 02-28-2009, 11:12 PM

Although I probably won't hit it.
I'm bout to OD on some pain killers

**JDawg1536** · 02-28-2009, 11:15 PM

Originally Posted by xlxBigSexyxlx

Although I probably won't hit it.
I'm bout to OD on some pain killers

Fight that shit man..... At 170 lbs I once fought off 3 Ambien. And that was the old school stuff, before they nerfed it.

**Brown Ninja** · 02-28-2009, 11:15 PM

shit that would but you at about 14"!

**Brown Ninja** · 02-28-2009, 11:16 PM

those ambiens are whores. That stuff kills me

**JDawg1536** · 02-28-2009, 11:28 PM

Originally Posted by Brown Ninja

those ambiens are whores. That stuff kills me

That's why you'll never make it to 3,000. I don't really know you but I picture you as one of the most hyperactive people around..... Not around the boards, around the world.

***T-MOS*** · 02-28-2009, 11:29 PM

5 more to go dawg

**xlxBigSexyxlx** · 02-28-2009, 11:30 PM

Originally Posted by T-MOS

5 more to go dawg

He is not going to make it!!! LOL

**JDawg1536** · 02-28-2009, 11:32 PM

Originally Posted by xlxBigSexyxlx

He is not going to make it!!! LOL

Dude I just poured my first drink.... I gotta pace myself. Never been a post whore, never will be. Well, tonight I will I guess. Now I gotta think of a good custom title.

**IM708** · 02-28-2009, 11:35 PM

took a litle less than 7 years to hit 3000, gj. Brown ninja with do it within 5 months, haha.

**JDawg1536** · 02-28-2009, 11:38 PM

Originally Posted by ironmaiden708

took a litle less than 7 years to hit 3000, gj. Brown ninja with do it within 5 months, haha.

Yeah I'm a bit of an underachiever. I prefer to get blitzed and hit on the craigslist girls looking for long term relationships rather than post about my adventures on the toilet. We all have our priorities I guess.

**xlxBigSexyxlx** · 02-28-2009, 11:38 PM

3 more...

**JDawg1536** · 02-28-2009, 11:45 PM

Papa Johns guy just dropped off a my jalapeno and spicy sausage pizza with parmasean bread sticks..... F'in right doggy, life is good.

**IM708** · 02-28-2009, 11:46 PM

Originally Posted by JDawg1536

Yeah I'm a bit of an underachiever. I prefer to get blitzed and hit on the craigslist girls looking for long term relationships rather than post about my adventures on the toilet. We all have our priorities I guess.

I believe I'm going at a rather healthy rate...

**xlxBigSexyxlx** · 02-28-2009, 11:46 PM

haha, sounds like your all set for the night

**xlxBigSexyxlx** · 02-28-2009, 11:49 PM

1 more...

**xlxBigSexyxlx** · 02-28-2009, 11:56 PM

c'mon, you can do it!

**JDawg1536** · 03-01-2009, 12:00 AM

For post number 3,000 I would like to say thank you to a lot of people. First and foremost, thank you mom and dad. You were hard on me when I was younger, but I was a pain in the ass and I deserved it. You made me the man I am today, and I think I'm pretty alright. I'd like to give a shoutout to the troops serving all over the world, it's a crappy job and I'll always be thankful for those who serve. Thanks to everyone here. All the old guys that gave me advice and guided me along when I was just a young lad nearly seven years ago, even though most of you aren't around, I hope you are all doing well. All the new members, I love you guys too. I'd like to give a special shout out to decadbal, one of the coolest mofos I've ever come across Also to my man dickrenegade, who is no longer with us, but I shared many a long night with on AIM. RIP brother.

Lots of things have happened over the last seven years. I've been places I never imagined I would go, and seen some pretty amazing things. I like to think that I've become a pretty good person along the way as well. Peace and love to all. Cheers brothers.

***T-MOS*** · 03-01-2009, 12:02 AM

lolol congrats

**xlxBigSexyxlx** · 03-01-2009, 12:03 AM

yyyeeesssssssss

Way to go!!!

You are now an AR adult.

**JDawg1536** · 03-01-2009, 12:03 AM

Originally Posted by T-MOS

lolol congrats

Haha thank you thank you. Now drink em if you got em.

**chicmagnet** · 03-01-2009, 12:04 AM

Your'e arm must be killi'n you!!

***RAGE*** · 03-01-2009, 12:08 AM

Originally Posted by JDawg1536

For post number 3,000 I would like to say thank you to a lot of people. First and foremost, thank you mom and dad. You were hard on me when I was younger, but I was a pain in the ass and I deserved it. You made me the man I am today, and I think I'm pretty alright. I'd like to give a shoutout to the troops serving all over the world, it's a crappy job and I'll always be thankful for those who serve. Thanks to everyone here. All the old guys that gave me advice and guided me along when I was just a young lad nearly seven years ago, even though most of you aren't around, I hope you are all doing well. All the new members, I love you guys too. I'd like to give a special shout out to decadbal, one of the coolest mofos I've ever come across Also to my man dickrenegade, who is no longer with us, but I shared many a long night with on AIM. RIP brother.

Lots of things have happened over the last seven years. I've been places I never imagined I would go, and seen some pretty amazing things. I like to think that I've become a pretty good person along the way as well. Peace and love to all. Cheers brothers.

congrats bro I have been around less then a year and you are one kool dude much respect...

**IM708** · 03-01-2009, 12:12 AM

Good job,

**xlxBigSexyxlx** · 03-01-2009, 12:25 AM

9,000!

I have to give a special thanks to JDawg, for without him, this wouldn't have been possible. I would probably be passed out right now, with 30 more posts to go, but he said no! Don't be a vagina!...do it!

and i did....

Thanks!

**IM708** · 03-01-2009, 12:26 AM

Congrats

**JDawg1536** · 03-01-2009, 12:28 AM

Originally Posted by xlxBigSexyxlx

9,000!

I have to give a special thanks to JDawg, for without him, this wouldn't have been possible. I would probably be passed out right now, with 30 more posts to go, but he said no! Don't be a vagina!...do it!

and i did....

Thanks!

Big ups to BigSexy. Epic night in the AR Lounge. For us anyway. Good fight!!!

**xlxBigSexyxlx** · 03-01-2009, 12:44 AM

Originally Posted by JDawg1536

Big ups to BigSexy. Epic night in the AR Lounge. For us anyway. Good fight!!!

Your the man! man....

**xnotoriousx** · 03-01-2009, 12:54 AM

Great thread

**Voice of Reason** · 03-01-2009, 01:06 AM

Oooo shnapp... Demitri Martin style...

**xlxBigSexyxlx** · 03-01-2009, 01:07 AM

hahahaha....god I have no life....

You'll be there soon enough Voice. This site is like a disease.

**Voice of Reason** · 03-01-2009, 01:09 AM

The hell I will... I'll post up some nudies before that day and be in banned land heaven...

**JDawg1536** · 03-01-2009, 01:11 AM

Originally Posted by Voice of Reason

Oooo shnapp... Demitri Martin style...

So you just "lurk" then? Where's the chart for that?

**xlxBigSexyxlx** · 03-01-2009, 01:14 AM

Originally Posted by Voice of Reason

The hell I will... I'll post up some nudies before that day and be in banned land heaven...

aaahhhh, the promise land.
Shit man, I've tried. They just delete them, then suspend you. haha

They rather just keep ya around and let the site control your life. I'm telling ya, its a freakn' disease! Like Resident Evil shit.