Thread: Lol

**Chance_Baby** · 03-02-2009, 12:07 PM

okay, so i have gained 12 pounds so far in two weeks...this is my first cycle and i guess im responding really well to the juice. EVERYONE is asking me "whats going on?". Im not ashamed of doing juice or anything but how do you guys respond to this ha ha?

PT · 03-02-2009, 12:08 PM

im moving this to the lounge bro were you will get a better response

**Nitro29** · 03-02-2009, 12:08 PM

Water retention is my gues. What are you taking?

**xlxBigSexyxlx** · 03-02-2009, 12:11 PM

Muscle Tech

***D7M*** · 03-02-2009, 12:12 PM

Don't tell them anything.

Come up with something witty, or just say it's creatine and protein shakes.

**firmechicano831** · 03-02-2009, 12:14 PM

say, im just moving up in weight and I eat alot more now. Nothing else

**Chance_Baby** · 03-02-2009, 12:15 PM

its my first cycle and im taking test 400 800 mg/week..im switching to test c.

**Matt** · 03-02-2009, 12:16 PM

Tell them your pregnant..

**JiGGaMaN** · 03-02-2009, 12:23 PM

tell them you are eating bull testicles

**MMArmour** · 03-02-2009, 12:23 PM

I tell my friends

"i dont know what youre talking about man. Maybes its just this shirt or something, cause i dont weigh much more than i did a few months ago"

**warchild** · 03-02-2009, 12:24 PM

unless someones is doing it with don't say anything...it can come back to bite you.

**scerpico22** · 03-02-2009, 12:24 PM

Originally Posted by Chance_Baby

its my first cycle and im taking test 400 800 mg/week..im switching to test c.

confused...are you suggesting that your a switching from test 400 to test c mid cycle?

**MMArmour** · 03-02-2009, 12:33 PM

hes got a thread in the q&a.

running 1200mg/wk.

Sounds like this is his first run.

Mistake.

Hopefully he doesnt experience a shit ton of sides at that dose.

**johnnybigguns** · 03-02-2009, 12:35 PM

Thats a high dose for your first run

**JiGGaMaN** · 03-02-2009, 01:05 PM

Originally Posted by johnnybigguns

Thats a high dose for your first run

all in baby, all in.

**Panzerfaust80** · 03-02-2009, 01:21 PM

Sometimes Ive found reverse psychology works the best.. Just tell em straight up, "Oh I just jumped on a new cycle!!".. the key is immediately after put a big smile on your face and burst out in a quick laugh and say .."yeah right I wish..no, I m just eating a SHYTLOAD more and been hittin the gym HARD bro, not to mention taking these new supplements that i think may be making me retain water".. That'll do the trick..

If you confront their suspicions and shrug them off with a joke they'll be less likely to suspect you.... But then again pretty much no matter what you say they'll always think what they wanna think and u cant change that regardless of what excuses you might say.

just remember if you never admit or confess it you'll always have "Plausible deniability"

***RAGE*** · 03-02-2009, 01:27 PM

Originally Posted by MAD MATT

Tell them your pregnant..

I also use this one......and they just leave

**novastepp** · 03-02-2009, 03:55 PM

Originally Posted by JiGGaMaN

all in baby, all in.

hahahah

**MR PHATT ASS** · 03-02-2009, 04:07 PM

Originally Posted by Chance_Baby

okay, so i have gained 12 pounds so far in two weeks...this is my first cycle and i guess im responding really well to the juice. EVERYONE is asking me "whats going on?". Im not ashamed of doing juice or anything but how do you guys respond to this ha ha?

Well not really,,,,buuuuuuuuut..Depending on where you work have a shipment of muscle tech or other supplements sent to your job, open everything up infront of everyone...they're gonna ask no dobt..You tell 'em well this will add 10-12 lbs,,,this will help me loose fat, this will do this and that...This way its all out in the open..At your gym, walk around with flavored creatine...If they see you, after the initial quest' it kills all curiosity..

**jnewton86** · 03-02-2009, 07:27 PM

thats alot for a first cycle man, im a firm believer in low dosages, best of luck with your cycle

**J-Dogg** · 03-02-2009, 07:43 PM

Originally Posted by MMArmour

hes got a thread in the q&a.

running 1200mg/wk.

Sounds like this is his first run.

Mistake.

Hopefully he doesnt experience a shit ton of sides at that dose.

Holy shat.

I'm running 250mgs a week test e right now and feel it. Stacked with 500mgs EQ.

No reason to be running that dose unless you are doing it on your life stock.

This is going to be the first documented case of steroids directly causing someones death!

**J-Dogg** · 03-02-2009, 07:45 PM

Originally Posted by jnewton86

thats alot for a first cycle man, im a firm believer in low dosages, best of luck with your cycle

Same here bro,

Run it supper low, add more as you see fit.

Most syrings only hold 3mls. Assuming he's running 250mgs/ml you'd be popping a pin in each leg at the same time and plunging away.

Sounds pretty bad ass,but bet on getting a nice set of tits, a back full of acne and 12lbs of water the first week.