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    Talking Hey guys I have 37 winstrol tabs and 1/2 a bottle of deca! Help me out

    Spring breaks approaching fast and I got a hardcore pro cycle lined up. I have 37x50mg winstrol tabs and 1/2 a bottle of deca 300ml/ml 600ml.

    I was going to take 1 tab every other day and do a shot of 300mg at the same time to get ripped before spring break. I've never used steroids but all my big friends who are like 180lbs use them. So I want to join the big guy club!

    I have my diet in check, I always order the small value meals from burger king and never get original coke, always diet. Ok I kind of cheat on the fries and load them with salt and ketchup.

    I was going to do the following training;

    Monday-Biceps/Abs
    Tues-Triceps/calfs
    Wens-off at the bar drinking
    Thurs-recovery day
    Fri-Biceps/Triceps
    Sat/Sun- off out partying and drinking and doing lots of drugs.

    Hows it look?

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    you need way more research.
    and alot more gear than what you got.
    you also need a thing called pct.
    read read read and then read some more before you go do something dumb.

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    i think hes joking.. lol

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    Good idea, take some deca by itself before spring break so your cack won't work, what's the point?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mammon View Post
    i think hes joking.. lol
    I hope so!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by GauchB View Post
    you need way more research.
    and alot more gear than what you got.
    you also need a thing called pct.
    read read read and then read some more before you go do something dumb.
    I actually feel bad now cause you wrote all that out!
    Whats pct? pre contest testosterone


    Quote Originally Posted by Mammon View Post
    i think hes joking.. lol
    I'm serious. Doesn't your deca come in 600ml bottles?

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    OP are you being serious?
    how old are you bud?

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    gauchb this guy is takeing the piss.

    this is lounge material.

    add some anadrol at 100mgs ed and get more deca

    weeks 1-10 100mgs anadrol ed

    weeks 1-12 600mgs deca every week

    weeks 1-10 winny 75mgs ed

    the above cycle should have you were you want to be for summer.

    also get some over the counter nolva and some oxo for pct.

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    sounds good, you should get ripped in no time. I don't know how the girls will keep away from you ....

    you will look like this in no time at all......Have fun


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    I'm pretty sure this is a joke........

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    Quote Originally Posted by CHUCKYthentic View Post
    OP are you being serious?
    how old are you bud?
    I'm 16, but I'll be 17 soon!

    Quote Originally Posted by T-MOS View Post
    sounds good, you should get ripped in no time. I don't know how the girls will keep away from you ....

    you will look like this in no time at all......Have fun

    Wow hes got huge arms! I hope I can be like that before spring break. I need to be fly for the ladies cause my mom is letting me use the mini van. Plus I want to walk around like I have huge lats.

    Since you post in red/green I assume your big like the hulk? When I'm 175lbs+ I can be green to? How about when I bench 165 for a double?

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    ok, the fact that you stated you are 16 will get you banned immediately Unless you provide proof that this IS indeed a joke.....

    thread has been reported

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    woopsy.... lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by T-MOS View Post
    ok, the fact that you stated you are 16 will get you banned immediately Unless you provide proof that this IS indeed a joke.....

    thread has been reported
    U want a copy of my drivers license? I'm 25 btw.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fizler View Post
    U want a copy of my drivers license? I'm 25 btw.
    yes, i have seen your other posts stating you are 25.....just have to cover the board. This should have been posted in the lounge to have fun with ,and should get moved by morning....

    BTW, these are the chicks you can expect to get while on spring break..have fun with them......


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    Quote Originally Posted by T-MOS View Post
    yes, i have seen your other posts stating you are 25.....just have to cover the board. This should have been posted in the lounge to have fun with ,and should get moved by morning....

    BTW, these are the chicks you can expect to get while on spring break..have fun with them......

    oh now I see ur jealous! I figured I'd get more fun from it in here. Won't do it again, well maybe in the lounge.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fizler View Post
    oh now I see ur jealous! I figured I'd get more fun from it in here. Won't do it again, well maybe in the lounge.
    no sweat, ADMIN will move it for us...we just never know when a youngin is on here and actually posts the things you did......


    guess that is what makes it so funny.

    Keep it up, as long as you are having fun, NO HARM DONE.....

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    is this a long riddle to find out who the op actually is? hmmmmm

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    yes, what is your guess???

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    hmmm i'd never try a joke thread with that little of posts....who knew if he was telling the truth lol.....STUPID PEOPLE ARE EVERYWHERE!!!!

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    my guess is Bigs alter ego

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    send it to me I will make it dbl for u and return...

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    sprink break ... woooo !!!!

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    Lmfao!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by fizler View Post
    Spring breaks approaching fast and I got a hardcore pro cycle lined up. I have 37x50mg winstrol tabs and 1/2 a bottle of deca 300ml/ml 600ml.

    I was going to take 1 tab every other day and do a shot of 300mg at the same time to get ripped before spring break. I've never used steroids but all my big friends who are like 180lbs use them. So I want to join the big guy club!

    I have my diet in check, I always order the small value meals from burger king and never get original coke, always diet. Ok I kind of cheat on the fries and load them with salt and ketchup.

    I was going to do the following training;

    Monday-Biceps/Abs
    Tues-Triceps/calfs
    Wens-off at the bar drinking
    Thurs-recovery day
    Fri-Biceps/Triceps
    Sat/Sun- off out partying and drinking and doing lots of drugs.

    Hows it look?
    Double the deca, add some test, and make sure you drink plenty of beer and tequila before, during and after every workout, and you'll be good!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Surreal View Post
    Double the deca , add some test, and make sure you drink plenty of beer and tequila before, during and after every workout, and you'll be good!
    the beer and tequila is the secret why did you tell him cmon bro!!

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    The morning after the OP first day of spring break...


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    Quote Originally Posted by higherdesire View Post
    is this a long riddle to find out who the op actually is? hmmmmm
    actually I'm no one, i'm fizler i have no other accounts that I am aware of on here.

    as for the boozing after working out, duh how do you think I keep the soreness in check! its straight to the bar after pumping up my big 13.5'' biceps

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    Quote Originally Posted by fizler View Post
    actually I'm no one, i'm fizler i have no other accounts that I am aware of on here.

    as for the boozing after working out, duh how do you think I keep the soreness in check! its straight to the bar after pumping up my big 13.5'' biceps

    13.5? DAMN KID JACKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Keep up the good work son!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by fizler View Post
    Spring breaks approaching fast and I got a hardcore pro cycle lined up. I have 37x50mg winstrol tabs and 1/2 a bottle of deca 300ml/ml 600ml.

    I was going to take 1 tab every other day and do a shot of 300mg at the same time to get ripped before spring break. I've never used steroids but all my big friends who are like 180lbs use them. So I want to join the big guy club!

    I have my diet in check, I always order the small value meals from burger king and never get original coke, always diet. Ok I kind of cheat on the fries and load them with salt and ketchup.

    I was going to do the following training;

    Monday-Biceps/Abs
    Tues-Triceps/calfs
    Wens-off at the bar drinking
    Thurs-recovery day
    Fri-Biceps/Triceps
    Sat/Sun- off out partying and drinking and doing lots of drugs.

    Hows it look?
    Lookin good but I would advise the following:

    Drink the deca, and crush up each winny tab and snort 2 3x per day, preferably with your Burger king combo meal. You may want to toss the deca into some orange juice or something.. Immediately after, proceed to your HIT program you've listed.

    OH btw your body will be needing the extra cals so I would up the Burger King value meal to a large + a myoplex shake for a drink.

    You can thank me later when you end up like this after a long night of drinking during ur spring break...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Panzerfaust80 View Post
    Lookin good but I would advise the following:

    Drink the deca , and crush up each winny tab and snort 2 3x per day, preferably with your Burger king combo meal. You may want to toss the deca into some orange juice or something.. Immediately after, proceed to your HIT program you've listed.

    OH btw your body will be needing the extra cals so I would up the Burger King value meal to a large + a myoplex shake for a drink.

    You can thank me later when you end up like this after a long night of drinking during ur spring break...

    look at that lucky guy....^^^^^^

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    dammit now panzer why did you put that up there...it's lunch time man come on!

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    oh hell yea man, classic get ripped for spring break cycle!!!!!

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