The end of the best threads ever

**J-Dogg** · 03-04-2009, 10:57 PM

Was just informed, no more making fun of the newbs posting ridiculous questions in the AS boards.

No more making fun of the "Beard Cycle"

I'd like to bump the "I thought steroids made you fight better" post. About the kid who was doing sus, got up and chased a guy until the guy turned around and beat him up.

I think the beard cycle might be the best though.

The curlin natural guy, posted in the lounge so I think he's fair game.

***T-MOS*** · 03-04-2009, 10:58 PM

lolol, well you just can't make fun of them to their threads

that is what the hall of shame is for .....lolol

**Brown Ninja** · 03-04-2009, 11:00 PM

yeah I got in on that as well. What bunch of weak shit. I thought what you said was hilarious. Apparently some people got their clits in a bunch.

**Brown Ninja** · 03-04-2009, 11:02 PM

when I first came to this site I was made to feel dumd as fuk.....and you know what? I was. But after all the abuse everyone was super helpful and I am very appreciative for that. But some people just love to bitch.

**IM708** · 03-04-2009, 11:04 PM

Its not exactly the most constructive criticism chewing out people. Some peopel grow from it, others a whiny bitchs about it an demand to have someone rub vaseline on their ass whenever possible.

**T_Own** · 03-04-2009, 11:07 PM

in the words of the great tucker max

"if they can't take a joke, fck them"

***T-MOS*** · 03-04-2009, 11:37 PM

ok, just being devil's advocate here

what you have to remember is this is a BUSINESS

while we are here for FREE mind you, there is NO membership fee of any kind, while we eat up bandwidth whoring it up, the OWNER has to pay for all this

SO, he needs members, more members = more sponsors paying to advertise on here
and that pays for us to play here

So, can you see why the OWNER would have concern with us beating up new members for asking stupid questions??? and chasing them off, so NO its not if they can't take it Fvck them, its lets not chase them away or we will get banned

As a business owner myself, i can totally understand. Its NOT for us to chase away money for the Owner.

Hope you can see that and keep that in mind while we play for free and help out

If you don't want to answer the stupid question then just stay out of the thread and make a whore thread to make fun and joke , but dont' use names

It's that simple. luv you all !!!

***RAGE*** · 03-04-2009, 11:53 PM

^^^^this is true but i like to bust on people as much as i can.....

***T-MOS*** · 03-04-2009, 11:57 PM

Originally Posted by prone2rage

^^^^this is true but i like to bust on people as much as i can.....

well you can bust on ME and the ones that have been here for a while all you want,

here I will help you get started

I am 14 years old, 5'11" and 140lbs

been training two weeks and haven't seen any improvements. I do biceps on mondays and chest on fridays, is that enough weights

I want to take

Tren E
Deca
Dbol
winny

for 6 months and what is this PCT crap I keep hearing about

I eat at mc d's for breakfast

lunch is usually KFC

and sometimes i eat dinner

what can I expect for gains I want to be ripped for spring break at the trailer park

***RAGE*** · 03-05-2009, 12:01 AM

Originally Posted by T-MOS

well you can bust on ME and the ones that have been here for a while all you want,

here I will help you get started

I am 14 years old, 5'11" and 140lbs

been training two weeks and haven't seen any improvements. I do biceps on mondays and chest on fridays, is that enough weights

I want to take

Tren E
Deca
Dbol
winny

for 6 months and what is this PCT crap I keep hearing about

I eat at mc d's for breakfast

lunch is usually KFC

and sometimes i eat dinner

what can I expect for gains I want to be ripped for spring break at the trailer park

LMFAO.....there we go........

I feel better already.....

oh I think you should do a deca cycle for six months or until you boobs look like these

**Brown Ninja** · 03-05-2009, 12:43 AM

respect to the Tucker Max reference

**Brown Ninja** · 03-05-2009, 12:47 AM

Is this a good first cycle?
Tren only?
Deca only cycle?
Is 25% bodyfat to high?
Where can I buy gear?
Will you sell me some?
What cycle is best?
Don't worry my diet is in check.

***T-MOS*** · 03-05-2009, 12:50 AM

Originally Posted by Brown Ninja

Is this a good first cycle?
Tren only?
Deca only cycle?
Is 25% bodyfat to high?
Where can I buy gear?
Will you sell me some?
What cycle is best?
Don't worry my diet is in check.

ROFLMAO

I always love the "my diet is in check " crap

until they post up their diet and its

breakfast- cereal

lunch = maybe a sandwhich

dinner= pasta

i eat clean.............LOLOL

**luxifer93** · 03-05-2009, 04:16 AM

i'M telling on you guys

**higherdesire** · 03-05-2009, 04:51 AM

Can't we just go to a roast-in policy where new members have to be ragged in thier first thread and if all the same shit is ridiculed in thier first thread then they will grow out of it?

**DSM4Life** · 03-05-2009, 06:05 AM

**J-Dogg** · 03-05-2009, 08:44 AM

Originally Posted by T-MOS

ok, just being devil's advocate here

what you have to remember is this is a BUSINESS

while we are here for FREE mind you, there is NO membership fee of any kind, while we eat up bandwidth whoring it up, the OWNER has to pay for all this

SO, he needs members, more members = more sponsors paying to advertise on here
and that pays for us to play here

So, can you see why the OWNER would have concern with us beating up new members for asking stupid questions??? and chasing them off, so NO its not if they can't take it Fvck them, its lets not chase them away or we will get banned

As a business owner myself, i can totally understand. Its NOT for us to chase away money for the Owner.

Hope you can see that and keep that in mind while we play for free and help out

If you don't want to answer the stupid question then just stay out of the thread and make a whore thread to make fun and joke , but dont' use names

It's that simple. luv you all !!!

I understand the concept.

At the same time, what is the point of having a board with 8000 members online if 50 of them are quality members and 7950 of them are 16 year old kids asking if they can do a beard cycle?

When you start whoring to get every single kid to sign up, the quality of the board goes down. the AS question board is so flooded by retarded questions (all covered in the FAQ), respected members threads would probably go unnoticed.

**calgarian** · 03-05-2009, 08:55 AM

So i can ask how much winny to drink or deca only cycle and u guys wont make fun of me

**Dukkit** · 03-05-2009, 09:00 AM

um, hi, im new.... and if i eat sperm will i be able to get testosterone out of it, so i can get big and strong like my daddy?

**Dukkit** · 03-05-2009, 09:00 AM

and i heard if i drink pregnant womens urine it will make my balls bigger??

is this true???

**calgarian** · 03-05-2009, 09:03 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

um, hi, im new.... and if i eat sperm will i be able to get testosterone out of it, so i can get big and strong like my daddy?

u better not turn into gay on me son

**calgarian** · 03-05-2009, 09:03 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

and i heard if i drink pregnant womens urine it will make my balls bigger??

is this true???

yes...but i need to have sex with her before that...so where is she?

**QuieTSToRM33** · 03-05-2009, 09:05 AM

At least we can still make fun of your new girlfriend threads ...

**Dukkit** · 03-05-2009, 09:06 AM

Originally Posted by QuieTSToRM33

At least we can still make fun of your new girlfriend threads ...

hah

touche!!!

**Matt** · 03-05-2009, 10:11 AM

Originally Posted by J-Dogg

I understand the concept.

At the same time, what is the point of having a board with 8000 members online if 50 of them are quality members and 7950 of them are 16 year old kids asking if they can do a beard cycle?

When you start whoring to get every single kid to sign up, the quality of the board goes down. the AS question board is so flooded by retarded questions (all covered in the FAQ), respected members threads would probably go unnoticed.

I hpoe im one pf the 50...

**calgarian** · 03-05-2009, 10:14 AM

Originally Posted by MAD MATT

I hpoe im one pf the 50...

u r one of the 7950...except ur avi u r useless

**Matt** · 03-05-2009, 10:19 AM

Originally Posted by calgarian

u r one of the 7950...except ur avi u r useless

I could of bet all the money in the world that you were going to respond in this way lol, i hate you.....

**IM708** · 03-05-2009, 10:31 AM

I hpoe im one pf the 50...

Nope I'm one of the fifty.

**BritishColumbian** · 03-05-2009, 11:37 AM

I made a ass hat post yesterday, sorry dogg, but I dont think you should Jokingly give bad advice to a newbie, Like, ,'Ya thats a great cycle, go for it'. they might log off and not come back till they are a D cup with erectile disfunction. But as far a roasting on a newbie I could care less. I know you do give good advice, and thats awesome! It just seemed like every thread i went to yesterday you were jumping on some newb, there were alot yesterday.

**Matt** · 03-05-2009, 11:47 AM

J-Dogg i didnt know you did this yesterday lol...

J-Dogg for admin....

**calgarian** · 03-05-2009, 12:00 PM

Originally Posted by MAD MATT

I could of bet all the money in the world that you were going to respond in this way lol, i hate you.....

ha ha ha ...would u expect anything less from me?

**J-Dogg** · 03-05-2009, 01:57 PM

I'll give the brats some advice eventually, but not until they understand how stupid their questions are.

**Matt** · 03-05-2009, 02:00 PM

Lol ive just been in there and some of the olders guy need a kick up the ass, im never going in there, i fuvking hate it..

**tommy0677** · 03-05-2009, 10:04 PM

Just for you J-Dogg

Sust Kid

I laughed my arse off reading that again.

**J-Dogg** · 03-06-2009, 03:40 PM

Originally Posted by tommy0677

Just for you J-Dogg

Sust Kid

I laughed my arse off reading that again.

haha thanks!

"yeah i know its stupid now when i think about it. There was 4 guys and i sort of thought i wouldnt feel there punches. Now i got two black eyes and my arm is in a sling. At least ive learnt a lesson."

Just let the sus take over! *FLEX*