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  1. 03-17-2009, 10:42 PM #1
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    The "Its Not" thread.. only cause it really is.

    For educational purposes only.
    Please be semi-creative.



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  2. 03-17-2009, 10:44 PM #2
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    ***One "its not" per post please.

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    If anytime yesterday, last year, today or tommorow, she said yes.
    Its not rape.
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  4. 03-17-2009, 10:45 PM #4
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    If its in your mouth, and its not your penis, again, its not gay.
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    If she is wearing heels, short dress, and a wig, its not because she is a girl.
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  6. 03-17-2009, 10:47 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by T-MOS View Post
    If she is wearing heels, short dress, and a wig, its not because she is a girl.
    Yes! Thats the spirit!
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  7. 03-17-2009, 10:47 PM #7
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    If it gets gargled before it goes down, its not because shes a whore.
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  11. 03-17-2009, 10:57 PM #11
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    If she said you were the first she did anal with, its not because she counts her step dad.
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    If bojangles avy was any cooler, its not because hes your daddy.
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    Its not illegal if her fake id said she was 18
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    If he wears a helmet on his motorcycle hes smart.
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    ^^^

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    Quote Originally Posted by WARMachine View Post
    ^^^

    Its not that your thread sucks monkey balls, its because your avy is confusing people.
    If you change you avatar I will post in this thread if not I will post porn in your thead so it will be deleted...I hate your avatar it hurts my head and makes me want to kill people after raping them...

    Thank you
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  18. 03-18-2009, 11:23 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by prone2rage View Post
    If you change you avatar I will post in this thread if not I will post porn in your thead so it will be deleted...I hate your avatar it hurts my head and makes me want to kill people after raping them...

    Thank you


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    amazing thread, and it's not because of this post. seriously, it's not.
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    amazing thread, and its not because I will be participating.
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    ya, if this thread gives me a headache, its not because of bojangles avatar
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    if I get my dick sucked by something with a beard, it's not because i'm gay
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