guido beach

**Hunter-S-Thompson** · 03-24-2009, 05:53 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyAzwREVBZs

here you go guys this video is down in seaside, NJ... my shore sadly... the first guy in the video is my brother... what a dumba$$... somebody should get a kick outta this...

**Matt** · 03-24-2009, 06:06 PM

Im on my way lol...

**gixxerboy1** · 03-24-2009, 07:52 PM

surf club!!!!

r.i.p bermuda

**Kratos** · 03-24-2009, 08:04 PM

I learned a long time ago if you can't say something nice about Jersey it's better to say nothing. Unless of couse nobody from Jersey is around, then we can all laugh our asses off and point the finger of shame at the Arm Pit of America.

**Ernst** · 03-24-2009, 08:22 PM

Wow... the world would be a better place if we just hosed that beach down with machine gun fire.

**Hunter-S-Thompson** · 03-24-2009, 08:31 PM

Originally Posted by Kratos

I learned a long time ago if you can't say something nice about Jersey it's better to say nothing. Unless of couse nobody from Jersey is around, then we can all laugh our asses off and point the finger of shame at the Arm Pit of America.

im from jersey... im around!!

not too many people are very fond of jersey, and no one is fond of jersey once they see that video... i mean, come on here, how many of you dont know what a pet peeve is.... thats my f*cking brother for gods sake... <looks to the ground in shame>

**big daddy k de** · 03-24-2009, 08:51 PM

uhhhh i know those kids i went to school with the lumberjack ..real nice guys

**higherdesire** · 03-24-2009, 09:00 PM

favorite line What do you like best about this place? "come on look at all the juiceheads"

**scerpico22** · 03-24-2009, 09:34 PM

^^^^ great line and the first chick, i think her name was amy...nice rack!

***RAGE*** · 03-24-2009, 09:45 PM

Originally Posted by opucknarf

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyAzwREVBZs

here you go guys this video is down in seaside, NJ... my shore sadly... the first guy in the video is my brother... what a dumba$$... somebody should get a kick outta this...

Hey when you want to come to a real beach hit me up...lol

**J-Dogg** · 03-24-2009, 09:57 PM

Who wears a polo with the collar up to the beach in the middle of a sunny day? That's messed up.

**WOLFCRAFT** · 03-25-2009, 02:13 AM

These people are real??

**Hunter-S-Thompson** · 03-25-2009, 04:31 AM

Originally Posted by big daddy k de

uhhhh i know those kids i went to school with the lumberjack ..real nice guys

haha you went to wayne valley? i knew there had to be at least a few ppl on this board from around here

**chicmagnet** · 03-25-2009, 04:40 AM

I love....... Australia! (even more now).

**Voland** · 03-25-2009, 04:49 AM

will someone shoot this people out of mercy?

**chicmagnet** · 03-25-2009, 04:54 AM

Originally Posted by Voland

will someone shoot this people out of mercy?

Mercy for us or them??

**Voland** · 03-25-2009, 04:57 AM

Originally Posted by chicmagnet

Mercy for us or them??

for use, obviously.

**chicmagnet** · 03-25-2009, 05:01 AM

Originally Posted by Voland

for use, obviously.

PLease!!!!

**Dukkit** · 03-25-2009, 06:09 AM

is that chick who pulled her dress up in the very second or so opening scene... really wearing big red gradma panties??

wtf??

**gixxerboy1** · 03-25-2009, 09:14 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

is that chick who pulled her dress up in the very second or so opening scene... really wearing big red gradma panties??

wtf??

it was a bathing suit

**Dukkit** · 03-25-2009, 09:18 AM

Originally Posted by gixxerboy1

it was a bathing suit

still

a crappy bathing suit

you could cut off half that fabric and make a perfect bathin suit

and who says bathing suit? god your old dixxer

its swim suit

lol

how you been man. you barely answer my texts asshole

**lastrep1234** · 03-25-2009, 09:27 AM

ha......LOL..Typical reminds me of RI beaches

**Surreal** · 03-25-2009, 10:03 AM

For once I'm thankful I live in California.

**Kratos** · 03-25-2009, 10:22 AM

Originally Posted by lastrep1234

ha......LOL..Typical reminds me of RI beaches

for sure RI's got a lot of Guido's, and RI public beaches are loaded in summer
We even got em' in CT if you travel to such exotic locations as West Haven
New Jersey leads the nation in shear number of Guido's. And when Guido's get together they act extra Guido. New Jersey leads the nation in taking it to another level, and almost state wide acceptance of Guido culture.

**Kratos** · 03-25-2009, 10:29 AM

I'm pretty sure all the Guido's in the nation look to New Jersey to figure out how to act. They all have a friend from Jersey or a relative or the once lived there. They visit the motherland once in awhile or have friends who do. Somehow all Guido's are tied to New Jersey. It's like playing 6 degrees to Kevin Bacon, only when it comes to Guido's there is only 2 degrees of seperation to New Jersey.

**Reed** · 03-25-2009, 11:28 AM

Hell yeah, all kinds of sluts that like big muscles too!!!!!

I'll see you there Mad Matt!!!!!!

**paulzane** · 03-25-2009, 12:52 PM

Originally Posted by MAD MATT

Im on my way lol...

Just like Blackpool .....lol

**Nooomoto** · 03-25-2009, 12:55 PM

Unfortunately most of these retards migrate down here to Miami for Spring Break. I tend to stay away from South Beach during these tourist-heavy months.

**IM708** · 03-25-2009, 01:27 PM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

Wow... the world would be a better place if we just hosed that beach down with machine gun fire.

Here I'll let you borrow one of these. It will make the world a better place if you succeed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQo4M1gnZu4

**scerpico22** · 03-25-2009, 01:44 PM

Originally Posted by ironmaiden708

Here I'll let you borrow one of these. It will make the world a better place if you succeed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQo4M1gnZu4

how did you get video of my SUV...those clips are classified!

**gixxerboy1** · 03-25-2009, 05:59 PM

Originally Posted by Nooomoto

Unfortunately most of these retards migrate down here to Miami for Spring Break. I tend to stay away from South Beach during these tourist-heavy months.

a lot of south beaches night life relies on the NY/NJ crowd

**Nooomoto** · 03-25-2009, 06:29 PM

Originally Posted by gixxerboy1

a lot of south beaches night life relies on the NY/NJ crowd

A lot of the "night life" establishments are fronts for drug dealers and money laundering operations. There's a lot of cash and glitz flowing around even though this is one of the poorest cities in the country.

Poorest American cities
(Population over 250,000)
Rank City Median household income, 2004
1 Miami, FL $24,031

**Gaspari1255** · 03-25-2009, 07:03 PM

Yeah I live right by there. Gotta deal with these dickheads constantly. but the guidettes are fvcking sexyyy!

**Bojangles69** · 03-25-2009, 11:10 PM

I'm from Central Jerz (never mind my location its for the po po)
And I can tell you as much as I go out I BARELY see any dudes like that with the spikey hair shit.
Guys will gel it but I don't see it styled like that.

Also, for anyone who doesn't like Jersey fvck you. But I do think we should just bomb the entire state cause I'd gladly move to Cali anyday of the week.
I'm glad my crowd is NOTHING like that, more the preppy jock type, but absolutely no guido shit at all. So glad my parents raised me like they did.

Last fight I got into was at Jenks with a guido cause me and his girl were flirting. The second he put his hands on my shoulder I guess he forgot I could consider that assault and punch him in the face. He talked just like one of those deushbags and in about 20 seconds (he was yelling some stuff before I swung) was on the floor holding his face frozen all confused about what to do.

Than I got roughed up pretty good by 4 bouncers and one of his guido boys tried to get a shot and hit the bouncer. As I was getting dragged out I was laughin hysterically, cops let me go when I told them "he *punched* me in the shoulder". But thats a rare occurence I don't go around starting fights like these morons, will still defend myself when I don't have to though =]

**WARMachine** · 03-25-2009, 11:30 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JMOh-cul6M

Guys wanna see my new haircut?

**Gaspari1255** · 03-26-2009, 11:27 AM

Originally Posted by Bojangles69

I'm from Central Jerz (never mind my location its for the po po)
And I can tell you as much as I go out I BARELY see any dudes like that with the spikey hair shit.
Guys will gel it but I don't see it styled like that.

Also, for anyone who doesn't like Jersey fvck you. But I do think we should just bomb the entire state cause I'd gladly move to Cali anyday of the week.
I'm glad my crowd is NOTHING like that, more the preppy jock type, but absolutely no guido shit at all. So glad my parents raised me like they did.

Last fight I got into was at Jenks with a guido cause me and his girl were flirting. The second he put his hands on my shoulder I guess he forgot I could consider that assault and punch him in the face. He talked just like one of those deushbags and in about 20 seconds (he was yelling some stuff before I swung) was on the floor holding his face frozen all confused about what to do.

Than I got roughed up pretty good by 4 bouncers and one of his guido boys tried to get a shot and hit the bouncer. As I was getting dragged out I was laughin hysterically, cops let me go when I told them "he *punched* me in the shoulder". But thats a rare occurence I don't go around starting fights like these morons, will still defend myself when I don't have to though =]

It's more of a North Jersey thing. Where do you happen to live at in NJ?

**gixxerboy1** · 03-26-2009, 03:51 PM

Originally Posted by ******

It's more of a North Jersey thing. Where do you happen to live at in NJ?

you are right. Surf Club is mostly a North Jersey and S I crowd

**iceyash** · 06-25-2009, 08:17 AM

dumb guidos and dumb guidettes, the classiest creatures to come out of jersey....pause..... NOT!!! hence why jersey has sucha bad rep... i need to move to CT asap

**thegodfather** · 06-25-2009, 08:46 AM

I wish the people from long island and the NYC area would find a different place to goto the beach. I dont even bother going anywhere up north, Seaside, forget about it, overrun with f**ks from long island... Ocean city, cape may, ventnor, avalon....much better places if u dont wanna chill at the beach with these excuses for human beings...