Mexican Words JF The Day !

[RA]

Mexican Words JF The Day !


1. *Cheese*
The Teacher Told Pepito To Use The Word Cheese In A Sentence.
Pepito Replies: Maria Likes Me, But Cheese Fat.
2. *Mushroom*
When All My Family Get In The Car,
There's Not Mushroom.
3. *Shoulder*
My Fren Wanted 2 Become A Citizen But She Didn't
Know How To Read So I Shoulder.
4. * Texas *
My Fren Always Texas Me When I'm Not Home
Wondering Where I'm At!
5. *Herpes*
Me And My Fren Ordered Pizza.
I Got Mine Piece And She Got Herpes.
6. *July*
Ju Told Me Ju Were Going To Tha Store
And July To Me! Julyer!
7. *Rectum*
I Had 2 Cars But My Wife Rectum!
8. *Chicken*
I Was Going To Go To The Store With
My Wife But Chicken Go Herself.
9. *Wheelchair*
We Only Have One Enchilada Left,
But Don't Worry Wheelchair.
10. *Chicken-Wing*
My Wife Plays The Lottery So Chicken Wing.
11. *Harassment*
My Wife Caught Me In Bed With Another Women
And I Told Her Honey Harassment Nothing To Me.
12. *Bishop*
My Wife Fell Down The Stair
So I Had To Pick The Bishop.
13. *Body Wash *
I Want To Go To The Club But &n bsp;
No Body Wash My Kids.
14. *Budweiser*
That Women Over There Has A Nice Body, Budweiser Face So Ugly?

[T-MOS]

[scerpico22]

bro, those are great!

personal fav:

5. *Herpes*
Me And My Fren Ordered Pizza.
I Got Mine Piece And She Got Herpes.

[FireGuy]

Damn, I am almost feel guilty for laughing at those. Great stuff.

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

Reported

As in, I just reported all your racist asses.

[zimmy]

Jealous

Those poor white folks are jealous because even though they have accents they still speak atleast 1 more language than they do.

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

hahaha


Im kidding.

[RA]

lol, your all forgiven. The mexican bro that sent me these said your all allowed to laugh.

[firmechicano831]

I laughed. LOL

[BritishColumbian]

I lol'd @ chicken wing.
good stuff!