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  1. 04-28-2009, 01:33 PM #1
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    I Won The Lottery!!!

    I won the lottery and called my wife... I told her the good news and said, "pack your bags baby"! She said, "OMG Surpise me". I got home and asked her if her bags were packed. She said "Yes...where are we going"!

    I then said " Nowhere...get the **** out!"

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  2. 04-28-2009, 01:34 PM #2
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    good one.
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  3. 04-28-2009, 01:35 PM #3
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    A very old joke but still good...
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    I know...but it sure does the job!
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  5. 04-28-2009, 02:21 PM #5
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    but now she is entitled to half of ur money...u could kicked her out and keep all the money.
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  6. 04-28-2009, 02:36 PM #6
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  7. 04-28-2009, 03:48 PM #7
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    ^^^^ lmao
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    whats that green mess on there?
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  9. 04-28-2009, 04:03 PM #9
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    ^^^ I'm so confused. Whats with all the food?
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    Quote Originally Posted by CBGB View Post
    ^^^ I'm so confused. Whats with all the food?
    wondering the same...
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  12. 04-28-2009, 04:14 PM #12
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    Madd is a confused human being who things French fries are called chips; MADNESS !
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    The green stuff is mushy peas...
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    Quote Originally Posted by MAD MATT View Post
    The green stuff is mushy peas...
    Did the UK invent them as well ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    Did the UK invent them as well ?
    Yes and there very nice...
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    Quote Originally Posted by MAD MATT View Post
    The green stuff is mushy peas...
    is that the same as creamed peas?
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    Im not sure what cream peas are lol....^^^
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    Quote Originally Posted by MAD MATT View Post
    Im not sure what cream peas are lol....^^^
    same thing as that green $hit uv been posting my brother

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    Quote Originally Posted by ni4ni View Post
    same thing as that green $hit uv been posting my brother

    hahaha well i guess they are the same lol...
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  20. 04-28-2009, 06:07 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by MAD MATT View Post
    hahaha well i guess they are the same lol...
    need to make sure-remember u r the one that doesn't know the diff btw fries and chips-lol
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  21. 04-29-2009, 04:01 AM #21
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