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  1. 05-03-2009, 01:21 PM #1
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    Language barrier

    So I'm in a situation where a language barrier is prolly going to be keeping me from banging a smoking hot Asian chic! I met her at a club last night and were dancing and getting close and all. Then she puts her name and number in my phone and in broken English asks me my name kisses me and then says "me go home and leaves with her friends. We were dancing for about two hours. Don't really have a question. I guess this is more of a rant. I'm gonna text her and see what happens there.

    I shoulda went for the black chic!!! I just figured I won't have as many opportunities to hook up with an Asian and can u imagine pounding a hot Asian girl who doesn't speak much English. I apologize ahead of time for this pointless rant!
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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    So I'm in a situation where a language barrier is prolly going to be keeping me from banging a smoking hot Asian chic! I met her at a club last night and were dancing and getting close and all. Then she puts her name and number in my phone and in broken English asks me my name kisses me and then says "me go home and leaves with her friends. We were dancing for about two hours. Don't really have a question. I guess this is more of a rant. I'm gonna text her and see what happens there.

    I shoulda went for the black chic!!! I just figured I won't have as many opportunities to hook up with an Asian and can u imagine pounding a hot Asian girl who doesn't speak much English. I apologize ahead of time for this pointless rant!
    shouldn't be a problem bro, actions speak louder than words
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    i fail to see any point in this post......including the banging someone you don't know and maybe can't know because she can't communicate.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    i fail to see any point in this post......including the banging someone you don't know and maybe can't know because she can't communicate.....
    i'm not even gonna comment
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phate View Post
    i'm not even gonna comment
    oh, you're learning....arguing with me is completely pointless
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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    oh, you're learning....arguing with me is completely pointless
    yeah, kinda like your existence
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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    oh, you're learning....arguing with me is completely pointless
    you dont c any other view on life so no your pointless
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    again with the grammar and spelling liable.....jesus man.....learn some english
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    went to thailand once, the have a club called the no hand's club hot looking girls feed you bathed you and then did you
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    Quote Originally Posted by Iron_Pig View Post
    went to thailand once, the have a club called the no hand's club hot looking girls feed you bathed you and then did you
    get a soapy???
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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    We were dancing for about two hours. Don't really have a question. I guess this is more of a rant. I'm gonna text her and see what happens there.

    I apologize ahead of time for this pointless rant!
    you danced with a chick for 2 hrs that doesn't know English well and you didn't seal the deal...damn!

    try not to apologize so much.


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    shouldn't be a problem bro, actions speak louder than words
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    i dated a polish girl that i wound up engaged to. she spoke English but had a heavy accent, She was living with me before i could pronounce her name. I would just call her baby all the time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by derek7m View Post
    you danced with a chick for 2 hrs that doesn't know English well and you didn't seal the deal...damn!

    try not to apologize so much.




    Exactly!
    I was thinking the deal was sealed then bam she vanished like a ninja..... I tried testing her and this is what I got.

    Me: Hey what's up
    Her: I am pine how you
    Me: very tired. So did you have fun last night
    Her: I am ok

    I'm not gonna invest anymore than that. Maybe I should just send her a text saying sucky sucky?

    Ruhlfreak would you like her number so u can correct her grammar?
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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    i fail to see any point in this post......including the banging someone you don't know and maybe can't know because she can't communicate.....

    Are you depressed? Is that your problem?
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    use the international language... body language. Its worked for me countless times
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    The Black chic didnt want you, I got her number, The asian chic gave you a Number to chinese restaurant. Your gonna spend another nite alone son... Sory
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    girls don't even pay attention to what you say. So language barrier is not appliable there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phate View Post
    yeah, kinda like your existence
    OUch...good one Phate
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    Quote Originally Posted by vpchill View Post
    The Black chic didnt want you, I got her number, The asian chic gave you a Number to chinese restaurant. Your gonna spend another nite alone son... Sory
    It wasn't a black chic. I was in a prominently black club so I had quite a few to choose from. I wasn't alone tho I got the married chic to come over.

    Now I think I'm gonna go eat Chinese for lunch
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    Right, and you only need to learn a handful of words to get her in the sack.

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    OUch...good one Phate
    this is just the beginning, i don't know why but he pisses me off big time

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    Right, and you only need to learn a handful of words to get her in the sack.
    agreed^^^ just make sure you remember her name, girls seem to hate it when you yell the wrong name in bed for some reason
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    Seems like to much work just to get some.... I think I'm just gonna move on to the next one
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phate View Post
    this is just the beginning, i don't know why but he pisses me off big time
    I dont why but I had an idea
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    Just learn how to say "Give me sloppy top" In her language. That will break the ice fairley quick
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    i dont know why u r worried abt language...sex has international language.......just help her take off her cloth and rest should be easy....
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    i dont know why u r worried abt language...sex has international language.......just help her take off her cloth and rest should be easy....
    her cloth? what is she wearing a burka?
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    I dated a smoking hot asian chic forever, I eventually learned her language.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MuscleScience View Post
    I dated a smoking hot asian chic forever, I eventually learned her language.
    I take it she atleast had a general understanding of your language upfront
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    agreed^^^ just make sure you remember her name, girls seem to hate it when you yell the wrong name in bed for some reason
    I know...odd
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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1 View Post
    her cloth? what is she wearing a burka?
    hmm...whats that?
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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    I take it she atleast had a general understanding of your language upfront
    Yeah she spoke fluent english, she was a horrible teacher so I learned from her family whom did not speak fluent english....LOL
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