LOL Bored please add to this haha

**Twist** · 05-05-2009, 01:21 AM

You should NOT use steroids when...

You don't know what PCT stands for
your bench press is more than your squat (don't work legs)
you think novedex xt is a good anti estrogen
your only source is the banner at the top of the page
you think aspirating is something you do with your significant other
you don't have a testosterone base
you have to ask if you can drink your gear (lol my favorite question ever)
you think your penis will get smaller
funny version of the sticky

**remotely queued** · 05-05-2009, 01:29 AM

you still live with your parents

**Lightsout2184** · 05-05-2009, 01:33 AM

you currently dont work out and only are going to start because u wanna take gear
you just gained 60 pounds in the last year and want to juice to lose it(real thread)

**remotely queued** · 05-05-2009, 01:36 AM

you're hoping your clit will get smaller

**jackuped** · 05-05-2009, 02:59 AM

first year of taking aas and I passed all 12.

Oops! Is it ass or aas I guess I failed.

**New2Anabolic** · 05-05-2009, 03:46 AM

**jbm** · 05-05-2009, 04:14 AM

**jbm** · 05-05-2009, 04:16 AM

**Matt** · 05-05-2009, 04:46 AM

Twat.....

**vpchill** · 05-05-2009, 04:52 AM

You dont know how to workout and you think Gear will help you.

**DSM4Life** · 05-05-2009, 05:02 AM

Fail

**vpchill** · 05-05-2009, 05:17 AM

Ass Munch?

**collar** · 05-05-2009, 05:53 AM

i will train if i take gear cause then i have a reason.

**stack_it** · 05-05-2009, 08:30 AM

I made sure I was doing all of those before I started. I thought it was a checklist. I guess I should have paid more attention to the title and I wouldn't have hard nipples and a limp dick!

When your diet consists of donuts and mcdonalds value meals
When your 18 and think you've reached your natural potential
When you have one 21g needle to use for your entire 8 week cycle

**calgarian** · 05-05-2009, 09:07 AM

When you think taking juice and masterbating all day will do the trick( real thread)

**stack_it** · 05-05-2009, 09:10 AM

when you think eating your own sprerm will raise your testosterone (real thread)

**calgarian** · 05-05-2009, 09:15 AM

Originally Posted by stack_it

when you think eating your own sprerm will raise your testosterone (real thread)

i remember this one

**Dukkit** · 05-05-2009, 09:18 AM

Originally Posted by remotely queued

you still live with your parents

whoa whoa!!

i live with my wonderful mother

back up!! back up!

lol

**mho** · 05-05-2009, 09:43 AM

Originally Posted by dsm4life

fail

hahaha

**mho** · 05-05-2009, 09:45 AM

Originally Posted by stack_it

when you think eating your own sprerm will raise your testosterone (real thread)

Do you have a link to it?

**stack_it** · 05-05-2009, 10:21 AM

I'm on here on my iPhone so I can't copy and paste. I'm sure someone could find it for you tho.

**CptAmericaX** · 05-05-2009, 10:36 AM

When you need a new drug to put in your body.....

**sigman roid** · 05-05-2009, 11:48 AM

someone who thinks tren and deca is a good first cycle

**calgarian** · 05-05-2009, 11:52 AM

Originally Posted by sigman roid

someone who thinks tren and deca is a good first cycle

u dont need test with deca do you

**Pocketbattleship2B** · 05-05-2009, 03:05 PM

Originally Posted by calgarian

u dont need test with deca do you

No man.Just run a higher dose of deca.Best gains of your life

**chuckt12345** · 05-05-2009, 03:12 PM

#1 04-01-2008, 10:38 PM
Twist
Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2008
Posts: 113

Recommendations for pct cycle

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My cycle is as follows
1cc Sustanon every week
1cc Deca every week
1cc Equipoise every week
What should i use for my pct cycle to keep my hunger and my weight? I want to keep my sex drive up and i lose weight very very easily.
P.S. I am 20 years old and i weigh 145lbs. I live in the US so i can't just go to the store. I have troubles gaining weight (it's impossible).

Your 20 weigh 145 and want to cycle,, sorry OP but dont start trashin if you started out the same

**chuckt12345** · 05-05-2009, 03:14 PM

just messin btw

**calgarian** · 05-05-2009, 03:27 PM

Originally Posted by Pocketbattleship2B

No man.Just run a higher dose of deca .Best gains of your life

yeah man i am tring that my d!ck is hard all the time its crazy

**Pocketbattleship2B** · 05-05-2009, 03:33 PM

You should not use AAS when the health and fitness section of a well known imageboard website is your only source of information on ASS.This actually happens.Guys come on there everyday to ask questions about cycles.