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    Quote Originally Posted by vpchill View Post
    You know what? If you want to be the Man of the hour, Run and get a Bunch of baby books and a teddy bear. Sit down and read with her. I guarantee she will have tears of joy!

    That ones free. The next is $79.95
    DAMN!! That is gold...great idea!!

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    Sam my friend, Go get the Books and the Teddy.

    The 1st thought when a woman finds out she is pregnant is usually insecurity wondering how you really feel about it. Make her secure and show your with her and the baby 100%
    Actions speak loud my friend.

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    Im gonna need a Credit card # next time around Sam... LOL

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    It will be like in boot camp yes sir no sir and everything you do will send her off in to orbit.



    Quote Originally Posted by SampsonandDelilah View Post
    Oh great!! You guys have me going from freaking out...to scared $hitless!!

    I guess I'll just put on my seatbelt and enjoy the ride!!

    I hear the post-partum stuff is no joke.

    I'm alreay practicing in the mirror...."yes dear" "I love you no matter what", "of course I still find you beautiful"!

    anything else I'm missing!!

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    This is what you do Samson. They cant have sex for like 6 weeks after the baby is here. SO STICK IT IN HER BUTT WHENEVER SHE ACTS UP!!!!!!!!

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    But all in all kids rock, untill they can talk back and do the same shit we did when were growing up. I have too teenage daughter's now and the thing that pisses me off is the guys parked in my drive way or on the damn phone calling at diffrent hours of the night.

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    OH ya that will win her over and when he wakes up from the pop knot on his bean and she is standing there holding his dick in here hand that she just cut off .

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    When she starts getting sick from the massive horemone change...which will be coming very soon...You've got about 14-16 weeks of sick chick.

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    oh yeah. and get ready for the "I would like for you to try this. you would never be able to have a baby. if it was up to men to have babies then mankind would cease to exist."

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    Quote Originally Posted by vpchill View Post
    Im gonna need a Credit card # next time around Sam... LOL

    Do you take Diners Club?

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    Since you're freakin. Wait till she's acting normal one minute and then you see her with the thousand yard stare...and then while you're sitting there thinking to yourself "wtf is up with her all the sudden": BLAMO!..she starts bawling and has no idea why.

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    and i know it will be hard but you will have to overcome that feeling of wanting to just punch her right in the face. HaHa

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    bro dont freak out.when this is all said and done you will wonder how you ever lived with out your new child.i have an 8 year old daughter whom is the love of my life. and life with your wife can still be the same as long as you both work for it and keep the fire burning so to speak. im tellin ya bro its gonna be great just stay positive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ghettoboyd View Post
    bro dont freak out.when this is all said and done you will wonder how you ever lived with out your new child.i have an 8 year old daughter whom is the love of my life. and life with your wife can still be the same as long as you both work for it and keep the fire burning so to speak. im tellin ya bro its gonna be great just stay positive.
    Right on brutha!! Thanks man...thats exactly what I needed to hear!

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    Absolutely it will be great. take me and my wife for instance. aside from all the fighting and nagging and the overwhelming feeling to just punch her in the face (which i would never do) things could not be any better.

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    Welcome to fatherhood brother, You are now second fiddle in her life. Oh and forget all the nasty sex you guys use to have, now that she is a mom it stop's.

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    And staying out at night with all your loser friends wait for that one. You will wish you were hit with a truck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mase33 View Post
    Absolutely it will be great. take me and my wife for instance. aside from all the fighting and nagging and the overwhelming feeling to just punch her in the face (which i would never do) things could not be any better.
    right on....congrats man!!

    IMO...woman are pain in the butt (so worth it though) regardless of wheter they are pregnant or not. (I'm sure they become a bigger pain in the butt when prego)

    But whoever said "woman....cant live with them, can't live without them"

    is a a damn genius!

    Seriously though, my wife is cool as $hit. Really my best friend and a real mellow spirit (corny I know). Im the wild and crazy one.

    I'm more worried about being a good dad, person and role model and making sure I'm a good provider. And being all those things that I promised myself I'd never be after growing up with a dick for a Dad.

    and I worry about the health of the baby, and all those things that are out of my control.

    I guess that parts in Gods hands now...I just need to make sure, that I do a good job with the things that I can control.

    It's reassuring to know that you guys had the same fears I'm having and you were able to overcome them and ultimately become great fathers!
    all the way down to the changing diapers part!

    thanks again fellas

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    Congratulations bro! mine is coming this July... I'm excited!

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    Congrats ! Your life is over for the next 18 years !

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    Congrats ! Your life is over for the next 18 years !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phate View Post
    congrats, this is one thread i can't offer advise in as i definitely don't have kids yet, though i raised my little brother all his life so far

    good luck
    phate, you will never be allowed to have kids

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    congrats man. i can only imagine how u feel

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    congrats bro, no kids here but im dumping cumm everywhere. lol

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