You know You are a Guido when you

**Iron_Pig** · 05-12-2009, 09:25 AM

My sister dated guido, and He was a total asshat wore his sweat pants up to his knees and drove a POS comero and had more gold than Mr.T (not u T-MOS) Thought he was so cool he shit ice cubs.

**JiGGaMaN** · 05-12-2009, 10:01 AM

its not a pos camaro, its called an IROC (italian retard out cruisin)

but you know you're italian if you got a kitchen in the basement and plastic wrapped furniture.

***RAGE*** · 05-12-2009, 10:03 AM

Originally Posted by JiGGaMaN

its not a pos camaro, its called an IROC (italian retard out cruisin)

but you know you're italian if you got a kitchen in the basement and plastic wrapped furniture.

OMG,

**Reed** · 05-12-2009, 10:07 AM

when you are the shit like me

**BritishColumbian** · 05-12-2009, 10:44 AM

when you are on the show Growing Up Gotti.

**Akrobatik** · 05-12-2009, 11:15 AM

**vpchill** · 05-12-2009, 11:17 AM

How do you know if your an Eggplant?

**Dukkit** · 05-12-2009, 11:26 AM

how do you know if your an irish bastard?

**bighital** · 05-12-2009, 11:44 AM

Shit...lol...Im a NY ITALIAN, but never like that--My father would of killed me and Im his only son!!

**BritishColumbian** · 05-12-2009, 11:49 AM

Originally Posted by bighital

Shit...lol...Im a NY ITALIAN, but never like that--My father would of killed me and Im his only son!!

LOL what if your daughter brought one of these clowns home HAHAHAHAHA

**SMCengineer** · 05-12-2009, 12:21 PM

...you wear sunglasses that don't provide any shade from the sun and you wear them at night and in clubs.

**Knockout_Power** · 05-12-2009, 01:12 PM

Phuk, half my family looks like that. And the guys kind of do as well, just worse

**WOLFCRAFT** · 05-12-2009, 01:20 PM

when you spend 5 minutes at the gym lifting and then 45 minutes flexing in the mirror.

**Knockout_Power** · 05-12-2009, 01:23 PM

Originally Posted by WOLFCRAFT

when you spend 5 minutes at the gym lifting and then 45 minutes flexing in the mirror.

well ya, I stick to 50 minute workouts. If I could pose longer, I would

**warchild** · 05-12-2009, 02:54 PM

i wonder if that pic of the guy is a member here?

**MuscleScience** · 05-12-2009, 02:59 PM

When you use the phrase: whats that fuucken kid loukin at!

**Schmidty** · 05-12-2009, 03:10 PM

Originally Posted by Akrobatik

OMFG I know a guy that looks just fvckning like that i swear to god LMFAO

**warchild** · 05-12-2009, 03:16 PM

jager bombs jager bombs jager bombs

**gixxerboy1** · 05-12-2009, 03:36 PM

Originally Posted by JiGGaMaN

its not a pos camaro, its called an IROC (italian retard out cruisin)

but you know you're italian if you got a kitchen in the basement and plastic wrapped furniture.

my grandma has a kitchen in the basement. And yes we are italian

**IronReload04** · 05-12-2009, 03:54 PM

I dont know but Italian girls are the hottest for sure.

you can be a guido all you want. But I am bangin your sister because she's smuh-okin'

**Matt** · 05-12-2009, 06:07 PM

**jamyjamjr** · 05-12-2009, 06:12 PM

Originally Posted by Iron_Pig

My sister dated guido, and He was a total asshat wore his sweat pants up to his knees and drove a POS comero and had more gold than Mr.T (not u T-MOS) Thought he was so cool he shit ice cubs.

send her my way bro.. she needs a real man.. lmao

**jbm** · 05-12-2009, 07:19 PM

You're a guido if you are putting lip gloss in you over sized anus like lips!

**thegodfather** · 05-12-2009, 07:33 PM

If you are under 40 yrs old and ever say- "Fahhhget about itttt"

If you ever claim to "know people"

If you drive a 3-series BMW that you didnt pay for (this is a dead ringer for guidos)

**Knockout_Power** · 05-12-2009, 07:35 PM

I had a camaro, but it was a 69... is this acceptable? For the record, I never wanted an IROC

**MACKATTACK** · 05-12-2009, 07:56 PM

Originally Posted by thegodfather

If you are under 40 yrs old and ever say- "Fahhhget about itttt"

If you ever claim to "know people"

If you drive a 3-series BMW that you didnt pay for (this is a dead ringer for guidos)

A 3 series BMW is not the ringer, Mercedes is, and yes i drive a 335i but i pay for my own car and home.......I am Italian too....

**thegodfather** · 05-12-2009, 08:01 PM

Originally Posted by MACKATTACK

A 3 series BMW is not the ringer, Mercedes is, and yes i drive a 335i but i pay for my own car and home.......I am Italian too....

I beg to differ, the 3-series is the signature car of the 17-25 yr old guido. The key though is that THEY DIDNT PAY FOR IT.....If you bought it, most likely you are not a guido because you actually have a job making more than minimum wage. Remember, guidos dont work, if they do, they are either union laborers or landscapers...lol

**Iron_Pig** · 05-12-2009, 08:06 PM

Fahhhget about itttt

Originally Posted by MACKATTACK

A 3 series BMW is not the ringer, Mercedes is, and yes i drive a 335i but i pay for my own car and home.......I am Italian too....

**IronReload04** · 05-12-2009, 08:09 PM

wait, wasnt there like 2 threads about this today?

**Knockout_Power** · 05-12-2009, 08:24 PM

Originally Posted by IronReload04

wait, wasnt there like 2 threads about this today?

yah, but this is serious. Every chanel on tv cant stop talking about swine flu and this appears to be spreading at a much faster rate. I already feel the urge to go buy tanning minutes and some lard for my hair

**reardbandit** · 05-12-2009, 08:40 PM

This is a pretty funny thread...

**jbm** · 05-12-2009, 08:41 PM

guido rules!

**Bojangles69** · 05-12-2009, 09:12 PM

Comeonnnnn, I KNOW there are some genuine guidos on this board its a gdamn steroid forum. Come on and fess up.. be a proud guido.

**Bojangles69** · 05-12-2009, 09:46 PM

I was thinking about the fact that when I was younger (like 10 years ago) my older brother was a "guido".
But its funny because back then the only thing that made him a guido was a go-tee, shaved head and one earing.
NOTHING like the guidos today, in fact, he still looks the same but its weird how hes become a nonguido (even though he hasnt changed) because of the gotti breed of guidos.
And thats who I put all the blame on, that stupid fvcking gotti show that came out years ago. Because Im sure a mass of virgin italian boys saw those mfkrs looking the way they do and getting chicks and thinking they can get chicks by looking like a deushbag too.
Buts its funny if you think of what a guido *use to be* and a guido now, the guidos of the past have literally became just avg folk because modern guidos have pushed the envelope that far.. makes me sad to be italian.

**amcon** · 05-12-2009, 11:31 PM

Originally Posted by JiGGaMaN

its not a pos camaro, its called an IROC (italian retard out cruisin)

but you know you're italian if you got a kitchen in the basement and plastic wrapped furniture.

man that is freaking funny!!!!

**amcon** · 05-12-2009, 11:37 PM

you know your italian when you yell obsenities at chubby chicks and think your giveing them a compliment

you know your italian when you pull chicks just because your such a bad ass italian stepping in your iroc with lip gloss

**eatrainrest** · 05-12-2009, 11:38 PM

Originally Posted by Akrobatik

this guy is mall security at the mall i go to and just walks around all 5'4 of him and stares peopel down... has to be the funniest thing ever

**amcon** · 05-12-2009, 11:38 PM

you know your italian when black guys are thinking "wow, that guy can pee from three feet from the urinal" (hung like an italian)

**eatrainrest** · 05-12-2009, 11:42 PM

i love when people knock on italians and generalize guido as that term.. ive sseen a wannab guido of every single race possible

**hero717** · 05-12-2009, 11:45 PM

def got second that italian girls are hot, but some act liek real fuken aholes those i hate, but yes i think best sex i had was italian girls. ohh wait greek was amazin too..wow i feel like an italian braggin so much lol