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    You Know your on TEST when

    When you wife tell's you never touch her again till your test cycle is over. The dog will not come around you because you like the way he walk's.
    Or you'r alway's touching your self (like guido's do) and haveing to rub one out.
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    when you walk around all day like this:


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    When you start looking at family members in a sexual way...

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    You know you're on test when you can't even distinguish between you're and your. Or should that be you know you're retarded when?

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    When your balls are smaller than your wifes?

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    <------ when your almost 41 years old and you feel like your 16 again, when you get a good pump mowing the lawn. People wont stop staring at you. Your G/F loves your new labido more than ever. I could go on & on & on, god I test!

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    You nasty man


    Quote Originally Posted by MAD MATT View Post
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    Sorry for that master I keep for getting your perfect



    Quote Originally Posted by MASTER View Post
    You know you're on test when you can't even distinguish between you're and your. Or should that be you know you're retarded when?

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    ^^^^^hahahahaha

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    you jerk off 3 times a day...fvck a chick during lunch time and then see if wife is willing to put up in the evening.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MAD MATT View Post
    When you think its no big deal being a rapist...
    What is the Big Deal?

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    When you run into the bathroom door in the morining and knock the mother fuvker over.......when you wake up in the middle of the night and have sex with your wife.....after you have sex with your wife and rub on off to your buddies wifes.....when you smell like a can of tuna.......when you fart smell like death.....when you cant pass a girls without think how bad you want to fuvk her and her mother at the sametime....

    shit that is me all the time.......but then again trt baby....

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    ...you've just injected it.

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    ... you are me.

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    ... when you dont need to be drunk to sleep with a chubby chick.

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    when you put peanut butter on you nuts and let your dog lick it off....



    what I Know all you fuvkers do this....

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    ... when you dont need to be drunk to sleep with a chubby chick.
    There is nothing wrong with hoggen, in florida it is a sport.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by prone2rage View Post
    There is nothing wrong with hoggen, in florida it is a sport.......
    its a sport in most towns

    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    its a sport in most towns

    lol
    In canada its a way of life.

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    when you wake up naked next to your sister

    wait... i dont think i was on test when that happened

    nevermind

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    when you are constantly limping around:

    either from prop injections or from leg day

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    when you run into the wall with a boner and you break your nose

    oh wait

    darn

    whoops let that one slip

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reed View Post
    when you run into the wall with a boner and you break your nose

    oh wait

    darn

    whoops let that one slip

    either you have a big nose or small d!ck like matt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BritishColumbian View Post
    In canada its a way of life.
    I thought I was the only one playing this game.

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    Quote Originally Posted by prone2rage View Post
    When you run into the bathroom door in the morining and knock the mother fuvker over.......when you wake up in the middle of the night and have sex with your wife.....after you have sex with your wife and rub on off to your buddies wifes.....when you smell like a can of tuna.......when you fart smell like death.....when you cant pass a girls without think how bad you want to fuvk her and her mother at the sametime....

    shit that is me all the time.......but then again trt baby....
    Its normal for me except getting laid in the middle of night with wife its always somebody different and my wife is a sound sleeper

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post

    either you have a big nose or small d!ck like matt.
    that or his dick just went through the door, lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phate View Post
    that or his dick just went through the door, lol
    glory hole???

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    glory hole???
    nope, just was harder than the door, lol, miracles of test i guess

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phate View Post
    that or his dick just went through the door, lol
    Phate got it right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reed View Post
    Phate got it right.
    i am glad I know how to get rid of blue balls .....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phate View Post
    nope, just was harder than the door, lol, miracles of test i guess
    we all been there......i need to find loose pans from my past to accommodate the bulge.

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    when your girl wakes you up @ 3am cause you were dry humping her leg

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    I start notice everything a women wear then fanticise about how she look when it was removed and then what would i do to her assets and by that time I wanna hump any girl and I mean any girl I am away 3 weeks getting to that condition again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    you jerk off 3 times a day...fvck a chick during lunch time and then see if wife is willing to put up in the evening.
    3 times a day? Bro I do that when NOT ON TEST, even with sex I have to rub it 6 times a day.

    It is such a pain in the ass when you are horny and your dick is "ughhh not now, i need to rest"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Immortal Soldier View Post
    3 times a day? Bro I do that when NOT ON TEST, even with sex I have to rub it 6 times a day.

    It is such a pain in the ass when you are horny and your dick is "ughhh not now, i need to rest"
    sound like wives or Girlfriends

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    you jerk off 3 times a day...fvck a chick during lunch time and then see if wife is willing to put up in the evening.
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    sound like wives or Girlfriends

    Or erectile dysfunction, I think I have rubbed my way to ED

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    Quote Originally Posted by Immortal Soldier View Post
    Or erectile dysfunction, I think I have rubbed my way to ED
    cialas?????

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