Sarcastic thread about LE and juice

**inky-e** · 05-14-2009, 06:08 PM

Hello everybody..I am a police officer..I've been on the force for many years...during this time I've arrested several people for possession of Anabolic Steroids , I've taken them to jail and some have served lengthy prison sentences. In recent years I've taken up weight lifting solely as a result of observing just how big and strong some of these juiceheads were that I've arrested, fortunately none of them resisted when I was arresting them. I have come to the conclusion that I have to be prepared in case one day one of these enormous guys fights back when I am in the process of cuffing them. I have decided that the only solution is for me to use the same anabolic steroids that these guys use, thats why I am coming here to get advice on what steroids are going to help me do my job better as I am arresting these criminals that possess steroids..I figured I may as well reach out to the same scumbags that I put in jail..as they obviously know what it takes to get huge. Normally I would NEVER associate myself with you "criminal types"..but I am making an exception as I am above the law that I enforce on a daily basis...so can you please set up one of those cycle thingies that will make me invincible...that way I am assured that I will get home to my family..unlike the juiceheads that I put in prison.

I welcome your replies...flame if you want...I really don't care....I believe there is a thing called freedom of speach...IDK..there was this thing called the bill of rights...maybe it has expired...

**mho** · 05-14-2009, 06:11 PM

lol

**Pocketbattleship2B** · 05-14-2009, 06:11 PM

Originally Posted by inky-e

Hello everybody..I am a police officer..I've been on the force for many years...during this time I've arrested several people for possession of Anabolic Steroids , I've taken them to jail and some have served lengthy prison sentences. In recent years I've taken up weight lifting solely as a result of observing just how big and strong some of these juiceheads were that I've arrested, fortunately none of them resisted when I was arresting them. I have come to the conclusion that I have to be prepared in case one day one of these enormous guys fights back when I am in the process of cuffing them. I have decided that the only solution is for me to use the same anabolic steroids that these guys use, thats why I am coming here to get advice on what steroids are going to help me do my job better as I am arresting these criminals that possess steroids..I figured I may as well reach out to the same scumbags that I put in jail..as they obviously know what it takes to get huge. Normally I would NEVER associate myself with you "criminal types"..but I am making an exception as I am above the law that I enforce on a daily basis...so can you please set up one of those cycle thingies that will make me invincible...that way I am assured that I will get home to my family..unlike the juiceheads that I put in prison.

I welcome your replies...flame if you want...I really don't care....I believe there is a thing called freedom of speach...IDK..there was this thing called the bill of rights...maybe it has expired...

I didn't break the law, I AM THE LAW.

**Ernst** · 05-14-2009, 06:12 PM

**Matt** · 05-14-2009, 06:13 PM

Originally Posted by inky-e

Hello everybody..I am a police officer..I've been on the force for many years...during this time I've arrested several people for possession of Anabolic Steroids , I've taken them to jail and some have served lengthy prison sentences. In recent years I've taken up weight lifting solely as a result of observing just how big and strong some of these juiceheads were that I've arrested, fortunately none of them resisted when I was arresting them. I have come to the conclusion that I have to be prepared in case one day one of these enormous guys fights back when I am in the process of cuffing them. I have decided that the only solution is for me to use the same anabolic steroids that these guys use, thats why I am coming here to get advice on what steroids are going to help me do my job better as I am arresting these criminals that possess steroids..I figured I may as well reach out to the same scumbags that I put in jail..as they obviously know what it takes to get huge. Normally I would NEVER associate myself with you "criminal types"..but I am making an exception as I am above the law that I enforce on a daily basis...so can you please set up one of those cycle thingies that will make me invincible...that way I am assured that I will get home to my family..unlike the juiceheads that I put in prison.

I welcome your replies...flame if you want...I really don't care....I believe there is a thing called freedom of speach...IDK..there was this thing called the bill of rights...maybe it has expired...

Fvcking awesome post lol

**Hunter-S-Thompson** · 05-14-2009, 06:13 PM

ah, more police bashing... gotta love it

**inky-e** · 05-14-2009, 06:18 PM

Originally Posted by Hunter-S-Thompson

ah, more police bashing... gotta love it

Maybe a little...I wrote this totally tongue in cheek...but if you take a real good honest look at it...there is a ring of truth to it.

***T-MOS*** · 05-14-2009, 06:22 PM

I want a thread about asshole Janitors

I want a thread about asshole Doctors

I want a thread about asshole Steroid Board users

Oh and lets not forget to start a thread about what we hate about GOD, Buddha, Mohammad, the government, Gays, Jews, Blacks, Whites, Spics, WOPs, Hitler, Asians, Lesbians, Dogs, Cats, Mice, The tooth fairy, How Santa didn't give you what you wanted, Life, Death, Space, Killer Monkeys, Rice burners vs Road Bikes, blah blah blah blah blah, yadda yadda yadda

I hope all these stupid threads make your lives more meaningful and that you sleep better at night.

**higherdesire** · 05-14-2009, 06:22 PM

I have nothing against police. I have a great deal against the divkhedz in uniform that use their badge to supplement their ego. When I see a cop beat someone, like in DSM's thread today, I could loose my mind. I want to riot. On the other side of the equation I had an associate that got pulled over for a taillight out and got out and killed a cop in Houston. He is on death row now and that is where he belongs.

As for the guy on here that we are refering to he needs to choose a side and get on it IMHO. Can't stand that shit.

**illwillogical** · 05-14-2009, 06:23 PM

You have no freedom of speech, LOL you will be banned if you say something I don't agree with!

**Hunter-S-Thompson** · 05-14-2009, 06:23 PM

Originally Posted by inky-e

Maybe a little...I wrote this totally tongue in cheek...but if you take a real good honest look at it...there is a ring of truth to it.

theres plenty of truth to it lol i got the point... maybe "bashing" was the wrong phrase

**scottythebody** · 05-14-2009, 06:28 PM

You clearly need to do a cycle of sust, it will make you fight better which will come in handy when trying to arrest some of us scumbags

**inky-e** · 05-14-2009, 06:40 PM

Originally Posted by T-MOS

I want a thread about asshole Janitors

I want a thread about asshole Doctors

I want a thread about asshole Steroid Board users

Oh and lets not forget to start a thread about what we hate about GOD, Buddha, Mohammad, the government, Gays, Jews, Blacks, Whites, Spics, WOPs, Hitler, Asians, Lesbians, Dogs, Cats, Mice, The tooth fairy, How Santa didn't give you what you wanted, Life, Death, Space, Killer Monkeys, Rice burners vs Road Bikes, blah blah blah blah blah, yadda yadda yadda

I hope all these stupid threads make your lives more meaningful and that you sleep better at night.

You have obviously missed the point about freedom of speech.. do these threads make MY life more meaningful..NO!!..but just knowing they upset you helps alot!

**inky-e** · 05-14-2009, 06:41 PM

Originally Posted by inky-e

You have obviously missed the point about freedom of speech.. do these threads make MY life more meaningful..NO!!..but just knowing they upset you helps alot!

Maybe you're a cop??

**inky-e** · 05-14-2009, 06:45 PM

Originally Posted by T-MOS

I want a thread about asshole Janitors

I want a thread about asshole Doctors

I want a thread about asshole Steroid Board users

Oh and lets not forget to start a thread about what we hate about GOD, Buddha, Mohammad, the government, Gays, Jews, Blacks, Whites, Spics, WOPs, Hitler, Asians, Lesbians, Dogs, Cats, Mice, The tooth fairy, How Santa didn't give you what you wanted, Life, Death, Space, Killer Monkeys, Rice burners vs Road Bikes, blah blah blah blah blah, yadda yadda yadda

I hope all these stupid threads make your lives more meaningful and that you sleep better at night.

Honestly if you ride a ricer..you're a doosh!!..( except for my friend BIG!!)

**CHAP** · 05-14-2009, 06:46 PM

May be that cop needds to read the thread where the guy said he took aas because he thought it would make him fight better then he got in a fight and got his a$$ beat. Can antone find that funny sh!t.

**BritishColumbian** · 05-14-2009, 07:16 PM

LOL Inky are you a schizophrenic? you were comenting on your own comments? anyway I laffed out loud.

**Big** · 05-14-2009, 07:18 PM

Originally Posted by inky-e

Honestly if you ride a ricer..you're a doosh!!..( except for my friend BIG!!)

Woohoo!!!

**Big** · 05-14-2009, 07:19 PM

Originally Posted by inky-e

Maybe you're a cop??

that guy is eyeballing you Ink...

***T-MOS*** · 05-14-2009, 07:21 PM

Originally Posted by inky-e

You have obviously missed the point about freedom of speech.. do these threads make MY life more meaningful..NO!!..but just knowing they upset you helps alot!

Nothing wrong with freedom of speech, but be careful , this isn't YOUR board, so the rules of the board dictate what can and can't be posted, so your FREEDOM of speech is limited by the OWNER of this board

am I a cop??? NO, but I just feel all these asinine threads started to perpetuate hate for one occupation or one race or whatever it is you don't like at the moment, are counter productive, and just cause me more work to monitor to make sure they don't get out of hand......

and BTW, I ride a HARLEY !!!

**inky-e** · 05-14-2009, 07:26 PM

Originally Posted by BritishColumbian

LOL Inky are you a schizophrenic? you were comenting on your own comments? anyway I laffed out loud.

LOl...I think I lost what was left of my mind for a minute!!llol...Its been a real fun night tonight,..I needed to laugh..and have gotten plenty of it!!!

**jbm** · 05-14-2009, 07:27 PM

Originally Posted by inky-e

Hello everybody..I am a police officer..I've been on the force for many years...during this time I've arrested several people for possession of Anabolic Steroids , I've taken them to jail and some have served lengthy prison sentences. In recent years I've taken up weight lifting solely as a result of observing just how big and strong some of these juiceheads were that I've arrested, fortunately none of them resisted when I was arresting them. I have come to the conclusion that I have to be prepared in case one day one of these enormous guys fights back when I am in the process of cuffing them. I have decided that the only solution is for me to use the same anabolic steroids that these guys use, thats why I am coming here to get advice on what steroids are going to help me do my job better as I am arresting these criminals that possess steroids..I figured I may as well reach out to the same scumbags that I put in jail..as they obviously know what it takes to get huge. Normally I would NEVER associate myself with you "criminal types"..but I am making an exception as I am above the law that I enforce on a daily basis...so can you please set up one of those cycle thingies that will make me invincible...that way I am assured that I will get home to my family..unlike the juiceheads that I put in prison.

I welcome your replies...flame if you want...I really don't care....I believe there is a thing called freedom of speach...IDK..there was this thing called the bill of rights...maybe it has expired...

**inky-e** · 05-14-2009, 07:27 PM

Originally Posted by T-MOS

Nothing wrong with freedom of speech, but be careful , this isn't YOUR board, so the rules of the board dictate what can and can't be posted, so your FREEDOM of speech is limited by the OWNER of this board

am I a cop??? NO, but I just feel all these asinine threads started to perpetuate hate for one occupation or one race or whatever it is you don't like at the moment, are counter productive, and just cause me more work to monitor to make sure they don't get out of hand......

and BTW, I ride a HARLEY !!!

On the front or the back????lol jk

**inky-e** · 05-14-2009, 07:28 PM

Originally Posted by jbm

He must be natty!! Cause steroids are illegal!! lol

**jbm** · 05-14-2009, 07:29 PM

Originally Posted by inky-e

He must be natty!! Cause steroids are illegal!! lol

Why he doesn't arrest himself? lolol!

**Iron_Pig** · 05-14-2009, 07:31 PM

You for got Spanish speaking Oriental blond's what the hells wrong with you T.

Originally Posted by T-MOS

I want a thread about asshole Janitors

I want a thread about asshole Doctors

I want a thread about asshole Steroid Board users

Oh and lets not forget to start a thread about what we hate about GOD, Buddha, Mohammad, the government, Gays, Jews, Blacks, Whites, Spics, WOPs, Hitler, Asians, Lesbians, Dogs, Cats, Mice, The tooth fairy, How Santa didn't give you what you wanted, Life, Death, Space, Killer Monkeys, Rice burners vs Road Bikes, blah blah blah blah blah, yadda yadda yadda

I hope all these stupid threads make your lives more meaningful and that you sleep better at night.

**Ernst** · 05-14-2009, 07:31 PM

Originally Posted by inky-e

On the front or the back????lol jk

**Iron_Pig** · 05-14-2009, 07:32 PM

He would have to put the Doug-nuts down they hate that.

**jfalco** · 05-14-2009, 07:33 PM

Originally Posted by inky-e

Hello everybody..I am a police officer..I've been on the force for many years...during this time I've arrested several people for possession of Anabolic Steroids , I've taken them to jail and some have served lengthy prison sentences. In recent years I've taken up weight lifting solely as a result of observing just how big and strong some of these juiceheads were that I've arrested, fortunately none of them resisted when I was arresting them. I have come to the conclusion that I have to be prepared in case one day one of these enormous guys fights back when I am in the process of cuffing them. I have decided that the only solution is for me to use the same anabolic steroids that these guys use, thats why I am coming here to get advice on what steroids are going to help me do my job better as I am arresting these criminals that possess steroids..I figured I may as well reach out to the same scumbags that I put in jail..as they obviously know what it takes to get huge. Normally I would NEVER associate myself with you "criminal types"..but I am making an exception as I am above the law that I enforce on a daily basis...so can you please set up one of those cycle thingies that will make me invincible...that way I am assured that I will get home to my family..unlike the juiceheads that I put in prison.

I welcome your replies...flame if you want...I really don't care....I believe there is a thing called freedom of speach...IDK..there was this thing called the bill of rights...maybe it has expired...

Best post ever. You are my new hero!

***T-MOS*** · 05-14-2009, 07:34 PM

Originally Posted by inky-e

On the front or the back????lol jk

OUCH !!!!

You get the point for that one !!

**inky-e** · 05-14-2009, 07:39 PM

Originally Posted by T-MOS

OUCH !!!!

You get the point for that one !!

You know this is all bullsheet.....we're just having fun here..sometimes at the expense of others....which then makes it really really fun!!

**inky-e** · 05-14-2009, 07:40 PM

Originally Posted by jbm

Why he doesn't arrest himself? lolol!

He would probably put up a good fight.(against himself)..llol

**PIGPEN8181** · 05-14-2009, 07:58 PM

Maybe they can help you take em down.

***T-MOS*** · 05-14-2009, 08:10 PM

Originally Posted by PIGPEN8181

Maybe they can help you take em down.

They can arrest me ANYTIME, but I guarantee i will be resisting arrest

**higherdesire** · 05-14-2009, 08:23 PM

Originally Posted by pigpen8181

maybe they can help you take em down.

come and get me copper!

**WARMachine** · 05-14-2009, 08:31 PM

Originally Posted by T-MOS

I want a thread about asshole Janitors

I want a thread about asshole Doctors

I want a thread about asshole Steroid Board users

Oh and lets not forget to start a thread about what we hate about GOD, Buddha, Mohammad, the government, Gays, Jews, Blacks, Whites, Spics, WOPs, Hitler, Asians, Lesbians, Dogs, Cats, Mice, The tooth fairy, How Santa didn't give you what you wanted, Life, Death, Space, Killer Monkeys, Rice burners vs Road Bikes, blah blah blah blah blah, yadda yadda yadda

I hope all these stupid threads make your lives more meaningful and that you sleep better at night.

Prone started like 3 threads about BgMc and JS.

**inky-e** · 05-14-2009, 08:51 PM

Alright I've had more fun and laughs tonight than I have ever had on here...so now i'M GOING TO BED...WITH MY WIFE...WHILE THE IMAGE OF THOSE HOT BITCHES IN UNIFORM IS FRESH IN MY MIND!! LOL......gOOD NIGHT YOU SICK FUKKS!!

**higherdesire** · 05-14-2009, 08:57 PM

Originally Posted by inky-e

Alright I've had more fun and laughs tonight than I have ever had on here...so now i'M GOING TO BED...WITH MY WIFE...WHILE THE IMAGE OF THOSE HOT BITCHES IN UNIFORM IS FRESH IN MY MIND!! LOL......gOOD NIGHT YOU SICK FUKKS!!

ALL LIES! you know you will be thinking of csars smooth lubed up ass!

***RAGE*** · 05-14-2009, 11:12 PM

Originally Posted by WARMachine

Prone started like 3 threads about BgMc and JS.

This is a true statement, but they are both cum sucking, aids infected, lying, dumb ass, retards.

***T-MOS*** · 05-15-2009, 03:26 AM

Originally Posted by prone2rage

This is a true statement, but they are both cum sucking, aids infected, lying, dumb ass, retards.

Hey Prone, quit holding back bud, tell us how you really feel......lolol

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