Train me to be a killer....

[DSM4Life]

Birds keep shitting on my car, how can i kill all the surround birds in my area without anyone knowing im the killer ?

[warchild]

i heard alka selzter

[*RAGE*]

I would dress up like a ninja with a bb gun and pop up and shot a couple of then then throw a smoke bomb and run off, then continue till the birds are gone. O get a shit load of cats and turn them lose....fireworks bottle rockets work well, but I like the ninja idea better and you know you like to dress up you big sexy mother fuvker..

[mho]

Set up a bird feeder with seed and dark chocolate (not milk chocolate).

[mho]

Oh here's something badass too.

http://www.berkscountybirdclub.com/i...t%20Trying.pdf

Just do the don'ts..

[MuscleScience]

A pellet gun with a scope so you can shoot them at a distance.

[firmechicano831]

get rid of the car, they hate it.

[Sir Lifts-a-lot]

Where are you parking that you have birds pooping that much on it? When I lived in CC Philly I rarely had bird poop on my car. I was right off of S.Broad on Walnut.

[CSAR]

I've heard Minute Rice is lethal to birds, but I think there would be more humane ways to get rid of them. If you live in the city and don't want to cause problems with your neighbors, contact an ornithologist (if available) from your local university. They may be able to give you some advice regarding your problem.

[MuscleScience]

I say you kill them all, cause they would sure as shit try to kill you if they had the chance!

[CHAP]

I know a great way but you should get a cover for your car you can wash. Hella s soon as you kill them others will gome to the area cuz there gone.

[CptAmericaX]

A pellet gun with a scope so you can shoot them at a distance.

Had a buddy do it all deployment in iraq, and the they startetd putting out in the morning meetings that the bird killings needed to stop, but did they... I think not

[CSAR]

I say you kill them all, cause they would sure as shit try to kill you if they had the chance!

[jbm]

put a sign or a warning!

[spywizard]

you are looking for a bird poison that you can add to a feeder.. but it would be commercial grade and you typically need a license to buy it..

except in texas

[FireGuy]

it could all be one big coincidence......

[spywizard]

for dogs it's anti freeze..

but birds won't mess with it..

[spywizard]

found it..

Proceed carefully, however. The Migratory Bird Treaty and Endangered Species acts prohibit the trapping, possession, or killing of most birds, their eggs and nests, without a permit. If you cannot positively identify the birds, consult bird authorities before you attempt to control them. Only house sparrows (Passer domesticus), starlings (Sternus vulgaris) and pigeons (Columba livia) are not protected by state or federal law. However, local ordinances may protect these birds. Be sure to check with local authorities before attempting control.

http://www.idph.state.il.us/envhealth/pcbirds.htm

[jbm]

Put a net above your car!

[DSM4Life]

It just recently started and im getting pissed. This is the 3rd wash in 2 weeks. I was thinking of a bird feeder with poison in it. You think the neighbors would think it was me when they see 50 dead birds under my bird feeder ?

[Bojangles69]

Lmao, if you wanna have some REAL fun take one of those electric blue fly zappers, take the cage off, and put bird seed on the inside.

Could you imagine how long it would take to elecrocute a single bird to death?

Youd only have to kill one, word will spread amongst fellow birds about the sick fvck that electrocuted their buddy, and they'd fly north or some shit

[jbm]

It just recently started and im getting pissed. This is the 3rd wash in 2 weeks. I was thinking of a bird feeder with poison in it. You think the neighbors would think it was me when they see 50 dead birds under my bird feeder ?

Hehe! If they don't have evidence... Do your neighbors also experience this?

[DSM4Life]

Hehe! If they don't have evidence... Do your neighbors also experience this?

Who cares about them

Lmao, if you wanna have some REAL fun take one of those electric blue fly zappers, take the cage off, and put bird seed on the inside.

Could you imagine how long it would take to elecrocute a single bird to death?

Youd only have to kill one, word will spread amongst fellow birds about the sick fvck that electrocuted their buddy, and they'd fly north or some shit

I like it....a lot.

[DSM4Life]

[jbm]

Ok then! poison the damn birds ASAP!

[DSM4Life]

I would really like to trap them all in a cage, then shit on them.

[jbm]

I would really like to trap them all in a cage, then shit on them.

better! post some pics ok?

[T-MOS]

just get a plastic owl and stick it on your roof of the car , the birds will stay away from it

[jbm]

just get a plastic owl and stick it on your roof of the car , the birds will stay away from it

[DSM4Life]

just get a plastic owl and stick it on your roof of the car , the birds will stay away from it

Hmmm that might be better then killing the entire bird population on my block. Although i still really like Bo's idea....

[jbm]

Hmmm that might be better then killing the entire bird population on my block. Although i still really like Bo's idea....

But they might return for revenge!

[T-MOS]

Lmao, if you wanna have some REAL fun take one of those electric blue fly zappers, take the cage off, and put bird seed on the inside.

Could you imagine how long it would take to elecrocute a single bird to death?

Youd only have to kill one, word will spread amongst fellow birds about the sick fvck that electrocuted their buddy, and they'd fly north or some shit

OR, they would organize, and turn on you and instead of shitting on your car , they would peck you to death......just sayin....

[amcon]

I would dress up like a ninja with a bb gun and pop up and shot a couple of then then throw a smoke bomb and run off, then continue till the birds are gone. O get a shit load of cats and turn them lose....fireworks bottle rockets work well, but I like the ninja idea better and you know you like to dress up you big sexy mother fuvker..

lol... he is not kidding ^^^^ he did that with his neighbor - and they left!!! or just get an owl

[jbm]

I would dress up like a ninja with a bb gun and pop up and shot a couple of then then throw a smoke bomb and run off, then continue till the birds are gone. O get a shit load of cats and turn them lose....fireworks bottle rockets work well, but I like the ninja idea better and you know you like to dress up you big sexy mother fuvker..

[amcon]

you are so freaking funny!!!

[zimmy]

you are looking for a bird poison that you can add to a feeder.. but it would be commercial grade and you typically need a license to buy it..

except in texas

Yep they sell it everywhere here. :P Gotta watch out though... it kills squirrels and makes dogs / cats vomit / sh*t everywhere

[gixxerboy1]

Hmmm that might be better then killing the entire bird population on my block. Although i still really like Bo's idea....

no reason you cant do both

[scerpico22]

just get a plastic owl and stick it on your roof of the car , the birds will stay away from it

nope thats a tale...i have a tiki hut with four owls in it...birds dont give a FVCK!!!!

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

or maybe its just miami birds....

[jbm]

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[jbm]

This birds are evil!