Train me to be a killer....

[thai-lan]

I would dress up like a ninja with a bb gun and pop up and shot a couple of then then throw a smoke bomb and run off, then continue till the birds are gone.

x2


or else just get a rat glue traps

[*RAGE*]

[sigman roid]

just get a plastic owl and stick it on your roof of the car , the birds will stay away from it

but t will it stop them from shvtting on it from 3 miles up..lol

[*RAGE*]

you fairies can fly, so just fly up there and kick the birds ass

[MACKATTACK]

What kind of car do you have??

[Iron_Pig]

Use rice it will swell up in their stomach and they die

Birds keep shitting on my car, how can i kill all the surround birds in my area without anyone knowing im the killer ?

[jbm]

What kind of car do you have??

My gift to DSM!

[beatango2008]

hire me and I will take the birds out lol

[xo3et]

Meet the bird leader, come to some kind of agreement where you pay him 10seeds a day and he will tell his birds to s*it on next doors car and not yours. If you sense the chance to take him out during the meeting be sure to take his head clean off place on a tooth pic and parade this from the roof of your car, they will be scared shi*less. Trust me

[vpchill]

Tell them your gay. Most birds are gay, they will show you respekt. Stop parking under trees too. Thats Gay.

lol

[J431S]

Birds keep shitting on my car, how can i kill all the surround birds in my area without anyone knowing im the killer ?

find out their favorite seeds to eat...then poison those seeds in an attempt to retain and feed.

[Matt]

Sell your car and use a bus....

[RANA]

Kill them with kindness

[quarry206]

some birds ejaculate up to 45 times a day... are you sure the white stuff is poop???

[Matt]

I watched this thing on tv the other day, its was about this bird that can fly none stop for six years without landing.......

[romo6]

I love birds.I have two for pets.

[Bio-boosted]

You gotta think *animal*.
To put them off you need to mark your territory. Shit on your own car

[jbm]

I love birds.I have two for pets.

Also got 2 birds.....

[jbm]

[Tigershark]

I would dress up like a ninja with a bb gun and pop up and shot a couple of then then throw a smoke bomb and run off, then continue till the birds are gone. O get a shit load of cats and turn them lose....fireworks bottle rockets work well, but I like the ninja idea better and you know you like to dress up you big sexy mother fuvker..

When I read the first sentence I laughed and spit all over my lap top screen.

[romo6]

Also got 2 birds.....

Hey awesome bro.

[DSM4Life]

Im good at pleasing birds but not really at killing them !

[ni4ni]

so fuvking true...esp on the windshields.

[J431S]

so fuvking true...esp on the windshields.

lol:

[sonysucks]

Dude...there may be an explanation...are the birds (first is it plural or is it just one) shitting on the roof and hood...or on the window and door....are they flitting around the car and even getting their feet and wings in their own shit? are you under a power pole or lines???
are your windows tinted?
The explanation is a funny one...just answer the questions first...

[DSM4Life]

Dude...there may be an explanation...are the birds (first is it plural or is it just one) shitting on the roof and hood...or on the window and door....are they flitting around the car and even getting their feet and wings in their own shit? are you under a power pole or lines???
are your windows tinted?
The explanation is a funny one...just answer the questions first...

They sit on my mirrors and try and fly into my window even though its rolled up. They hit the window then fall down. They stand on my roof. They peck at my car (its shinny when clean). Tree next door (not my driveway) no poles.

[sonysucks]

They sit on my mirrors and try and fly into my window even though its rolled up. They hit the window then fall down. They stand on my roof. They peck at my car (its shinny when clean). Tree next door (not my driveway) no poles.

You gonna like this...who is the best looking bird in town to mate with...?? The one in the window...the birds are going batty trying to mate with the bird in the reflection in your window...they want in you car so bad....they will not ever stop...its a hormone thing......
It may be only one bird doing all the damage...the bird has to be killed...the birds behaviour will be so mindless that it will not fly away far from the car...so you may be able to catch it in a fishing net...and then dispose of it however you like.

[ni4ni]

You gonna like this...who is the best looking bird in town to mate with...?? The one in the window...the birds are going batty trying to mate with the bird in the reflection in your window...they want in you car so bad....they will not ever stop...its a hormone thing......
It may be only one bird doing all the damage...the bird has to be killed...the birds behaviour will be so mindless that it will not fly away far from the car...so you may be able to catch it in a fishing net...and then dispose of it however you like.

kinda like u...
j/k bro

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

Rubber snakes!

[jbm]

Is this your car DSM?

[jbm]

Swine Shit!

[J431S]

Oh shit...now I see why dsm truly came up with this post/
Poison what these birds eat

Is this your car DSM?