Can't get over this girl queefing during sex.

[lisa21]

I don't mind if chicks queef as long as they don't mind if I pass a little gas when they're giving me a BJ.

hahahahahahahahahahahah thts all i gotta say

[gearbox]

hahahahahahahahahahahah thts all i gotta say

How often does this happen? lol

[AlphaGenetics]

you made a virgin queef?!!! lmao

lol this happened to me very early in the game when i was 15 , the girl was a virgin and i remember she queefed she was soo embarrased and i started crackin up like wtf was that i was very unaware wtf happened, it pretty much killed the night hahaha

[Honkey_Kong]

How often does this happen? lol

Yeah how often do you experience that?

[awms]

OMG! are you for fu$king real man! haha you are less attracted to a girl because she queefs???? Wait until you live with a girl and then come talk to me! when you shit in the same bathroom as her then you canb talk lol My GF is hot as hell! and I have seen her do a whole lot worse then queef! Iv seen her at her worst....If you cant get over her queefs then I would say this girl is not the right girl for you lol

[jasc]

you made a virgin queef?!!! lmao

hahaha I was thinkin the same thing....
It shoulda been a tight enough fit so the air couldn't escape no?

[gearbox]

I bet she was not a virgin!

[FONZY007]

OMG! are you for fu$king real man! haha you are less attracted to a girl because she queefs???? Wait until you live with a girl and then come talk to me! when you shit in the same bathroom as her then you canb talk lol My GF is hot as hell! and I have seen her do a whole lot worse then queef! Iv seen her at her worst....If you cant get over her queefs then I would say this girl is not the right girl for you lol

Wait till they pass gas and it smells worse than yours!!

[gearbox]

For smell 5 of yours equals one of hers!

[spiketannin]

hahaha I was thinkin the same thing....
It shoulda been a tight enough fit so the air couldn't escape no?

yea it was when i pulled out and she was gettin on top i was like wtf!!

[songdog]

yeah it happens most often with small cocks.. oh well *L*

I have heard this before and I agree with Jimmy.So she is really the one who shold be mad

[SEOINAGE]

hahaha I was thinkin the same thing....
It shoulda been a tight enough fit so the air couldn't escape no?

They don't queef while you are inside them.

[lisa21]

How often does this happen? lol

ahh often wat happen??? i lost track

[gearbox]

ahh often wat happen??? i lost track

a bro said he fats during blow jobs..

[al_capone]

I'll try.

Try f*cking her underwater. Shittt lol. Also you can try some earplugs? haha

[lovbyts]

Gawd talk about an old thread still going strong. lol Sounds like someone is YOUNG and inexperienced if he has not heard it before or he isnt getting things done right. If you arent pounding on it hard enough or long enough to compress some air in there then you have more to worry about.

[tnturbo]

Keep on pounding that shit just get over it especially if shes hot.

[Honkey_Kong]

[DeadlyD]

Funny thread!!
First place for funniest post ...Hazard
Followed close by Honkey, you guys can make any thread entertaining!!

[lisa21]

a bro said he fats during blow jobs..

hahahahaahahahahaha my bf did tht once i got angry and punch him in the balls then wen he got up he walk in to the door cuz he was laughin and hurtin at the time he wasnt able to get his dick up for a week( hehehehehe)

[tulpje]

I would just like to clear a few things up:

Queef are caused by a generally TIGHT vagina. Otherwise whenever you pushed the air in it would just come right back out instead of getting caught inside. Nothing to do really with penis size. More of how you're working it.
As a girl, I find that it happens most when my hips are higher than my shoulders (doggy) when I am holding kegels in and when the guy goes all the way out and back in again.

It's happened to me three times. I laughed it off, explained that it wasn't a fart and moved on. My boyfriend laughed it off as well and didn't seem to mind.

Anyway they aren't exceptionally loud and they don't smell, so just ignore it and go on. Keep her hips low. Instead of doggy on hands and knees have her lay on her stomach.

[DSM4Life]

Try DP'ing her to help close the gap.

[auswest]

Try DP'ing her to help close the gap.

Or maybe your not making the cut compared to previous partners. She went black and went back maybe?

[DSM4Life]

Or maybe your not making the cut compared to previous partners. She went black and went back maybe?

You should never go black then attempt to revert back.

[caseyizzle]

loling at this thread right now.

[rj2k10]

next time before you have sex with her, try blowing really hard into her vagina, that usually solves it.

[Uumm]

Yes thanks to the OP for making this thread! It really opened the doors for laughter

When I was with my current partner (yay 9 years ago, eh) - Im 30 now...I was nibbling on her sweet potato fries and then as she relaxed very deeply mind ya, I got farted on. I had long hair at the time and it was like being hit by the airwave of a massive bass speaker - long and deep with subtle vibrations, i.e., It blew my hari back and all. We both laughed like hello! No smell, No shite! and after a wee bit of giggles we just picked up from the top where we left off. Lots of fun. highly recomended. Get some. OP - open up your heart, your never going to find perfection until you meet the supream Godess! Then she gonna queff on ya!

And ya know this guy gets queefed on daily and loves it!

[GirlyGymRat]

Okay, so I've been dating this girl for about two months, and she is a really cool girl, and we have a lot in common. There is just one thing that is getting to me. Every time we have sex, she queefs when we change positions. She isn't loose down there by any means, but it has really lowered my attraction level to her, and this girl is beautiful. I honestly dread changing sex positions with her, because of what might happen. This one time, she queefed when we were changing positions, and I completely lost my hard-on. I haven't said anything to her, and I never will, because it isn't like she can change it. Does anyone else have to deal with this? Am i being an @$$hole for being so weird about this?

she doesn't seem to be doing this to offend, but it seems to be a huge issue and u are turned off....we all have quirks! whether or not u can look past this IMO.

[jasc]

she doesn't seem to be doing this to offend, but it seems to be a huge issue and u are turned off....we all have quirks! whether or not u can look past this IMO.

Hun you realise this thread is over 3 yrs old right?

[GirlyGymRat]

Hun you realise this thread is over 3 yrs old right?

noooooooo....newbie flipped it earlier today....dang! I missed that. I learned something new today..thanks : )