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  1. 05-22-2009, 11:18 PM #1
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    Textsfromlastnight dot com

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    Check it out lolololololol

    (775): before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.

    337): I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?

    339): so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...

    (310): Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
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  2. 05-23-2009, 12:21 AM #2
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    337's hilarious
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  3. 05-23-2009, 12:30 AM #3
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    nice!
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  4. 05-23-2009, 12:42 AM #4
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    hah!
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  5. 05-23-2009, 09:03 AM #5
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    (214): dude. I'm so drunk.
    (972): pete, this is bryce's mom
    (214): I can't wait to have my c@ck in your @ss
    (972): pete, this is still bryce's mom


    (630): The girls stopped by my apartment. They caught me naked with a nearly empty bottle of vodka in one hand, drawing crop circles in the carpet with the vacuum.

    (918): Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance


    (256): You took my girl thats shot the Fvck out. You better watch your skinny @ss.
    (1-256): That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
    (256): Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
    (1-256): Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
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  6. 05-23-2009, 09:06 AM #6
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    aldara-> gential warts??...NASTY!!
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  7. 05-23-2009, 09:17 AM #7
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    check out the best night, and worst night sections hahahahahahaha
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