Ask A White/Canadian/BritishColumbian Almost Anything...

[Pocketbattleship2B]

No. If I did, my g/f would not put out and I would have to sleep with a dead seal again.

Yea dead seals are not that responsive in bed are they.

[BritishColumbian]

Yea dead seals are not that responsive in bed are they.

Word.

[Pocketbattleship2B]

Are Americans the evil twins of the Canadians?

[stack_it]

Does your head flap around when you talk like terrence and phillip?

Do u have to know French to live in Canada or has the language switched to mostly English?

What's up with "eh(aye)" eh?

[Pocketbattleship2B]

Building on the Terence and Philip thing, are farts the best and only source of comedy in Canada?

[LexusIS09]

Which area of Vancouver Island is home to North America's largest hockey stick?

How many people live in the lower mainland currently?

What is the population of Vancouver (metro-van) during the day, as opposed after the work-day has concluded?

How long is the drive from Kelowna to Shuswap lake? and what's the distance in KM

Where is Nelson geographically in comparison to Pitt Meadows? estimate the driving distance between the two cities.

Why do you think Burnaby has the largest black-community in BC?

What percentage of people in Richmond are oriental?

When will we legalize the production of marijuana, seeing as it is currently the largest cash-crop produced in Canada.

Will Mark Emery ever be elected Premier?

Why is that American's cannot understand that BC's temperature is utterly moderate? Why is it that American's think that Canada must get unbearably cold once you go < the 49th parallel??

That should keep you busy for a while. Answer them all please

- Westcoast for life.

[LexusIS09]

When the F*CK are the nucks' gunna win a cup? This is starting to piss me off now. I thought it was our year

Are we ever going to get the vancouver grizzlies back??

How much money are we going to lose from hosting the olympics (keeping in mind we are already about 10 million over budget... and it's still a year away)

[LexusIS09]

Does your head flap around when you talk like terrence and phillip?

Do u have to know French to live in Canada or has the language switched to mostly English?

What's up with "eh(aye)" eh?

lol. Dude seriously? You would be shocked to learn how many British Columbian's actually speak French.. probably about 10% fluently. It's a much smarter decision to learn Mandarin or Cantonese.

"has the language switched to mostly English" hahahahahah. who the F*CK told you that French was our first language? ahhh ignorant americans.

[jbm]

Is British Bulldog, Really from Britain?

[jbm]

Why is it called British bulldog not Britain bulldog?

[jbm]

I love British woman!

[stack_it]

lol. Dude seriously? You would be shocked to learn how many British Columbian's actually speak French.. probably about 10% fluently. It's a much smarter decision to learn Mandarin or Cantonese.

"has the language switched to mostly English" hahahahahah. who the F*CK told you that French was our first language? ahhh ignorant americans.

a few years ago I was watching a special on discovery about how the French language was being forces on people in a lot of towns in Canada. Wasn't real sure how widespread the language was.

[Chode Logan]

Can I answer these questions too? I fit all required parts. I was actually thinking bout starting this thread earlier as I schooled these lounge whores the proper use of the term EH.

But I'm glad I didn't start as I'm lazy, but if you need assistance, tag me in.

[Chode Logan]

10% British Columbians speak fluent french? About .05% of the ones I know do. F*ck french, those greasy Quebecers ruined all our products with their french crap over half of it.

[WARMachine]

Why does Qubec suck balls... Hard?


Seriously, im considering lumping all you Canadians together with those guys.

*Mutters under breath, Fvcking stupid arrogant French speakin bastards...*

[Chode Logan]

Please don't they are a small and very shitty part of our country.

[Chode Logan]

.....except I won't lie I'm a GSP fan

[bushido3374]

Is the universal health care up there a blessing or a curse? I've heard both.

BTW- I've had dead seals. Don't knock 'em til you've tried 'em.

[WARMachine]

So am i.

Love the guy. Very down to earth. Eager to learn. Stronger than youd believe.

[Chode Logan]

Is the universal health care up there a blessing or a curse? I've heard both.

BTW- I've had dead seals. Don't knock 'em til you've tried 'em.

For me, a blessing. If I need help, I get it.

So am i.

Love the guy. Very down to earth. Eager to learn. Stronger than youd believe.

I believe it, the man is a freak. Gets better every fight, he is an exception to the rule. What's up with his freaky monkey arms?

[WARMachine]

Nipple tweaking. Thats the secret.

Seriously, i could hold him down. He is a beast to roll with. And this was probably 3 years ago.

[bushido3374]

Thanks, Chode. Is college provided up there also? I'm about to sell my rancid protein business just to fund my own schooling here. Canada is sounding really tempting right now.

[bushido3374]

War, you've rolled with GSP? What do you weigh? What weight does he walk around at?

[Chode Logan]

Thanks, Chode. Is college provided up there also? I'm about to sell my rancid protein business just to fund my own schooling here. Canada is sounding really tempting right now.

Schooling is expensive, but there is plenty of loans and things and the government does help you out with it, but still $$$

[vpchill]

IM CRYING!!!!!!! Everyone is gonna have a Thread soon. BC, I fell out my chair. Lord this is Hilarious!!

Keep it up.

[kalspic]

i've heard they have bagged milk up there is that true eh'

[Matt]

How do you guys feel about being part of the British empire??

[Matt]

Just remind me, who is your head of state??

[BritishColumbian]

Are Americans the evil twins of the Canadians?

Same Mother/different dads

Does your head flap around when you talk like terrence and phillip?
Yes

Do u have to know French to live in Canada or has the language switched to mostly English?
Quebec is Bi lingual french/english but mostly french. The other nine provinces are english

What's up with "eh(aye)" eh?

Huh?

Building on the Terence and Philip thing, are farts the best and only source of comedy in Canada?

They are also our main source of fuel, we farm farts in canada.

[BritishColumbian]

Which area of Vancouver Island is home to North America's largest hockey stick?
The Cowichan Community Centre in Duncan

How many people live in the lower mainland currently?
2524113

What is the population of Vancouver (metro-van) during the day, as opposed after the work-day has concluded?
google eh

How long is the drive from Kelowna to Shuswap lake? and what's the distance in KM
196 km 3hours 10 minutes

Where is Nelson geographically in comparison to Pitt Meadows? estimate the driving distance between the two cities.
632 km 7 hours 28 minutes East

Why do you think Burnaby has the largest black-community in BC?
They work on the fart farms

What percentage of people in Richmond are oriental?
I will say 64%

When will we legalize the production of marijuana, seeing as it is currently the largest cash-crop produced in Canada.
It wont happen in your lifetime so dont worry about it.

Will Mark Emery ever be elected Premier?
Are you high?

Why is that American's cannot understand that BC's temperature is utterly moderate? Why is it that American's think that Canada must get unbearably cold once you go < the 49th parallel??
George Bush

That should keep you busy for a while. Answer them all please

- Westcoast for life.

[BritishColumbian]

When the F*CK are the nucks' gunna win a cup? This is starting to piss me off now. I thought it was our year
As soon as they start managing it like a real hockey team

Are we ever going to get the vancouver grizzlies back??
Doubtfull

How much money are we going to lose from hosting the olympics (keeping in mind we are already about 10 million over budget... and it's still a year away)
Billions!

[BritishColumbian]

Is British Bulldog, Really from Britain?

Yes

Why is it called British bulldog not Britain bulldog?

George Bush

Can I answer these questions too? I fit all required parts. I was actually thinking bout starting this thread earlier as I schooled these lounge whores the proper use of the term EH.

But I'm glad I didn't start as I'm lazy, but if you need assistance, tag me in.

Yes Bro please feel free to jump in and help out, Its the canadian way.

[BritishColumbian]

Is the universal health care up there a blessing or a curse? I've heard both.

BTW- I've had dead seals. Don't knock 'em til you've tried 'em.

The Health Care is a total blessing.

[calgarian]

How do you guys feel about being part of the British empire??

We just love the fact that we pay only 1$ to the queen. Where u guys pays through ur arses for those ppl lavish lifestyle.

[calgarian]

The Health Care is a total blessing.

X2...plus no more monthly premiums

[sigman roid]

I love British woman!

thats my wife...lol

[BritishColumbian]

i've heard they have bagged milk up there is that true eh'

I havent seen it in a few years. But we have had it

How do you guys feel about being part of the British empire??

its a privilege and a blessing

Just remind me, who is your head of state??

The Prime Minister of canada is Stephen Harper

[BritishColumbian]

Why does Qubec suck balls... Hard?


Seriously, im considering lumping all you Canadians together with those guys.

*Mutters under breath, Fvcking stupid arrogant French speakin bastards...*

We have allready had this discusion my friend.

[BritishColumbian]

thats my wife...lol

There is nothing sweeter or softer than a Brittish Tit

[vpchill]

Is British Colombia more important than Black People?