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06-06-2009, 10:14 AM #1
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Pregnant women
What's the deal with pregnant women, like omg.
Okay so the missis is 7 weeks pregnant, and nothing i do is right, i do the slightest thing wrong like leave a towel on the floor and all tears break loose.
Last night she was cutting my hair, i said to her she's cut my fringe abit short and that was it, she burst into tears saying how much she hates cutting my hair, now i didn't say it harsh, in a nice clam tone.
I swear i have to ask her questions in such a simple way so i don't set her off.
Driving me crazy!
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06-06-2009, 10:16 AM #2
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Cut her throat...
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06-06-2009, 10:17 AM #3
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my wifes pregnant but she is cool no drama at all(yet)
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06-06-2009, 10:18 AM #4
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fuvk bro it is going to get much worse.....hold on and if you get sick of it do what mad told you to
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06-06-2009, 11:03 AM #5
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OMG- the above is so fuvking true!!
Originally Posted by prone2rage
theyre all crazy as shit...
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06-06-2009, 11:12 AM #6
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Let her be bro, its gonna be v hard but let her be...Feel the love
or kick her in her fanny!
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06-06-2009, 01:18 PM #7
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06-06-2009, 01:24 PM #8
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roundhouse kick her down the stairs
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06-06-2009, 01:26 PM #9
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thats what im gonna do if she gives me any lip...lol Originally Posted by eatrainrest
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06-06-2009, 01:28 PM #10
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change your name and move
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06-06-2009, 01:30 PM #11
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Originally Posted by sigman roid
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06-06-2009, 01:32 PM #12
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steal the baby
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06-06-2009, 01:33 PM #13
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Send her to the gloryhole
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06-06-2009, 01:35 PM #14
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backhand her after you trampoline her face
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06-06-2009, 01:35 PM #15
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gotta love a good roundhouse kick Originally Posted by eatrainrest
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06-06-2009, 01:36 PM #16
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hell yea its so badass Originally Posted by mn_fighter
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06-06-2009, 02:08 PM #17
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Guys that is some of the most funniest sh*t i've heard
I think i'll avoid roundhouse kicking my pregnant girlfriend in the face.
And i'm certain kicking her in the fanny wouldn't go down well!!
Hahaha, funny stuff guys
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06-06-2009, 07:20 PM #18
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Put her on a tren cycle, inject ED to keep levels stable.
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06-06-2009, 07:58 PM #19
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Originally Posted by BRITISH ANABOLIC
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06-06-2009, 08:04 PM #20
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when i have a wife someday and she does the tears thing, I will simply just point out to her how silly and irrational she is acting. Women need to be reminded of this constantly.
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06-06-2009, 08:08 PM #21
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its all mind games.. just tell your your gnna rip her rectum out if she doesnt shutup
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06-06-2009, 08:18 PM #22
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Look at it this way bro...... your wife is PREGNANT and acting this way...... My wife is just nuts.....
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06-06-2009, 08:39 PM #23
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shave her head bald
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06-06-2009, 08:41 PM #24
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^ after you rip her rectum out
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06-06-2009, 09:05 PM #25
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What?! No coathanger pics yet.........
First Trimester her hormones are all effed up. Second she will calm down a bit. Third goes ok untill the last 4 weeks. Thats when her hormones get all effed up again and she's sick and fvcking tired of carrying the kid around. And the pain begins!!!
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06-06-2009, 09:20 PM #26
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Quick!
What do women and slinkies have in common??????
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06-06-2009, 09:21 PM #27
physical pain is temporary. It may last a minute, or an hour, or a day, or a year, but eventually it will subside... The pain of quiting will lasts forever!!
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if you give her anal she stop the hormonal jumps - i know i have had 5 kids Originally Posted by BRITISH ANABOLIC
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06-06-2009, 09:32 PM #28
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Neither one of them have much of a use, but it's fun to make them fall down the stairs.
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06-06-2009, 09:40 PM #29
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so you are thinking about the roundhouse kick.. hmm Originally Posted by CBGB
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06-06-2009, 09:49 PM #30
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Cant help it. Pregnant or not they all annoy the shit out of me. Especially the one in the other room that's been holding out for 6 weeks.
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06-07-2009, 12:01 AM #31
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That's only the beginning lolol! my wife is giving birth maybe this month or next month... Imagine what I went through the whole 9 months...
It will be worse believe me!
Well! just think of the baby then you will be ok!
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06-07-2009, 01:10 AM #32
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rofl at this thread, you guys are a classic.
one question you have a fringe?
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06-07-2009, 07:55 AM #33
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06-07-2009, 08:20 AM #34
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TatsiaAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGHHHHHHH!
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06-07-2009, 09:29 AM #35
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Your roller coaster ride is just beginning. After the kid is born their hormones get REALLY fvcked up. Plus no screwing for 6 weeks.... You'll be in love with the kid, but want to do horrible things to mom. Originally Posted by jbm
I just had another one 6 weeks ago. Forgot how bad it was. Then again, maybe my wife is just a.......
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06-07-2009, 10:16 AM #36
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Try a throat jab! it shuts em the fvk up Originally Posted by BRITISH ANABOLIC
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06-07-2009, 01:46 PM #38
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All jokes aside after going through this 4 times with 2 different women I will say it helps to constantly out of the blue tell her she looks awesome pregnant and you just want to strip her down naked and do unspeakable acts to her. Originally Posted by BRITISH ANABOLIC
That so worked like a charm but it had to be constantly reiterated to her!
Even when they are bloated up like a damn balloon with ankles the size or colemans arms just do it.
maybe you will get lucky and her mood swings will shift to constant horniness! The last one we went through worked out that way I kept at her telling her she was just glowing and all this other things she wanted to hear and she would just rip me up once those hormones swung!
Its best to cycle when she starts showing if you are not sexually attracted to pregnant chicks but only if she is one of the chosen take me now and rite now pregnant chicks! otherwise your taking lots of cold showers.
Best of luck I will pray for your safe keeping in the coming months as it only gets worse.
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06-07-2009, 01:55 PM #39
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You guys are just f*cked up in the heads lol
A fringe, asin hair? Originally Posted by collar
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06-07-2009, 02:26 PM #40
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I am glad I don't have to deal with this issue yet. I like enraged's solution to the problem.
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