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    Dudes mine's so f8cked up.

    My parents was on holiday and me and a mate of mine got this chick over (a complete slut who 3 years before got done by 6 of my mates in one night) so anyway him and her started going at it, which i thought was lame because i was in the room at the time so i just thought i'd go sit downstairs untill it was over. Anyway to make a long story short when we all went to bed them to went in my spare room and i slept in my bed (and my bed was covered in you know what) with that i woke up to see her standing naked in front of me with a sheet wrapped around her asking if she can stay in my bed, so seen as i was a virgin i was itching to get it lost, and knew this drunken fool was the one that can take it from me.

    So she gets into my bed and we go at it, but if you think it's bad the way it happened then hear this, after 5 minutes of doing it i look down to see she was fast asleep (remember we was all really drunk) i instant shouted "STEPH WAKE UP, I'M TRYING TO LOSE MY VIRGINITY HERE!"

    And guys, this story is 100% true!

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    Lol thats mean (leaving a girl at a gas station)! A guy banged a girl at my old job, she also was not able to have kids. Doctors said chances were 1 out 100,000. Well she got pregnant. He had to marry her. Next thing you know 7 months after she had her first baby, she got pregnant again! True story and i know those two people, they are still together.... So dont be a fool wrap your tool

    My first time was when i was 18, with my girlfriend, she was 21 at the time. I worked at a car dealership so that was the only place to do it since we both lived with our parents. So we ended up on the bosses sofa that was upstairs in his private break room..... I remember i took more then an hour tying to finish. I put on a Trance cd that i had in my car that is about an hour long, it already stopped playing and i was still going..... like a freaking enengiser bunny. I think it was due to the fact that i took one of my dads viagra pills just to make sure i would impress her.....
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    I was 15 almost 16 I think my girlfriend at the time was drunk as ****. I forget how many times we ****ed but it was like 5-6 for sure.


    I busted a couple times at least without a condom. I also remember dropping her off and she was walking funny. Nothing too memorable or anything.

    This one girl told me she was driving around with her x bf at the time drunk on Jin and they just stopped on the side of the road and ****ed right there for her first time lol!

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    I wont go in to depth because its pretty nasty, But I lost my virginty to my babysitter.. She was a slut.... Goodtimes!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by vpchill View Post
    I wont go in to depth because its pretty nasty, But I lost my virginty to my babysitter.. She was a slut.... Goodtimes!!
    umm details would be nice

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    i was 5 in my tree house with my neighbor mekenzy...we were in love

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    Quote Originally Posted by eatrainrest View Post
    that sucks
    I know right and this girl was a complete slut and she said I didn't do anything. First of all I couldn't get fully hard from this girl and second of all she literally just took off her clothes and said "lets ****", no foreplay no anything so obiviously I wasn't in that "lust mood".

    Plus I didn't feel anything, her vagina was like a cold dark crevice.

    Quote Originally Posted by Chitown Raider View Post
    17 years old when my parents weren't home. The beauty of it was the chick was unable to have kids so I didn't have to worry about rookie mistakes. She told me to tell her I love her before I hit it. I was like sure I love you, I dropped her off at the gas station told her I'd be back in 30 minutes never went back.
    OUch kind of harsh lol, did you ever see her again?

    Quote Originally Posted by Chopperbox View Post
    Lol thats mean (leaving a girl at a gas station)! A guy banged a girl at my old job, she also was not able to have kids. Doctors said chances were 1 out 100,000. Well she got pregnant. He had to marry her. Next thing you know 7 months after she had her first baby, she got pregnant again! True story and i know those two people, they are still together.... So dont be a fool wrap your tool

    My first time was when i was 18, with my girlfriend, she was 21 at the time. I worked at a car dealership so that was the only place to do it since we both lived with our parents. So we ended up on the bosses sofa that was upstairs in his private break room..... I remember i took more then an hour tying to finish. I put on a Trance cd that i had in my car that is about an hour long, it already stopped playing and i was still going..... like a freaking enengiser bunny. I think it was due to the fact that i took one of my dads viagra pills just to make sure i would impress her.....
    18 year old dating a 21 year old...NICE!

    Were you a normal 18 year old than or did you lift heavily than?

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    16 delivering pizza... Girl was 28 it was her bday.... NO joke

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    Quote Originally Posted by dancer View Post
    16 delivering pizza... Girl was 28 it was her bday.... No joke
    tell me more

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    We need Ruhl on this thread...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Immortal Soldier View Post
    tell me more
    Lol... alright....

    It was about 8:30ish I can't remember what month it was but it was warm.
    I had a large pizza to take to this apt. I remember my manager saying these girls sound wild you better watch it.

    I ended up showing up. They asked to come in. Both had been drinking. (sister)

    I got grabbed in a few places and I remember the bday girl saying why don't you come on back.

    I went back to the store asked to clock out. I remember my manager just laughing.

    So went back. Sat on the "couch". The bday girl hit a lever and it turned into a bed (didnt know there were foutons like that back then).... Her sister looked my all hating.

    Some how we ended up up stairs.

    Back then at 16 I was a skinny little kid and didnt think I was good looking. (I ran track I was cut the **** up to the bone though)

    Went back and hit it another time.

    I can't remember what she looked like all I remember was the long blond hair...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Immortal Soldier;46***57
    OUch kind of harsh lol, did you ever see her again?
    Yeah, we went to high school together. I hooked-up w/ her one time shortly afterwards after school, she came over hit it again. This time I dropped her off at her house told her I'd give her a call in about a hour. Never called, then about a week later she called me up asking what if she got pregnant? I told her you can't have kids, and if you were able to I'd like you to prove it was mine. Later that night around 12:30 I hear this screaming outside of my house then tires screaching. I'm guessing she had a little bit of a grudge towards me, lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thegodfather View Post
    We need Ruhl on this thread...
    He's still a virgin from what I hear.

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    House party, ended up with some drunk girl in the back of her jeep... she also ended up being my girlfriend for 3 years, or ex whatever.

    Anyone else have trouble getting off the first time? I mean, yeah, when we're growing up we're dreaming about it but my first blow job felt so weird (great, but weird) that I couldn't finish. She went on for almost half an hour tho, what a trooper.

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    On a futon bed, which I broke... Sadly, I didn't even get off... after an hour or so of wrestling around she said she had had enough. I am glad it's mostly all been uphill from there.

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    On her leg, I was so turned on....lol

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    well done jbm lol.
    atleast it only took you a year to find it lmao..

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    Quote Originally Posted by bakie View Post
    On a futon bed, which I broke... Sadly, I didn't even get off... after an hour or so of wrestling around she said she had had enough. I am glad it's mostly all been uphill from there.


    LMAO
    was it a struggle?

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    Quote Originally Posted by collar View Post

    LMAO
    was it a struggle?
    I bet it was mattering how big she was...lol

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    i was 15 and i had nowhere else to go so me and my gf found an open door to some empty hallways at the mall we were at and we found where they kept the big ass garbage dumpsters so we locked the door and i fukked her on the ground next to 2 dumpsters...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Immortal Soldier;46***57
    I know right and this girl was a complete slut and she said I didn't do anything. First of all I couldn't get fully hard from this girl and second of all she literally just took off her clothes and said "lets ****", no foreplay no anything so obiviously I wasn't in that "lust mood".

    Plus I didn't feel anything, her vagina was like a cold dark crevice.



    OUch kind of harsh lol, did you ever see her again?



    18 year old dating a 21 year old...NICE!

    Were you a normal 18 year old than or did you lift heavily than?
    I was normal, well skinny and looked like i was 16 hahah she would buy us alcohol we would hang out in my car most times.... i guess that viagra pill and my performance impressed her

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chitown Raider View Post
    Yeah, we went to high school together. I hooked-up w/ her one time shortly afterwards after school, she came over hit it again. This time I dropped her off at her house told her I'd give her a call in about a hour. Never called, then about a week later she called me up asking what if she got pregnant? I told her you can't have kids, and if you were able to I'd like you to prove it was mine. Later that night around 12:30 I hear this screaming outside of my house then tires screaching. I'm guessing she had a little bit of a grudge towards me, lol.
    Quote Originally Posted by Chopperbox View Post
    I was normal, well skinny and looked like i was 16 hahah she would buy us alcohol we would hang out in my car most times.... i guess that viagra pill and my performance impressed her
    Lucky bastard, my girl told most of my friends and all her friends of my lack of sexual experience....I was like "well what did you expect? I was half-mast and you made it weird"

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    Quote Originally Posted by BRITISH ANABOLIC View Post
    Dudes mine's so f8cked up.

    My parents was on holiday and me and a mate of mine got this chick over (a complete slut who 3 years before got done by 6 of my mates in one night) so anyway him and her started going at it, which i thought was lame because i was in the room at the time so i just thought i'd go sit downstairs untill it was over. Anyway to make a long story short when we all went to bed them to went in my spare room and i slept in my bed (and my bed was covered in you know what) with that i woke up to see her standing naked in front of me with a sheet wrapped around her asking if she can stay in my bed, so seen as i was a virgin i was itching to get it lost, and knew this drunken fool was the one that can take it from me.

    So she gets into my bed and we go at it, but if you think it's bad the way it happened then hear this, after 5 minutes of doing it i look down to see she was fast asleep (remember we was all really drunk) i instant shouted "STEPH WAKE UP, I'M TRYING TO LOSE MY VIRGINITY HERE!"

    And guys, this story is 100% true!
    Did you finish ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by eatrainrest View Post
    where did you lose your virginity... mine happneed to be on the beach with no towel and she looked liek a chicken cutlet when i was done.. just curious to hear everybody else's story
    good god i cant stand you

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    Quote Originally Posted by alpmaster View Post
    House party, ended up with some drunk girl in the back of her jeep... she also ended up being my girlfriend for 3 years, or ex whatever.

    Anyone else have trouble getting off the first time? I mean, yeah, when we're growing up we're dreaming about it but my first blow job felt so weird (great, but weird) that I couldn't finish. She went on for almost half an hour tho, what a trooper.
    I think I lasted about 10 seconds the first time. I was covered though, so I just kept going untill I thought we were done.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CBGB View Post
    I think I lasted about 10 seconds the first time. I was covered though, so I just kept going untill I thought we were done.
    10 seconds bro? For real?

    Hmm...maybe I just have something wrong with me, I mean I remember the one time I was close with this girl it was like my first blowjob/handjob she was jerking me off and I WAS ACTUALLY helping her and she kept saying "Are you close yet?" and I was like "Yeah almost" and she would be like "Well?" and I am like "almost"

    Then she just got up and left the room and I had to jerk myself off because it was like 4-5 days of blue balls just accumlating so I ended up blowing one of my biggest loads ever..my entire boxers were soaked from front to back.

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    hooked up a girl at a party and jack moved my friends jetta, only to leave my lovestains in the back.. lol.. god i was sooo damn young!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ph34rsh4ck View Post
    good god i cant stand you
    oh so you had sex with a guy??.. thats cool i guess

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    Quote Originally Posted by Immortal Soldier View Post
    10 seconds bro? For real?

    Hmm...maybe I just have something wrong with me, I mean I remember the one time I was close with this girl it was like my first blowjob/handjob she was jerking me off and I WAS ACTUALLY helping her and she kept saying "Are you close yet?" and I was like "Yeah almost" and she would be like "Well?" and I am like "almost"

    Then she just got up and left the room and I had to jerk myself off because it was like 4-5 days of blue balls just accumlating so I ended up blowing one of my biggest loads ever..my entire boxers were soaked from front to back.
    It could have been 20 sec. lol

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    in the back seat of my girlfriends car at work. people that we knew drove by and saw our cars. yea, they knocked and cockblocked me. it sucked.

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