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    getting married sunday

    I know I have posted about this already...but i'm excited... + tonights the bachelor party :P

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    congrats,, where they takin you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by chuckt12345 View Post
    congrats,, where they takin you?
    got me :P

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    Don't get roofied.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Immortal Soldier View Post
    Don't get roofied.
    ahhh, those were the days

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    Congrats! Welcome to our world. One p***y for the rest of your life. LOL

    And ya, watch the hangover LMAO!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Immortal Soldier View Post
    Don't get roofied.
    Why do they call them roofies when your more likely to end up on the floor than on the roof?

    Congrats and if you find a baby name it carlos!

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    Dont do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    without reading a single post in this thread - i'm going to have to say.........

    I'm very sorry to hear this...... best of luck to you bro! Don't be afraid to PM me if you need therapy after your 1st year...... that or some good tricks for p*ssing off your wife

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    Please don't get the cops and Jesus involved in your relationship.

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    ? wuh?

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    sorry to hear the news

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    Quote Originally Posted by T-MOS View Post
    Better go watch The Hangover first.....LOLOL


    My condolences !!!
    That movie was HILARIOUS.

    BTW Congrats.

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    Congrats bro!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Immortal Soldier View Post
    Don't get roofied.
    Pick up enough roofies to last the first year.





















    Congrats and welcome to the club!

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    Oh No......

    I wish you the best

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    your patience will be put to the test.............................................

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    CONGRATS MAN !!

    I got married on May 8th,2009... and still get slapped daily for looking at every piece of hott a$$ that walks by me, lol... but hey what can i do.. im a MAN.. with an ABOVE AVERAGE LEVEL of testosterone coursing through my system... course im GONNA LOOK !! Just don't GAWK... like i do... but it's not really FAIR... she gets to LOOK... and points them out to me !! But hey cant knock a woman for eating what I like to eat

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    1st one????????????????????????????????????????????

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    Quote Originally Posted by ph34rsh4ck View Post

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    Congrats Zimmy!!

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    Having been married three times myself....... DON'T FCUKIN DO IT!!!

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    Congrats, Get you a recreational drug to escape the pain. lol


    Enjoy, hopefully its better than My marriage went.

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    Quote Originally Posted by paulzane View Post
    Having been married three times myself....... DON'T FCUKIN DO IT!!!

    Words of a wise man!!!!!!

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    its never too late buddy...you still have time...dont do it

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    Grats bro all the best to you and your family.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Deuce View Post
    CONGRATS MAN !!

    I got married on May 8th,2009... and still get slapped daily for looking at every piece of hott a$$ that walks by me, lol... but hey what can i do.. im a MAN.. with an ABOVE AVERAGE LEVEL of testosterone coursing through my system... course im GONNA LOOK !! Just don't GAWK... like i do... but it's not really FAIR... she gets to LOOK... and points them out to me !! But hey cant knock a woman for eating what I like to eat
    DON'T let her get away with that crap! As if she doesn't look at guys bulges when she sees a goodlooking man or a tight pair of pants! THEY ALL DO. Women are NOTORIOUS crotch watchers. CALL HER ON IT. Don't let her take the power!. Many MANY women have told me this personally, i have read it in books about women's sexuality, I heard a radio show about the subject and all the female callers were like "Yeah, i definately look", they all watch bulges! Because they wanna see how BIG it is....cuz they like BIG ones. They might not dump you cuz your six inches but that doesnt mean she wouldn't prefer you bigger. For instance this chick i bang right now is one of those "really open" no "mind to mouth filter" almost "offensivly honest" overtly sexual types. These girls are great cuz you learn what women really think. Any, i have a six incher and she told me in conversation one day "Well, i actually more prefer guys who are 8 or 9 inches" . To which i replied "Well, im used to girls with slightly tighter vaginas....but you've had kids and stuff, so." That shut her up lol!
    But anyway, shes a physicains assistant and she says she gets turned on when she walks by a room and accidently sees a patient naked. Her mom works there too, as does her freind, and they will have their little "girl talks" about how big it was etc. She also says she gets turned on by goin to male strip clubs and has licked the whiiped cream off of their thingys. THATS WHAT THEY DO. They are WORSE THAN US. Often girls will perform full oral on those guys and the friends STAND AROUND AND LAUGH!

    Just call her on her crap, say "Don't even start! As if you don't look at dudes crotches. I know you like to check it out to see how big it is. And dont even pretend to be a prude, i know you look at porn and the kind of stuff that goes on in those male strip clubs you've probably gone too"
    If she denies strippers, dont believe her. keep sayin "Bullshiit, in all your years you never did that? oh PLEASE"
    Last edited by AnabolicBoy1981; 06-25-2009 at 08:44 AM.

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    I dont know if I congratulate you or send you my condolences.




    Congratulations man

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    Quote Originally Posted by zimmy View Post
    I know I have posted about this already...but i'm excited... + tonights the bachelor party :P
    Oh speakin of which....you know they go to male strip clubs on their bachellorette party right? or order one in for a private show. And they often show there junk to your girl and try to shuv it in her face. Sometimes they are VERY persistant about shlocking their wang up against the girls face, or even making them grab ot or lick whipped cream off of it! These dudes take LIBERTIES man! You better put your foot don and say NO STRIPPER....unless your okay with getting soiled goods.

    Honestly, if i was getting hitched(which i never would)...i'd say "Absolutely no male stripper or i wont show up sunday" Then, higher a private investigator to follow her on the bachleorrette party. OR dont say "NO STRIPPER" and see if she does it. I mean...do you really have to say "Don't let another man put his naked wang in your face." ??? maybe its better not to tell her and see what she does



    They all try to say "Oh its not sexual, its just a freak show, its fun"" No its just funny to see guys dressed like that, thats all" "Oh its just silly fun, they are so cheesy though" "Oh no, i don't like it when they are real real muscular like that and ******. Its just a fun night out" "Oh i don't like those pretty boy types, its just for fun and laughs" "Oh they aren't allowed to touch you, blah blah blah"

    BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSHIIT
    Last edited by AnabolicBoy1981; 06-25-2009 at 09:01 AM.

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    Congrats getting hitched can be good as long as your with a good woman. My 2 year wedding anniversary is tomorrow. I`m still happy so far, have fun!

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    Quote Originally Posted by redz View Post
    Congrats getting hitched can be good as long as your with a good woman. My 2 year wedding anniversary is tomorrow. I`m still happy so far, have fun!
    talk to me after 12 more years

    Congratulation BTW

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    Quote Originally Posted by Immortal Soldier View Post
    Don't get roofied.
    "why do they call them roofies? They should call them groundies beceause you always end up on the floor." lol... -hangover

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    Quote Originally Posted by AnabolicBoy1981 View Post
    Oh speakin of which....you know they go to male strip clubs on their bachellorette party right? or order one in for a private show. And they often show there junk to your girl and try to shuv it in her face. Sometimes they are VERY persistant about shlocking their wang up against the girls face, or even making them grab ot or lick whipped cream off of it! These dudes take LIBERTIES man! You better put your foot don and say NO STRIPPER....unless your okay with getting soiled goods.

    Honestly, if i was getting hitched(which i never would)...i'd say "Absolutely no male stripper or i wont show up sunday" Then, higher a private investigator to follow her on the bachleorrette party. OR dont say "NO STRIPPER" and see if she does it. I mean...do you really have to say "Don't let another man put his naked wang in your face." ??? maybe its better not to tell her and see what she does



    They all try to say "Oh its not sexual, its just a freak show, its fun"" No its just funny to see guys dressed like that, thats all" "Oh its just silly fun, they are so cheesy though" "Oh no, i don't like it when they are real real muscular like that and ******. Its just a fun night out" "Oh i don't like those pretty boy types, its just for fun and laughs" "Oh they aren't allowed to touch you, blah blah blah"

    BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSHIIT
    i'm guessing somebody got spoiled goods lol?

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    make sure you watch this before the wedding!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Re2ud...eature=related

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    Quote Originally Posted by vpchill View Post
    Congrats, Get you a recreational drug to escape the pain. lol


    Enjoy, hopefully its better than My marriage went.

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    Congrats and have a great time. Call me if you need help hiding the hookers body

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