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    Quote Originally Posted by Iron_Pig View Post
    It's in there genetic make up if the they do not bitch they feel unwanted.

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    Why is it that when i travel on public transport everyones snotty dirty little children decide they want to touch me or talk to me..

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    Quote Originally Posted by MAD MATT View Post
    Why is it that when i travel on public transport everyones snotty dirty little children decide they want to touch me or talk to me..
    Coz u look the same as them!

    Why is it that everytime Mad Matt asks a question i give him the right and truthfull answer.. ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by *El Diablo* View Post
    Coz u look the same as them!

    Why is it that everytime Mad Matt asks a question i give him the right and truthfull answer.. ?
    ^^^^ lmao

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    Quote Originally Posted by MAD MATT View Post
    ^^^^ lmao
    :-) ... have u phoned ur Solicitor yet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by *El Diablo* View Post
    :-) ... have u phoned ur Solicitor yet?
    Yes, this morning, i have to go and see her on Thursday lol...

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    Quote Originally Posted by MAD MATT View Post
    Yes, this morning, i have to go and see her on Thursday lol...
    Good! ... Hope all plans out well my son...

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    Quote Originally Posted by *El Diablo* View Post
    Good! ... Hope all plans out well my son...
    If i get two years lol id be very happy, you get released half way and then 6 months on a tag so id only end up doing 6 months.....

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    So i hoping for two years or less...

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    Quote Originally Posted by MAD MATT View Post
    So i hoping for two years or less...
    Well if u need references for being a good boy just refer the Judge to S-.com, and im sure all of us will give u a good word ...... :-) The board wont be the same without u...
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    He's sulking cus he's lost loads of post...

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    Quote Originally Posted by MAD MATT View Post
    He's sulking cus he's lost loads of post...
    HAHAHAH! ... sjame, even i got robbed, about 2000 posts. But life goes on, tell the little punk to get back in here.......

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    why. when i go to a urinal to take a piss and theres 4 other empty ones.... that a fukkin old guy has to walk in and go to the urinal right next to me!!!!

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    Why is there a suggested dosage?

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    why do some medications have worse fukkin side affects then the original problem they are treating?

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    Why does ammunition carry a warning label?

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    Why doesn't my boomerang come back?....Sh!t, never mind that was just a stick I threw.

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    Why do my dogs have T.F. (terminal flatulence) ?

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    why do i have to shit and piss every 10 mins

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    why am i not a mod yet?

    hahahah

    why did they have to delete the post whore thread and take 18 thousand posts from me.

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    Why does the hospital want you to p!ss in a bottle but crap in a pan?

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    why do fat fuk'n women feel it necessary to wear a bikini at the beach?

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    Why are there 10 buns and 8 hot dogs in their respective fuk'n packages?

    What the fuk am i supposed to do with 2 empty hot dog buns?

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    Why do I always have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser?

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    why the fuk do i catch ever single red light when im running late?

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    Why is voluntary participation sometimes deemed mandantory?

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    Why doesn't my employer give me time to study for a drug test?

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    Why not nuke the middle east so we can all just go home?

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    Why can't I perfect my glow-in-the-dark chalk?

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    Weights , women and heavy metal. Is there a need for more?

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    why the fuk do i have to wear a seatbelt when the kid on the motorcycle can do 120 with no helmet?

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    I have a ton of these!!!

    Why do ****ing mexicans all have raiders stickers on their cars? Have they ever been to oakland?!? Its full of black dudes! Not mexicans!

    Also...

    Why do mexicans feel the need to plaster their ****ing last name on the back window of their vehicles??

    Also...

    Cinco de Mayo IS NOT AN AMERICAN HOLIDAY! ITS BARELY EVEN A MEXICAN HOLIDAY! WHY DO THEY ****ING CELEBRATE IT OVER HERE?!?

    Why do mexican bump ****ing circus music like its cool and sport mexican flags and "proud to be mexican" shit everywhere? IF MEXICO IS SO GREAT THEN GO BACK

    (note: proud to be mexican is an oxymoron. pride and mexican do not belong in the same sentence. example being...how great can a country be when people running/swimming/sneaking across a border just to get out of it?)

    This isnt intended to pick on mexicans. I have no animosity towards LEGAL immigrants. However...i dont tolerate illegal shit sneaking into my country...unless its gear of course!

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    Why do I get laid at nite and still wake up with a bonner in the morning??

    Why do cougars love me and young girls hate me ??

    Why do cops stare at me when I walk by ??

    Why do I do my friends fuc'n tons of favors and no one does anything for me ??

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    Everything was impossible until somebody did it!

    I've got 99 problems......but my squat/dead ain't one !!

    It doesnt matter how good looking she is, some where, some one is tired of her shit.

    Light travels faster then sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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    Everything was impossible until somebody did it!

    I've got 99 problems......but my squat/dead ain't one !!

    It doesnt matter how good looking she is, some where, some one is tired of her shit.

    Light travels faster then sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

    Great place to start researching ! http://forums.steroid.com/anabolic-s...-database.html


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    Why cant I do steriods legaly but people can buy and sell cigarettes that are most likely going to kill them ???

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    Everything was impossible until somebody did it!

    I've got 99 problems......but my squat/dead ain't one !!

    It doesnt matter how good looking she is, some where, some one is tired of her shit.

    Light travels faster then sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

    Great place to start researching ! http://forums.steroid.com/anabolic-s...-database.html


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    Why did BG post this fuc'n thread in the first place?

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