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    damn im always wrong with these things, thats why they wont let me run a country :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by big_ron View Post
    damn im always wrong with these things, thats why they wont let me run a country :P
    nah man ur right.......i was answering your "too far?" uestion

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    oh glad to know where are others like me
    nah you just gotta be so carfull with all that shit
    its like, fall in love = getting ****ed over or not falling in love = ending up lonely and unhappy

    some one jst tell me the answer :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by big_ron View Post
    oh glad to know where are others like me
    nah you just gotta be so carfull with all that shit
    its like, fall in love = getting ****ed over or not falling in love = ending up lonely and unhappy

    some one jst tell me the answer :P
    yeah man...fo realll

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    As we sit here discussing this my ex is texting me trying to convince me to move back with her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vanduhl View Post
    Igi....u look like a whore in ur avy....those ar whore arms..
    Ahh yes me brutha.. that's becuase I am a hoo-er.. from my arms down to me knees.. look who's talking.. look at those whore shoulders of yours...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    As we sit here discussing this my ex is texting me trying to convince me to move back with her.
    yes its the old "if u give them everything they dont want you, but when you dont want anything to do with them they cant stand that"...i guess most pplz are like this.

    my gf was crying infront of me last night because she hates not living together anymore

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    Surprised to see this place is still poppin this late. What's up people

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    Quote Originally Posted by big_ron View Post
    yes its the old "if u give them everything they dont want you, but when you dont want anything to do with them they cant stand that"...i guess most pplz are like this.
    Words of wisdom.

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    sup stack..

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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    Words of wisdom.
    hmm life......

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    At work bored. Probably about to get cut and go eat some dinner. You still in Florida igi

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    sometimes i try to sneak a peak at sports center when I'm having sex with my wife.

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    I feel bad when she catches me. So sometimes I turn on the cooking channel to see if I she takes a sneak peak... and she doesn't.

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    Time to pul my ass together and get ready to get some food and see the gf.

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    But she does sometimes when I'm eating the vagaga.. so I don't feel so bad anymore.

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    I turn the volume up if she breaks out the vibrator cause I don't want the kids to hear in case they're still up.

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    I don't mind if the dog is in the room when we screw, but she really can't stand it. He does watch which I think is fvckin hilarious. She thinks its sick. I like sick. I'm a sick whore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    At work bored. Probably about to get cut and go eat some dinner. You still in Florida igi
    Nope got back on Friday and no travel this week. Next week NJ and FL..

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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    As we sit here discussing this my ex is texting me trying to convince me to move back with her.
    give her good ol uppercvnt

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    sometimes i try to sneak a peak at sports center when I'm having sex with my wife.
    oh god, taking a page from Berts book of love

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    like the new avy KP.. cheddar onion big nuts..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    oh god, taking a page from Berts book of love
    Haha.. does Bert do that too?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    I don't mind if the dog is in the room when we screw, but she really can't stand it. He does watch which I think is fvckin hilarious. She thinks its sick. I like sick. I'm a sick whore.
    seems perfectly fine to me... whats the big deal? I'd ask her if she wanted it doggy, just to entertain the pooch

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    seems perfectly fine to me... whats the big deal? I'd ask her if she wanted it doggy, just to entertain the pooch
    that's what i'm saying.. no big deal. In fact, I feel as though he's cheering me on like, c'mon dad.. rail that ass.. you're doing great.. keep it going... she ain't gonna be able to walk tomorrow, put her to sleep dad!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    like the new avy KP.. cheddar onion big nuts..
    thanx, Damien found it for me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    Haha.. does Bert do that too?
    I dont know if its true, but him, his girl, Cal and I were out for pool and she just tossed him in front of the bus and started bustin his balls for watching tv while fvcking... now I think the tables have turned, he's a couple weeks into his cycle and puts her through the paces.

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    I'm being pressured to go up and play word scramble with my wife.. god she's lame sometimes..

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    I just want to whore.. I haven't been a good whore lately but she doesn't care about that.. wtf?

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    Doesn't she understand the importance of being a good whore? Certain things are just really important and its not fair that she doesn't share in my enthusiasm for whoring..

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    She thinks "whoring" is something that I shouldn't be proud of.. afterall, who is proud of being a whore? Can I get a what what?? Cause I certainly am. .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    I'm being pressured to go up and play word scramble with my wife.. god she's lame sometimes..
    yah, my ex did shit like that, so all the words I formed had to do with sex

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    I dont know if its true, but him, his girl, Cal and I were out for pool and she just tossed him in front of the bus and started bustin his balls for watching tv while fvcking... now I think the tables have turned, he's a couple weeks into his cycle and puts her through the paces.
    He's a filthy animal..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    Doesn't she understand the importance of being a good whore? Certain things are just really important and its not fair that she doesn't share in my enthusiasm for whoring..
    she might take it the wrong way... might be a good thing

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    wat up bitches

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    ^^ best hint for her

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    yah, my ex did shit like that, so all the words I formed had to do with sex
    You're a damn genius.. that's exactly what I'm gonna do. It'll either get her horney or pissed off. Only one way to find out..

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    all right Iggy and those wannabe whores showing in this thread but not actually participating... night y'all bitches... Im going to play text tag wit the girl I dumped on the ride home from Calgary... she cant suck her way out of this one

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    You're a damn genius.. that's exactly what I'm gonna do. It'll either get her horney or pissed off. Only one way to find out..
    go for the angry sex, way better...thats if my long term memory serves me correctly

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stigmata101 View Post


    wat up bitches
    nice entry!

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