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    Quote Originally Posted by sigman roid View Post
    Intresting i thought you only had snow...lol
    oh fvck no I had to get the air conditioning cause its gets really hot in summer time sometimes for 2 months.

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    oh fvck no I had to get the air conditioning cause its gets really hot in summer time sometimes for 2 months.
    Sounds about the same as over here our summer only lasts about that long,Its cold here today.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sigman roid View Post
    Sounds about the same as over here our summer only lasts about that long,Its cold here today.
    i think it was -3 Celsius around 620am.

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    i think it was -3 Celsius around 620am.
    That'll make the nippys perky..

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    Ig you mofo whats happening

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    That'll make the nippys perky..
    and my d!ck hard...wait its always like that....

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    Igi i just realised you been here years...lol

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    Balloon knot

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    F u c k its nearly xmas again

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    Hey who has good ideas for gifts for their gf? I'm f*cking horrible with that sh*t

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaNiCC View Post
    Ig you mofo whats happening
    What's up my brutha? Working like a dog and tryin' to find a minute to jump back on to say hey - hey!

    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    and my d!ck hard...wait its always like that....
    As long as its being put to good use..

    Quote Originally Posted by sigman roid View Post
    Igi i just realised you been here years...lol
    yeah man..

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    Quote Originally Posted by ReX357 View Post
    Hey who has good ideas for gifts for their gf? I'm f*cking horrible with that sh*t
    Vibrators!!! Lingere!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    Vibrators!!! Lingere!!!
    Oh sh*t! You just gave me an idea. Gf said she wanted one of those molding kits where she'll make mold of my d*ck and turn it into a vibrator. Thanks buddy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ReX357 View Post
    Oh sh*t! You just gave me an idea. Gf said she wanted one of those molding kits where she'll make mold of my d*ck and turn it into a vibrator. Thanks buddy!
    Score.. damn now you gave ME an idea.. nice one..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    What's up my brutha? Working like a dog and tryin' to find a minute to jump back on to say hey - hey!



    As long as its being put to good use..



    yeah man..
    oh you know it is and always will be.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ReX357 View Post
    Oh sh*t! You just gave me an idea. Gf said she wanted one of those molding kits where she'll make mold of my d*ck and turn it into a vibrator. Thanks buddy!
    if she wanted a TOY that looks like ur d!ck u r not doing it right cause if u did she would want your d!ck more not a "look alike" just sayin.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    Score.. damn now you gave ME an idea.. nice one..
    u r not allowed to sent a mold of ur ass to Bert or KP.......or ask for theirs

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    if she wanted a TOY that looks like ur d!ck u r not doing it right cause if u did she would want your d!ck more not a "look alike" just sayin.....
    She only uses it when I'm out of town.

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    u r not allowed to sent a mold of ur ass to Bert or KP.......or ask for theirs
    You know me better than that.. its not an ass mold I'll be sending you..

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    I'm eating 5 cans of tuna with mustard.. I'm the man..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    I'm eating 5 cans of tuna with mustard.. I'm the man..
    What the hell is wrong with you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    I'm eating 5 cans of tuna with mustard.. I'm the man..
    Oh tuna is so nasty

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    I can not stand it,the taste,the smell,makes me feel sick thinking about it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ReX357 View Post
    Oh sh*t! You just gave me an idea. Gf said she wanted one of those molding kits where she'll make mold of my d*ck and turn it into a vibrator. Thanks buddy!
    You guys suck at gifts for chicks. Girls are like magpies. They like shiny things.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ReX357 View Post
    What the hell is wrong with you?
    What'd I say?...lol

    Quote Originally Posted by sigman roid View Post
    I can not stand it,the taste,the smell,makes me feel sick thinking about it.
    I want to bathe in it..

    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    You guys suck at gifts for chicks. Girls are like magpies. They like shiny things.
    Shiny vibrators!! What's up Ernst? How you been man?

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    Girls are also competitive. She wants to tell her girlfriends what she got and "win". Cashmere, gold, perfume... expensive sounding things.

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    Igi, back from the dead... again. How's things?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    You guys suck at gifts for chicks. Girls are like magpies. They like shiny things.
    Yeah since my last one stole everything from me I vowed never to spend any kind of serious money on a girl ever again. I could care less if she wins with her friends. I ain't spending more than 200$ on her. That's it.

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    All I want for Xmas...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    Girls are also competitive. She wants to tell her girlfriends what she got and "win". Cashmere, gold, perfume... expensive sounding things.
    Cashmere vibrator? That's just weird...

    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    Igi, back from the dead... again. How's things?
    Good, never worked so hard in my life.. travelling like a mad man and actually at home for a couple days wrapping up some budgets... figured I'd see what's going on with all you houligans.. Miss you guys..

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    Aaaaah Sh*t.. don't even get me started..


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    Quote Originally Posted by ReX357 View Post
    Yeah since my last one stole everything from me I vowed never to spend any kind of serious money on a girl ever again. I could care less if she wins with her friends. I ain't spending more than 200$ on her. That's it.
    Cashmere scarf, perfume, gold necklace, and some chocolates-- under $200, easy. And a dozen bottles of nail polish makes a nice stocking stuffer. You have enough left over for a (shiny) dildo to keep her company while you're gone.

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    How dare you....


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    Should I save these for x-mas?? Naaaaahh..


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