dukkits international house o whores

[austinite]

[-Ender-]

I need you to accompany me to make a visit.

A friend of my roommate threatened me last night with gun violence.

So I either need to be a ninja and sneak up on him and stick him.

Or get a buddy with a gun to come with me.

lol

Sounds like a piece of shit. Only a complete shitbag ***** would make a threat that involves use of a gun.

and good morning!

[Dukkit]

Sounds like a piece of shit. Only a complete shitbag ***** would make a threat that involves use of a gun.

Yep. I said Id meet him after work (my work is 1 min from his work) any day for some good old fashioned fighting. But then he went the gun route.

[Dukkit]

Then he started saying I was a bitch.

I said I am quite the opposite and I have the prison # to prove it.

He backed off a bit after that.

lol

[-Ender-]

I need some Tren .

Thatll make me feel better.

picture yourself running into the guy somewhere. You walk up to him, drop a looped zip tie over his head and cinch it real tight around his neck. then just walk away.

for good measure you could pull the back of his shirt up and over his face also. before or after.

[Dukkit]

Oh and hes like 34.

Way too old to be starting drama.

I fukking hate ppl.

I want to move to the woods in the middle of nowhere.

Or Alaska.

Anyone down to join me?
Ill need a hunting partner.

[Dukkit]

Oh I like that.

I usually just imagine walking by that someone in a crowded place and sticking a knife in their gut and just keep on walking.

[Dukkit]

Or blowing up their house.

I really like blowing shit up.

[-Ender-]

Oh and hes like 34.

Way too old to be starting drama.

I fukking hate ppl.

I want to move to the woods in the middle of nowhere.

Or Alaska.

Anyone down to join me?
Ill need a hunting partner.

Or blowing up their house.

I really like blowing shit up.

Hello. My name is Ender. I live in the woods in the middle of nowhere. And my hobbies include blowing things up.

[Dukkit]

Hello. My name is Ender. I live in the woods in the middle of nowhere. And my hobbies include blowing things up.

You do?

OMG.

Will you be my friend?

<3

[Dukkit]

I miss my old roommates when I was 18.

We lived in the middle of nowhere and had many explosives.

lol.

Now the one is in and out of the loony bin and the other has a fat girlfriend.

Poor guys.

[-Ender-]

bwhahaha!

[Dukkit]

I always know when the one is going to be making a visit to the padded cell cuz he starts going off on FB.

Long, random, status's about nothing that make no sense.

Nonstop.

Then next thing ya know... I get a text that hes in the bin.

lol

[bikeral]

Boys boys boys

How art thou

Fing AXx how the F are you

todays topic: invisible dicks

I'm in, let me Bing Invisible dicks and see what comes up

I need you to accompany me to make a visit.

A friend of my roommate threatened me last night with gun violence.

So I either need to be a ninja and sneak up on him and stick him.

Or get a buddy with a gun to come with me.

lol

Duk you know I have your back. I'll get a six pack and drink the beer while I watch you kick his ass.

[bikeral]

[-Ender-]

Duk you know I have your back. I'll get a six pack and drink the beer while I watch you kick his ass.

There's going to be beer there!? aw well fvck, I'm in then too!

[bikeral]

[Dukkit]

Thanks Biker.

I knew I could count on you!

[bikeral]

Morning Duk, Ender, jasc, RC, Aust, and looks like AXx did a drive by today.

[kronik420]

i don't like weekends

i have to work

night pimp and hoes

[bikeral]

i don't like weekends

i have to work

night pimp and hoes

If I had to work weekend I would hate them too.

[jasc]

Mornin gents

sounds like target practice for the new BA50

I'll bring the whiskey and help spot

we'll have your back from a mile away Dukk

[RaginCajun]

I need you to accompany me to make a visit.

A friend of my roommate threatened me last night with gun violence.

So I either need to be a ninja and sneak up on him and stick him.

Or get a buddy with a gun to come with me.

lol

i will come kid nap him and feed him to gators!

no evidence that way!

[jasc]

Fukk

got a meeting with the magistrate in a couple hrs

already have the W, but never really cared for sitting in front of a judge

[Dukkit]

Ill feel good knowing your watching from afar Jasc!

Judges suck.

Sit on their asses and do nothing really.

[Dukkit]

Hiii

[jasc]

Ill feel good knowing your watching from afar Jasc!

Judges suck.

Sit on their asses and do nothing really.

Yessir

Crosshair on the nuts

If you see him drop before you hear the bang, don't be alarmed

[jasc]

I agree..

What gives them the right to act like pompous assholes and decide ones future?

Bet they wouldn't be happy if we judged their fatass.. fukkin hypocritices

[bikeral]

[jasc]

On a positive note

My lawyer is hot

I'm taking a half day at work and this should only last 15 min

And hopefully I'll be awarded some nice moula

woot woot!

[-Ender-]

Yessir

Crosshair on the nuts

If you see him drop before you hear the bang, don't be alarmed

with the .50 Dukk will be getting sprayed with shit. I suggest we switch to win mag.

[-Ender-]

On a positive note

My lawyer is hot

I'm taking a half day at work and this should only last 15 min

And hopefully I'll be awarded some nice moula

woot woot!

we need pics.

[Dukkit]

I have a hot lawyer too.


Let me see if I have any sexy pics she sent me awhile back.

[Dukkit]

My lawyer. In her office at work.

[Dukkit]

An ex
Jewish, hence the Hebrew tattoo.
Attachment 135891

[jasc]

with the .50 Dukk will be getting sprayed with shit. I suggest we switch to win mag.

Probably a good idea

But the new 50 sounds like more fun

[Dukkit]

Another ex. Canadian. Volleyball player.

[jasc]

Nice pics Dukk

great body on the Jewish one

[jasc]

we need pics.

Can't match those lawyer pics

[Dukkit]

Only problem with the Jew was her butt was like an Ipad.

Flat.

But tig ole bitties!