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    Is this some fetish thing Marcus, or does it do something specific?!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by LGM View Post
    Is this some fetish thing Marcus, or does it do something specific?!?
    It doubles your natural hgh output

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    Quote Originally Posted by marcus300 View Post
    It doubles your natural hgh output
    That's nuts! How does that work? Is 2 hours the suggested time to double? How often do you have to do it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by LGM

    That's nuts! How does that work? Is 2 hours the suggested time to double? How often do you have to do it?
    Seriously????????

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    Lmfao
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    Is Marcus yanking my wanker?

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    Quote Originally Posted by LGM
    Is Marcus yanking my wanker?
    Noooooooooooo lol

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    Damn British Bastids....

    lmao

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    Quote Originally Posted by LGM View Post
    Is Marcus yanking my wanker?
    Yea everybody knows it takes at least 4 hrs to double your natty GH
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    Oh, well that changes everything! lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sgt. Hartman

    Yea everybody knows it takes at least 4 hrs to double your natty GH
    What about double layers?

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    Quote Originally Posted by LGM
    Damn British Bastids....

    lmao
    Now I'm offended

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    I hear wearing latex calms the nerves, and doubles your hgh output.

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    Its come to the attention of some of the Union Bosses that there will be a Wildcat Strike by the stroke of midnight in this therad. This is for the better treatment of Posting Whores, everywhere.

    Those in favor please report to Dukkits office for signage fabricating, and sabotage instructions.

    Govern yourselves accordingly.

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    roger that

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    damnit I forgot to go to work today
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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post
    damnit I forgot to go to work today
    sometimes i forget to wake up...

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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite
    damnit I forgot to go to work today
    It's ok, I worked enough for both of us

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    Screw work.

    I'm growing a beard

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    Quote Originally Posted by MickeyKnox View Post
    Its come to the attention of some of the Union Bosses that there will be a Wildcat Strike by the stroke of midnight in this therad. This is for the better treatment of Posting Whores, everywhere.

    Those in favor please report to Dukkits office for signage fabricating, and sabotage instructions.

    Govern yourselves accordingly.
    Whores don't strike

    we add things to the burn list

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    ^^^ what he said.

    I'd like to screw for "work".

    Anyone know any chick volunteers? Or maybe, chicks with a ball gag in their mouth and tied up tight? Either will do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc

    Whores don't strike

    we add things to the burn list
    I believe we had a ton of stuff to burn at one time

    Didn't we?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AXx View Post
    Screw work.

    I'm growing a beard
    Beards are sweet

    Had one for a few weeks

    I was going for the Taliban look but I'm too white

    sucks

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    Quote Originally Posted by LGM
    ^^^ what he said.

    I'd like to screw for "work".

    Anyone know any chick volunteers? Or maybe, chicks with a ball gag in their mouth and tied up tight? Either will do.
    That does sound intriguing

    I don't think I have the proper goods for akin like that

    I would be the laughing stock of the set

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    earlier today i went over to my parents house to cook some food for the week sometimes i do that becasue my oven sucks so its faster but anyways so i was cooking i was there for about 30 40mins no one was home i go to check on my chicken and i realize the whole time i was cooking the pilot light was out the oven was on the whole time thank god i didn't die that would have sucks

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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc

    Beards are sweet

    Had one for a few weeks

    I was going for the Taliban look but I'm too white

    sucks
    Anytime I have a chance I grow one

    Can't have one at work so I have 2 weeks off

    Soooooo...... I'm growing one

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    Quote Originally Posted by frank13
    earlier today i went over to my parents house to cook some food for the week sometimes i do that becasue my oven sucks so its faster but anyways so i was cooking i was there for about 30 40mins no one was home i go to check on my chicken and i realize the whole time i was cooking the pilot light was out the oven was on the whole time thank god i didn't die that would have sucks
    You should have stuck with "turkey" bacon

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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc View Post
    Whores don't strike

    we add things to the burn list
    What will we do with all those strike signs that say, "Better Keyboards!" and "Faster Connections!" and "More Wireless!" ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AXx View Post

    I believe we had a ton of stuff to burn at one time

    Didn't we?
    yup

    still do

    got anything else to add?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc

    yup

    still do

    got anything else to add?
    I do but I will refrain

    I'm gonna be nice


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    Quote Originally Posted by MickeyKnox

    What will we do with all those strike signs that say, "Better Keyboards!" and "Faster Connections!" and "More Wireless!" ?
    Burn them too

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    Quote Originally Posted by AXx View Post

    Anytime I have a chance I grow one

    Can't have one at work so I have 2 weeks off

    Soooooo...... I'm growing one
    Hose dragger with a rugged beard..

    around these parts we call that "bear bait"

    be careful

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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc

    Hose dragger with a rugged beard..

    around these parts we call that "bear bait"

    be careful
    Bahahaaaa

    I hate you again

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    Quote Originally Posted by MickeyKnox View Post

    What will we do with all those strike signs that say, "Better Keyboards!" and "Faster Connections!" and "More Wireless!" ?
    use em to fuel the fire!

    or hit people with

    either or

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    Or is someone keeping u up

    Ur up late

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    Quote Originally Posted by frank13 View Post
    earlier today i went over to my parents house to cook some food for the week sometimes i do that becasue my oven sucks so its faster but anyways so i was cooking i was there for about 30 40mins no one was home i go to check on my chicken and i realize the whole time i was cooking the pilot light was out the oven was on the whole time thank god i didn't die that would have sucks
    sounds like your chicken was almost "the bomb"

    (sry, couldn't resist)

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    Quote Originally Posted by AXx
    Or is someone keeping u up

    Ur up late
    Jasc that was for you

    I hit the wrong button now I look like a redneck from Tennessee

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    Quote Originally Posted by AXx
    Screw work.

    I'm growing a beard
    I think if I grew mine out, it would look great

    I have a 5 o clock shadow and have to shave everyday

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    Quote Originally Posted by AXx

    I believe we had a ton of stuff to burn at one time

    Didn't we?
    Yes, some things have been burned, but the list is ongoing

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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc

    Hose dragger with a rugged beard..

    around these parts we call that "bear bait"

    be careful
    Bahahaha

    DSM prob already has his eyes on that hose draggin bear of a hillbilly

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