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  1. 06-01-2013, 01:46 PM #84001
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    Bored. Going you eat again
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    Have you ever taken a dump while eating?
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    It makes the while digestive process seen instant
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    It makes the whole digestive process seen instant
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    My cat is having nightmares and typing up my leg gd it
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    My cat is having nightmares and ripping up my leg. Goddamn this phone!
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    Having a utility that tries to sense finger movement should be a great thing
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    Nope! When that utility gets every other weird WRONG it actually would be faster to type it all out
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    Sirloin, eggs, tortillas, beans, oatmeal
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    Quote Originally Posted by Java Man
    Post whore?
    Reported!
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    Quote Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00 View Post
    Reported!
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    Quote Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00 View Post
    Reported!
    cool. I'm going to report me too. It'll get me 1 more post.
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    Is this not the post whore thread?
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    Of not, where is the post whore thread? I mean to get my posts up. thrombosis!
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    My Good man, I'm on a phone not a Cray! This thread takes 22m 13:18.223s to load!
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    will you blokes hold it down in here?

    I can hear you from across the street!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    will you blokes hold it down in here?

    I can hear you from across the street!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman
    will you blokes hold it down in here?

    I can hear you from across the street!
    Reported for being an old fart!

    Ear plugs gramps, or take out those expensive hearing aids!

    Or join in!
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    actually, as one ages, their hearing becomes less sensitive to loud noises....

    ....so if it's too loud for me, it's friggin loud.

    So unless you guys keep it quiet in here, you'll be hearing my Harley outside your bedroom window at 3am tonight

    vrrrooooom mutha fukkas!
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    Did someone say something?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Java Man View Post
    Did someone say something?
    this should fix your problem...

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    That looks like a barbell
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    good night

    im off to bed so i can wake up and go to work so i can make $ to put petrol in my car so i can go to work....

    its a vicious cycle lol...
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    I have to work today

    I'm not at all happy about it

    I want to quit my job
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