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  1. 08-02-2013, 10:32 AM #87201
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dukkit View Post
    Look who the fat chick dragged in!
    I had to come in otherwise these BOYS will be lost.
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    Shit

    They just laid off the CEO.

    Hes been here 30 years.

    They needed his salary to pay our vendors.

    Thats 3 ppl theyve laid off who have been here longer than me.

    My heads gonna be on the chopping block soon.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00 View Post
    biker!

    like the brit pics!

    london bridge may fall this weekend!
    Just prepping. Maybe I can get a stewardess to take her top off for me on the plane.

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    What time is your flight brother Al?
    Flight is at 10PM. Should get there tomorrow morning.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dukkit View Post
    Shit

    They just laid off the CEO.

    Hes been here 30 years.

    They needed his salary to pay our vendors.

    Thats 3 ppl theyve laid off who have been here longer than me.

    My heads gonna be on the chopping block soon.

    Let them lay you off. Collect unemployment and make your girl get a second job.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral

    Just prepping. Maybe I can get a stewardess to take her top off for me on the plane.
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    If you ever get up to Newcastle (where the shite brown ale comes from) you barely have to ask a girl to show you her wares. If you get an English stewardess ask her if she is a Geordie and, if so, you are into a winner.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post

    Let them lay you off. Collect unemployment and make your girl get a second job.
    bahahaha!

    awesome..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Back In Black View Post
    If you ever get up to Newcastle (where the shite brown ale comes from) you barely have to ask a girl to show you her wares. If you get an English stewardess ask her if she is a Geordie and, if so, you are into a winner.
    blasphemy!

    New Castle is good beer!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dukkit View Post
    Shit

    They just laid off the CEO.

    Hes been here 30 years.

    They needed his salary to pay our vendors.

    Thats 3 ppl theyve laid off who have been here longer than me.

    My heads gonna be on the chopping block soon.
    Hope you hear back from that other job soon
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    Quote Originally Posted by Back In Black View Post
    If you ever get up to Newcastle (where the shite brown ale comes from) you barely have to ask a girl to show you her wares. If you get an English stewardess ask her if she is a Geordie and, if so, you are into a winner.

    Thanks for the tip mate. I'll make sure she poses for the boys on the forum.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc

    blasphemy!

    New Castle is good beer!
    You're not British then?!

    Al is right about boddingtons though, it's a good session beer.

    Al, drink some London Pride when you get to the big smoke, it's pretty good for a southern ale.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Back In Black View Post
    You're not British then?!

    Al is right about boddingtons though, it's a good session beer.

    Al, drink some London Pride when you get to the big smoke, it's pretty good for a southern ale.
    Last time I was over there I stopped by an MC clubhouse and drank every London Pride they had.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral

    Last time I was over there I stopped by an MC clubhouse and drank every London Pride they had.
    Good boy
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dukkit
    Shit

    They just laid off the CEO.

    Hes been here 30 years.

    They needed his salary to pay our vendors.

    Thats 3 ppl theyve laid off who have been here longer than me.

    My heads gonna be on the chopping block soon.
    Damn hope you're ok bro
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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    I had to come in otherwise these BOYS will be lost.
    You don't have to be hairy as an ape to be a man, there Fuzzy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by -Ender- View Post
    You don't have to be hairy as an ape to be a man, there Fuzzy.
    hey Bender,
    how its going??? Yeah I am hairy, good looking and intelligent . whats your point?
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    ^ for my friend, Jasc.

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    Mornin' mollywhoppers...on my way to Dallas for my company's annual conference. I'm presenting on Wednesday.. Wish me luck and have a great week!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno
    Mornin' mollywhoppers...on my way to Dallas for my company's annual conference. I'm presenting on Wednesday.. Wish me luck and have a great week!
    Good luck with that.


    I just got off work. Think ill have a couple adult beverages before I hit the bed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dpyle

    Good luck with that.

    I just got off work. Think ill have a couple adult beverages before I hit the bed.
    Nice..and thx man. Bloody Marys are great in the AM
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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno

    Nice..and thx man. Bloody Marys are great in the AM
    And if you make them with V8 they count as a vegetable!
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    I think I'm done working. Maybe I'll take an early retirement and get on the dole.
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    Been paying taxes against my will for many years now, and I think it's time a little finds its way home.

    I laughed at my last social security statement when it said I would be eligible at age 73.

    Ha! If I'm still working at 73 I don't really see a need in stopping. Hell I'd probably die soon after leaving the workforce at that age and nothing to do.
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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post

    ^ for my friend, Jasc.
    cheers bud

    That is a great ass

    wonder if she's asian..

    kinda looks like it
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    Mornin pole smokers

    hope everyone had a good weekend
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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    Mornin' mollywhoppers...on my way to Dallas for my company's annual conference. I'm presenting on Wednesday.. Wish me luck and have a great week!
    Good luck bro
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dpyle

    And if you make them with V8 they count as a vegetable!
    I believe it counts for two!
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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc

    Good luck bro
    Thanks jasc.. Quick pit stop in Austin.. *wave*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno

    I believe it counts for two!
    You can count as many veggies as you want. You can have 2-4-6-8-10 or until you hit the floor. Then it becomes a "sleep aid"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dpyle

    You can count as many veggies as you want. You can have 2-4-6-8-10 or until you hit the floor. Then it becomes a "sleep aid"
    In addition to some hot sauce and horseradish (if I have it), I like to put a few dashes of Cayenne pepper as well.. Heats you up nice.
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    hello whores!

    work is killin my whorin'

    met a hot fukkin cougar on saturday, she asked me to dance.

    and i told her, gotcha betch!

    gonna try and meet up with her soon, smoking hot!!!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00
    hello whores!

    work is killin my whorin'

    met a hot fukkin cougar on saturday, she asked me to dance.

    and i told her, gotcha betch!

    gonna try and meet up with her soon, smoking hot!!!!!!!!!
    Get it done whore bag.. Makes us proud!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post

    In addition to some hot sauce and horseradish (if I have it), I like to put a few dashes of Cayenne pepper as well.. Heats you up nice.
    nice! vegetables plus a thermogenic effect

    now we're talkin
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