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    New eminen CD out today

    Hope it's not shit like everything else he's put out in the last 5 years

    His old/real music makes for a good gym soundtrack

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    Slackers..

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    Ever wonder how much you rip ass at night?

    I was thinking about this earlier

    Ever since I increased carbs I've been blowin up my office every 20 to 30 min and I'm not talking tame rips, I'm talking make you gag farts.

    At first I thought it was comical to bomb the co-workers with em, now I almost feel bad for them.

    Anyway, if this happens all day does it happen all night? I would assume so.

    My gf hasn't mentioned anything, but it's gotta be brutal for her if she ever wakes up.

    (Just lit up the office again)

    Is she just that nice that she doesn't say anything or do our asses go to sleep too?

    Hmmmmmmm...

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    Aus, does DLB fart?

    If so would you buy a jar of it if she bottled one?

    What would it smell like?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc View Post
    Ever wonder how much you rip ass at night?

    I was thinking about this earlier

    Ever since I increased carbs I've been blowin up my office every 20 to 30 min and I'm not talking tame rips, I'm talking make you gag farts.

    At first I thought it was comical to bomb the co-workers with em, now I almost feel bad for them.

    Anyway, if this happens all day does it happen all night? I would assume so.

    My gf hasn't mentioned anything, but it's gotta be brutal for her if she ever wakes up.

    (Just lit up the office again)

    Is she just that nice that she doesn't say anything or do our asses go to sleep too?

    Hmmmmmmm...
    interesting.....................

    maybe it is natural for her to smell the beef!

    maybe she is just a dirty girl and likes it?

    does she like anal?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00 View Post

    interesting.....................

    maybe it is natural for her to smell the beef!

    - true, she's probably used to it

    maybe she is just a dirty girl and likes it?

    -noone could ever like these

    does she like anal?

    -yes
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    Is anyone out there?

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    Work has me pretty hemmed up!

    I'm actually feeling kind of whorish today

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    Holy shyt! I have not been in here forever. It still smells like ass and rotten vagina!
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    I chased my wife out of our gym last night with some huge carb/pro farts. Luckily we dont share the same bedroom so she gets a break when we actually sleep.

    They can be bad some days. Seems worse if I dont let the mid day shake settle or if I eat too close to taking the mid day shake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc
    Ever wonder how much you rip ass at night?

    I was thinking about this earlier

    Ever since I increased carbs I've been blowin up my office every 20 to 30 min and I'm not talking tame rips, I'm talking make you gag farts.

    At first I thought it was comical to bomb the co-workers with em, now I almost feel bad for them.

    Anyway, if this happens all day does it happen all night? I would assume so.

    My gf hasn't mentioned anything, but it's gotta be brutal for her if she ever wakes up.

    (Just lit up the office again)

    Is she just that nice that she doesn't say anything or do our asses go to sleep too?

    Hmmmmmmm...
    I rip em all night long and not on purpose. I've been finding that dairy is doing it. I'm talkin nasty gagging farts too. The gf has been awake while I'm in between sleep and being awake and I've let some bad ones go and woke myself up lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc View Post
    Ever wonder how much you rip ass at night?

    I was thinking about this earlier

    Ever since I increased carbs I've been blowin up my office every 20 to 30 min and I'm not talking tame rips, I'm talking make you gag farts.

    At first I thought it was comical to bomb the co-workers with em, now I almost feel bad for them.

    Anyway, if this happens all day does it happen all night? I would assume so.

    My gf hasn't mentioned anything, but it's gotta be brutal for her if she ever wakes up.

    (Just lit up the office again)

    Is she just that nice that she doesn't say anything or do our asses go to sleep too?

    Hmmmmmmm...
    I fart so much around my wife that she has become immune.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc
    New eminen CD out today Hope it's not shit like everything else he's put out in the last 5 years His old/real music makes for a good gym soundtrack
    I think the new album is bad ass. Definitely original and refreshing from today's mainstream rap.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bedford View Post
    I chased my wife out of our gym last night with some huge carb/pro farts. Luckily we dont share the same bedroom so she gets a break when we actually sleep.

    They can be bad some days. Seems worse if I dont let the mid day shake settle or if I eat too close to taking the mid day shake.
    you and your wife have separate bedrooms?

    how does that work out for ya?

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    It works out awesome, I snore like a mo-fo & she's an insomniac who has to get up 2 hrs before me each day.It really was tough to do at 1st but we realized it wasn't any different . When we were forcing each other to deal with each others issues that caused the other to wake up it just got tiresome (literally). We each have our own rooms & baths .Some nights we will chill & watch a show in her room sometimes mine . If I fall asleep I snore instantly so she moves or wakes me to move. We make sure to always have our "time" together but when we want to sleep we SLEEP , I have a hard bed & she has a soft one that kills my back if I stay in it over night. My room has all the good sex toys though so we end up there more often.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bedford
    It works out awesome, I snore like a mo-fo & she's an insomniac who has to get up 2 hrs before me each day.It really was tough to do at 1st but we realized it wasn't any different . When we were forcing each other to deal with each others issues that caused the other to wake up it just got tiresome (literally). We each have our own rooms & baths .Some nights we will chill & watch a show in her room sometimes mine . If I fall asleep I snore instantly so she moves or wakes me to move. We make sure to always have our "time" together but when we want to sleep we SLEEP , I have a hard bed & she has a soft one that kills my back if I stay in it over night. My room has all the good sex toys though so we end up there more often.

    Sounds good to me.

    Didn't know if you had a gf over. Hahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bedford View Post
    It works out awesome, I snore like a mo-fo & she's an insomniac who has to get up 2 hrs before me each day.It really was tough to do at 1st but we realized it wasn't any different . When we were forcing each other to deal with each others issues that caused the other to wake up it just got tiresome (literally). We each have our own rooms & baths .Some nights we will chill & watch a show in her room sometimes mine . If I fall asleep I snore instantly so she moves or wakes me to move. We make sure to always have our "time" together but when we want to sleep we SLEEP , I have a hard bed & she has a soft one that kills my back if I stay in it over night. My room has all the good sex toys though so we end up there more often.
    Sounds like a perfect setup. I may have to try to get the gf on board with this.

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    Getting more fish for my tank tonight

    Whoop whoop

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    Legs tonight

    Ready to fukk some sh1t up in the squat rack

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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc View Post
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    Legs tonight

    Ready to fukk some sh1t up in the squat rack
    better watch out for Euro doing curls!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00 View Post

    better watch out for Euro doing curls!
    Lol!

    If he's in there I'll rip the empty 45lb bar out of his hands and shove it right up his @*%


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    Fukk this day is dragging

    11 more min

    Don't mind my rambling

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    This is the thread that doesn't end
    Yes it goes on and on my friend
    Dukkit, up and started it not knowing what it was
    And we'll continue posting here forever just because

    This is the thread that doesn't end
    Yes it goes on and on my friend
    Dukkit up and started it not knowing what it was
    And we'll continue posting here forever just because

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    For everyone that now has this stuck in their head

    You're welcome

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    I will be out of touch for a week fellas.

    Taking the horde camping for a few days. I will then ditch the lot of them and spend some serious time in the woods with a compound bow for a couple of days. Something is going to die and get eaten. My trail cams show some nice looking, soon to be bleeding to death, backstraps on the hoof.

    Later
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    Quote Originally Posted by -Ender- View Post
    I will be out of touch for a week fellas.

    Taking the horde camping for a few days. I will then ditch the lot of them and spend some serious time in the woods with a compound bow for a couple of days. Something is going to die and get eaten. My trail cams show some nice looking, soon to be bleeding to death, backstraps on the hoof.

    Later
    Have a safe trip man
    Good luck on the hunt

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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc View Post
    Have a safe trip man
    Good luck on the hunt
    thanks!

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    Quote Originally Posted by -Ender-

    thanks!
    Send me some meat. I'm assuming your hunting animals and not snatch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by -Ender- View Post
    I will be out of touch for a week fellas.

    Taking the horde camping for a few days. I will then ditch the lot of them and spend some serious time in the woods with a compound bow for a couple of days. Something is going to die and get eaten. My trail cams show some nice looking, soon to be bleeding to death, backstraps on the hoof.

    Later
    Have fun ...... damn now I want to smash on some backstraps.

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    My new pantry installation in progress. Being your own contractor/handyman always pays dividends.
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    Quote Originally Posted by -Ender- View Post
    I will be out of touch for a week fellas.

    Taking the horde camping for a few days. I will then ditch the lot of them and spend some serious time in the woods with a compound bow for a couple of days. Something is going to die and get eaten. My trail cams show some nice looking, soon to be bleeding to death, backstraps on the hoof.

    Later
    we would get along so great!

    just got my deer back from the processor that i killed two weeks ago with a crossbow.

    had backstrap wrapped in bacon and stuffed with jalepeno and cream cheese!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    Send me some meat. I'm assuming your hunting animals and not snatch.
    i like to hunt both kinds of does!

    ones with racks and ones without!

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