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  1. 11-12-2009, 10:14 AM #9321
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    gf doesn't like that I lost weight, cause my belly isn't soft to lay on anymore
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    gf doesn't like that I lost weight, cause my belly isn't soft to lay on anymore
    tell her to have sex with u 4 times and then ur dick will be soft to lay on top off.....both of u will be happy...right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by sigman roid View Post
    I worry about you sometimes canada
    WHy?????
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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    tell her to have sex with u 4 times and then ur dick will be soft to lay on top off.....both of u will be happy...right?
    girls just don't like their man looking too good, cause then you can jump ship. they want to be the pretty one, but i am, me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    girls just don't like their man looking too good, cause then you can jump ship. they want to be the pretty one, but i am, me.
    oh yeah I know that one pretty good...wife was complaining that my chest and arms starting to look too big and GF pretty much said the same thing.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    WHy?????
    I cant even remember what we was talking about now im to lazy to go back and look
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    kratos smokes crack and eats donuts


    hows donut chick krat???
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    Quote Originally Posted by sigman roid View Post
    I cant even remember what we was talking about now im to lazy to go back and look
    u were saying i ained 10 lbs cause i eat cake and i thought u meant pvssy then u said u worry abt me.....lazy ass
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    kratos smokes crack and eats donuts


    hows donut chick krat???
    I don't see her anymore cause I don't go to work
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    I have a new donut source
    they're all fat and gross that work there
    not good spokes people for the donut industry if you ask me
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    hmmmmmmmmmmm donuts
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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    u were saying i ained 10 lbs cause i eat cake and i thought u meant pvssy then u said u worry abt me.....lazy ass
    oh that was it, i said i worry about you sometimes cos all you think about is *****
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    Quote Originally Posted by sigman roid View Post
    oh that was it, i said i worry about you sometimes cos all you think about is *****
    is there anything else to think abt?
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    Right now all i can think about is food im starving
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    Quote Originally Posted by sigman roid View Post
    Right now all i can think about is food im starving
    pvssy is food for me
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    gf is giving me a lot of flack about not having met my parents yet.
    my brother's gf thinks that means she expects me to marry her at some point in the not too distant future. (like a year or 2 max before I'm ring shopping)
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    I can't picture myself all married and stuff, it's gross.
    and what if she gets fat, I can't do fat, I can't get it up for fat.
    I don't like kids, I barely can take care of myslef. I don't mind other people's kids, but I don't want one.

    and then her belly would look like a chinese wrinkle dog.
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    fvkin women and babies and marriage. why am I ****ing up a good thing with my easy life. why must I fall into the trap of complicating shit. Plus she has this dog that's really fvcking annoying and hyper, but she loves it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    fvkin women and babies and marriage. why am I ****ing up a good thing with my easy life. why must I fall into the trap of complicating shit. Plus she has this dog that's really fvcking annoying and hyper, but she loves it.
    make her choose dog or u.......
    but if she chose you over dog u r fvcked......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    I can't picture myself all married and stuff, it's gross.
    and what if she gets fat, I can't do fat, I can't get it up for fat.
    I don't like kids, I barely can take care of myslef. I don't mind other people's kids, but I don't want one.

    and then her belly would look like a chinese wrinkle dog.
    she will
    after the kid her boobs will slag if she breast feed...sex will go in the back burner cause well kids come first....ur needs go at the bottom....kids will be first and then her demands and you will become a working horse.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    gf is giving me a lot of flack about not having met my parents yet.
    my brother's gf thinks that means she expects me to marry her at some point in the not too distant future. (like a year or 2 max before I'm ring shopping)
    wow intelligent woman......
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    no wonder only stupid people are breeding
    who the fack would sign up for that shit
    wifes and babies and becoming a beast of burdon, oh my
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    i see a lil kratos in the future....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mooseman33 View Post
    i see a lil kratos in the future....
    up your ass
    I'll be using condoms for the next month or so.
    Her UTI came back and she'll be on antibiotics for awhile so no raw dawgin it.
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    my yellow spooge would probably make a retarded baby
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    or it would spend it's whole life sweating like an italian
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    yeah us italians do sweat like a bitch..
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    Quote Originally Posted by sigman roid View Post
    I cant even comment
    mein either...did he just call both of us stupid
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    I think he did cal
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    what is up my bros.....i guess im in the stupid club too....being married and with kid and all lol......
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    Quote Originally Posted by sigman roid View Post
    I think he did cal
    dumb ass
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    Quote Originally Posted by ghettoboyd View Post
    what is up my bros.....i guess im in the stupid club too....being married and with kid and all lol......
    i think u r ...........makes 3 of us
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    so we have Siggy, married with 12 children.
    Cal, married with ? children and 5 girlfriends.
    Ghetto, married with a kid.
    kratos, soon to be married and a father.

    leaves just me as the single non father......u guys are suckers
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mooseman33 View Post
    so we have Siggy, married with 12 children.
    Cal, married with ? children and 5 girlfriends.
    Ghetto, married with a kid.
    kratos, soon to be married and a father.

    leaves just me as the single non father......u guys are suckers
    hahaha dont knock it till you try Moose it aint all bad
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mooseman33 View Post
    so we have Siggy, married with 12 children.
    Cal, married with 1 child and 5 girlfriends.
    Ghetto, married with a kid.
    kratos, soon to be married and a father.

    leaves just me as the single non father......u guys are suckers
    why only 5
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    Siggy, i look forward to starting that chapter of my life man, thought my ex fiance was the one...hell, never again with a bi-polar chick..

    sorry cal, didnt mean to underestimate ur swagger...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mooseman33 View Post
    Siggy, i look forward to starting that chapter of my life man, thought my ex fiance was the one...hell, never again with a bi-polar chick..

    sorry cal, didnt mean to underestimate ur swagger...
    OMG.....I think I can control mine pretty good now.......

    ha ha ha no worries bro....I am just stuck on wife and bi-polar these days there is a 3rd one who I like to play games with( non sexual) and stood her up sp many times she wont leave me alone.......
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    controlling a bi-polar broad is just an illusion...

    it cant be done as they are shit crazy..
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