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    Quote Originally Posted by -Ender- View Post
    I don't understand the meaning of this!!
    Meaning of what?

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    exactly kratos, my ex fiance is getting the idea i want to be back together when in fact i just need to bang twice a day and get 2 blowjobs..

    yeah, im going to hell..

    probaly why i hurt my shoulder and had my salary cut yesterday..

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    well Kratos, life is far less interesting when between cycles....

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    actually thinking about cruising after this cycle, really thinking about staying on a low dose..

    may change after i start the tren and run it for 6 weeks...

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    Quote Originally Posted by sigman roid View Post
    Meaning of what?
    What the hell are you talking about??!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mooseman33 View Post
    exactly kratos, my ex fiance is getting the idea i want to be back together when in fact i just need to bang twice a day and get 2 blowjobs..

    yeah, im going to hell..

    probaly why i hurt my shoulder and had my salary cut yesterday..
    I've hurt my shoulder from sex well on cycle. Very possible.
    I was hitting it doggie and pulling her tight in on the cock and really muscling her back and forth real quick.
    I was so into it, it didn't hurt til after we stopped.
    endorphins let you hurt yourself.

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    get yourself a skeet and stop messing with the ex

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    skeet. That's meaning skank?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mooseman33 View Post
    test kicking in, fvked my shoulder up last night going to heavy on dumbell bench..

    shit just dont stop
    I cant wait till mine kicks in and starting masteron next monday.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by -Ender- View Post
    What the hell are you talking about??!
    You said you dont understand the meaning of this

    I said the meaning of what?

    get it now bender

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    Quote Originally Posted by -Ender- View Post
    skeet. That's meaning skank?
    well, it's a complicated term
    the way it came about
    "Skeet" is actually a form of birth control practiced by the African-American tribes of North America near the beginning of the 21st Centruy. Visionaries of the time (such as Lil Jon and Nelly) recognized the inevitable and everpresent danger of overpopulation in their land and decided to take action. They discovered an ancient form of birth control used by their ancestors that involved "pulling out and shooting" (much like skeet shooting) during sexual intercourse, as to not impregnate the female, or "biatch". The visionaries spread the word the only way they knew how: rap music. People would listen to the songs of the visionaries during ritual smoking ceremonies and chant "skeet skeet skeet!". Every tribe of their kind in the land listened to rap music and the idea of skeeting quickly gained in popularity. Soon, the entire African-American tribe had done its part to offset the effects of overpopulation through generations of skeeting on the women that they did not wish to impregnate. However, the other tribes of the land (most notabley, the Whites and Mexicans) did not support the "Skeet Movement".

    To skeet is to blow a load aka it's when your pizzle drizzles all over the girlies nizzles

    A skeet is someone good for nothing but blowing a load on

    or it can be used to indicate displeasure much like the word ass
    "fix your hair it looks like ass"
    "We got skeeted on that buddah sac, it's two grams short."
    "Those are some skeet gym shorts! You look like a seventies basketball player. Too much thigh son."
    "Dude: Wanna go see the new Hillary Duff movie?

    Other Dude: **** that, her shit is skeet."




    also a form of trapshooting in which clay targets are thrown from traps to simulate birds in flight and are shot at from different stations.

    If you're not sure if it's ok to insert skeet into a sentence, it's always the right choice.

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    Wheres you all gone?

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    Kratos went for Donuts, hell be back in a few then hell take his DNP , coz hell feel guilty again......The same old stuff

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    Quote Originally Posted by *El Diablo* View Post
    Kratos went for Donuts, hell be back in a few then hell take his DNP, coz hell feel guilty again......The same old stuff
    I started on the dnp yesterday
    it's hot
    donuts just make it hotter so I'm not gonna eat any

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    I started on the dnp yesterday
    it's hot
    donuts just make it hotter so I'm not gonna eat any
    HaHa!... try and eat something with alot of Mayonaise or something that contains alot of vinegar..... Let me know...

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    Quote Originally Posted by *El Diablo* View Post
    HaHa!... try and eat something with alot of Mayonaise or something that contains alot of vinegar..... Let me know...
    why's that?
    shouldn't do anything

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    why's that?
    shouldn't do anything
    that sh*t kickstarts my thyroid, then my bodytemp increases, and starts sweating....
    I hate it

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    el- could be from ur fight with mad cow........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mooseman33 View Post
    el- could be from ur fight with mad cow........
    lol, I still want to know what the miracle med his doc gave was

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mooseman33 View Post
    el- could be from ur fight with mad cow........
    HaHaHaHaHaHa!... Im "cured"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    I've hurt my shoulder from sex well on cycle. Very possible.
    I was hitting it doggie and pulling her tight in on the cock and really muscling her back and forth real quick.
    I was so into it, it didn't hurt til after we stopped.
    endorphins let you hurt yourself.
    ha ha ha, thats so true...i once got a massive rug burn on my knees from hitting it doggie style and i didnt even notice till after.....i got blood everywhere...ooops......

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    jbm jbm jbm

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    Afternoon Canada

    Afternoon Moose

    Afternoon rest of you homo's

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    hello
    im poopin

    miracles of cell phones nowadays

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    morning England
    Morning rest of the dinks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    hello
    im poopin

    miracles of cell phones nowadays
    u r using ur cell phone to poop????

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    Im back canada

    Hello pookit

    sup Inky

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    whores united!

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    morning whore bags..

    mornin Siggy...

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    so whats new and exiting?

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    I think you mean "Exciting" canada

    And there is fuk all exciting going on over here right now

    How bout you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sigman roid View Post
    I think you mean "Exciting" canada

    And there is fuk all exciting going on over here right now

    How bout you?
    nothing...not even getting laid, its hard to live a str8 life man.....wife is not interested and all GF wants to do is cuddle and sleep I start to miss a whoring life.......(well not really)
    but i NEED to get laid damn it I am on cycle ......

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    Your losing your swagga cal

    you must be getting old

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    Quote Originally Posted by sigman roid View Post
    Your losing your swagga cal

    you must be getting old
    your gay

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    Quote Originally Posted by sigman roid View Post
    Your losing your swagga cal

    you must be getting old
    I am not....just dont want more complications.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    your gay
    you are the only gay in this village d

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    dick heads!!!!!!

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    It's at least 65 degrees out today and everyone is happy except me
    dnp is sucking and I didn't even take any yet today

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    i HATE heat, this whole week was raining and miserable here, and ive been in such a good mood, and everyone else is so down.. I fvking hate heat. Ill die on DNP

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