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[-Ender-]

Kratos has cop hair.

[Kratos]

moose, you need to get on the phone with anybody who was in that house and have them decline to speak with the police should they be called.

Tiger Woods style.

If they call you do the same.

[-Ender-]

What smells like doughnuts in here??

[Voland]

no, she blocked his phone number and facebook though
and friended him back on facebook when her profile picture was with her, her husband and baby

wait...

she is has a baby? what a slut....
she is married? what a moron...
she is proud enough to show it all at FB? what a creep....

AKA

Moronic creepy slut.

[Voland]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_epGb...eature=related

aaaah nice final solo....

[-Ender-]

awh come on. Everybody should get married... at least once.

[Kratos]

What smells like doughnuts in here??

it's bacon, not donuts you are supposta smell when a cop is around
or ham if that's your pork product of choice

You either have to be a cop or a criminal to figure out how the system works. I'm no cop.

[-Ender-]

That’s better! I thought you were ignoring me.

[-Ender-]

And cops smell like bacon or ham. But their breath smells like doughnuts.

[Kratos]

wait...

she is has a baby? what a slut....
she is married? what a moron...
she is proud enough to show it all at FB? what a creep....

AKA

Moronic creepy slut.

she spread her legs for ruhl's slithery little wenis
and that makes her an angel to him
of course there aren't too many dudes she didn't open wide for

[-Ender-]

Cool. I didn't realize she was somebody I knew!

[Voland]

she spread her legs for ruhl's slithery little wenis
and that makes her an angel to him
of course there aren't too many dudes she didn't open wide for

that would be my guess

[Mooseman33]

moose, you need to get on the phone with anybody who was in that house and have them decline to speak with the police should they be called.

Tiger Woods style.

If they call you do the same.

thanks bro, already covered it with sister and mom..
they aint letting shit go down like it did years ago, as they recall, it was in self defense..

if i go, im taking his ass with me

i want to see apic of this kate, anyone have a way to see one

[Kratos]

thanks bro, already covered it with sister and mom..
they aint letting shit go down like it did years ago, as they recall, it was in self defense..

if i go, im taking his ass with me

i want to see apic of this kate, anyone have a way to see one

If you admit to the cops you hit the guy, you're going to get charged most likely. Self defense or not.

[Kratos]

I'm involved as a witness in a self defense trial now.
It couldn't have been any clearer, but the dude said he hit the guy, so it's up to the court to determine self defense or not.

[Mooseman33]

copy that kratos..

Thanks man

[Kratos]

I'll tell you about it actually
So me and a group of about 5 of my friends were out drinking in the local town musta been the day before easter or the day before that.

I ran into an ex-gf in one of the more pretentious bars in town.
My buddies were leaving to go to the a more low class bars where the drunks hang out.
I stayed and had a drink with my ex and chilled with her for a bit and figured I'd meet them there.

[Kratos]

the drunks bar is the only place in town with a pool table and one of the guys wanted to play.

Well, this little wigger kid he was playing (they didn't know each other) tells him they're going to play for a drink. He's like no, I'm not good, I'm not betting anything. Then the little wigger says, "you're gonna buy me a drink right now bitch." He's like, "no, until you grow tits, I'm not buying you anything." Then the wigger kid walks up to the bar, and tells the bartender my buddy is paying for his drink and points at him. He tells the bar tender no, that isn't happening. This is all before they even break the balls.

[Kratos]

so the kid is all pissed off cause he musta really wanted a drink or maybe he wanted to start a fight, idk.

So, anyway on the break this wigger kid chips the cue ball up in the air and it hits my friend in the neck.

They argued about it for a min and the wigger kid was causing a scene so the bar tender told him to leave.

He stayed outside the bar with his fat disgusting gf smoking cigs until they left.

[Voland]

im craving chocolates/cakes but i only have healthy food at home!!! aaarg

[Kratos]

So, they leave the bar eventually and I was on my way walking from the other bar. They were about 50 yards from the alchy bar when I met up with them and the wigger kid and his gf were still right outside.

Then this mf'er decides to bull charge the group of us and jump on the back of my friend he was playing pool with.

So, his gf who turns out to be his fiance runs up on the two of them trying to get her bf not to fight. What does he do but elbow his own gf in the face and break her nose.

Then we're all trying to break it up, and there was a cop who saw the ending of it a block over and she runs up on us.

You have the statements of all of us, and the bartender...the white trash people kept contradicting themselves in their statements. Two of my friends got arrested and 3 of them are being sued.

The guy she says hit her could get 2nd degree assault along with a few other charges, it's going to trial.

[Mooseman33]

dammit man..

that is fvked up..

[RuhlFreak55]

no, she isn't
she might feel bad for you

but does she call you when she has problems?

nah...she messages me....we learned our lessons with cross border phone calls

[RuhlFreak55]

she spread her legs for ruhl's slithery little wenis
and that makes her an angel to him
of course there aren't too many dudes she didn't open wide for

are you ever NOT a complete asshole? you don't even know her.
and i don't have a tiny penis thank you....for some reason milfy thinks it's the perfect size

[Kratos]

are you ever NOT a complete asshole? you don't even know her.
and i don't have a tiny penis thank you....for some reason milfy thinks it's the perfect size

you don't know her either, anymore, messages over the computer is not knowing someone
bahaha
perfect size is girl speak for I've seen bigger, a lot bigger, but I'm not going to hurt his feelings

[RuhlFreak55]

no it's girl speak for "i don't like the huge ****ers, they hurt"

[Kratos]

no it's girl speak for "i don't like the huge ****ers, they hurt"

right...girls hate big cock
why do you think they don't come back after they go black
ever seen her dildo, bet it's not small

[Kratos]

nah...she messages me....we learned our lessons with cross border phone calls

she lives in canada, it's boaring there
she responds to your cries for help
then she goes and fvcks her husband

[RuhlFreak55]

right...girls hate big cock
why do you think they don't come back after they go black
ever seen her dildo, bet it's not small

shut up.....douche.

and no not all girls...it's like everything else, everyone has different preferences. I can't imagine though that getting reamed by something the size of a large cucumber can feel good for even a moderately petite girl

[Ernst]

Cruelty is funny when it isn't happening to you.

[RuhlFreak55]

she lives in canada, it's boaring there
she responds to your cries for help
then she goes and fvcks her husband

that makes her a FRIEND moron....
and she's not technically married btw...not that i care.

[Mooseman33]

you don't know her either, anymore, messages over the computer is not knowing someone
bahaha
perfect size is girl speak for I've seen bigger, a lot bigger, but I'm not going to hurt his feelings

Bingo ruhl.....she just didnt want to hurt ur feelings...

[Ernst]

[Kratos]

that makes her a FRIEND moron....
and she's not technically married btw...not that i care.

pft, this 19 year old chick i useto fvck hits me up on IM all the time. She's not interested, she's not a friend, but we talk on IM and sometimes txts just to shoot the shit.

I haven't seen her in over a year, and I don't expect to. I have no interest in seeing her, and she doesn't want to have sex with me. I don't know why I respond to her txts and IM's but I do. And I always try to make her laugh or feel better about herself. But when it comes down to it, I don't give a shit about her, she doesn't give a shit about me. It's not a friend, it's someone in your past you keep in touch with.

[RuhlFreak55]

cuz there's no way you could hold onto them for starters

pft, this 19 year old chick i useto fvck hits me up on IM all the time. She's not interested, she's not a friend, but we talk on IM and sometimes txts just to shoot the shit.

I haven't seen her in over a year, and I don't expect to. I have no interest in seeing her, and she doesn't want to have sex with me. I don't know why I respond to her txts and IM's but I do. And I always try to make her laugh or feel better about herself. But when it comes down to it, I don't give a shit about her, she doesn't give a shit about me. It's not a friend, it's someone in your past you keep in touch with.

your sick and sad

[Kratos]

a friend is someone who's a part of your life, has been a part of your life and will be in the future
not someone you talk to about your life

[Doc.Sust]

what up gents and women whores?

[Kratos]

your sick and sad

why is that, because it's the truth

[Kratos]

what up gents and women whores?

what's up doc
no women whores anymore, not for awhile

[Voland]

that makes her a FRIEND moron....
and she's not technically married btw...not that i care.

what does that mean? she is engaded? living with some dude?
You should stay away from girls with babies.
Girls with babies have no morals or ethics. They don't give a shit about anyone but themselves. Trust me. They'd start to brag about how awesome they are and how much you should respect them because they are moms. So what? thats what you are genetically born to be, a mom, duuuh.

stay away unless she is a cougar and the baby is outta home with his own family.