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    Well guy, i will be away for a week, heading down to Phuket for some extra fun....
    Have a good week guys and keep up the whoring,,,, you know i will...lol

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    Im a wannabe newbie whore... I cant keep this going myself.

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    I'm still kinda here.... I've been pretty much solo all day.

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    Bunch of slackers.... thats all I know

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    Whats got you on here on a saturday night?

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    Meh.... I never go out anymore... Usually spend my weekends at home with the GF. I think we're about to watch a movie.... so I guess I'll be leaving you here solo.... sorry

    How about you.... newly single and at home tonight??

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    Fuk.... I just burnt my turkey breast on the BBQ..... bitch...

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    yah, I want to get some sleep tonight

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    haloooooo
    Our savior

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    haloooooo
    Hello, slacker

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    I will hang out! Don't you love it when the weird new guy tries to fit in like he's been your buddy for years!?

    I am on the laptop, so I can sit with the wife and watch House, but I can also look at Knockout's giant boobs... so much better than House...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skyler View Post
    I will hang out! Don't you love it when the weird new guy tries to fit in like he's been your buddy for years!?

    I am on the laptop, so I can sit with the wife and watch House, but I can also look at Knockout's giant boobs... so much better than House...
    We'll allow it due to the lack of whores tonight.

    My GF hates it when I am on this site when we are watching TV. Oh well

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skyler View Post
    I will hang out! Don't you love it when the weird new guy tries to fit in like he's been your buddy for years!?
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    yah, no doubt, we are so judgemental... we hate new people

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    It took me a couple months to break in.... oh and I started a thread about Calgarian and his love for anal sex..... that got everyones attention...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skyler View Post
    II can sit with the wife ...
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    yah, rub it in... fawkers

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    does she cook?

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    Lol, I have thought about making more jokes about people, because I am actually pretty quick with stuff like that, but I don't think I have been around long enough to get away with it.
    Like that pasty white kid who walks up to a group a black guys and says "what up niggas"

    I can see it going wrong already...

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    go for it... been lacking some wit in here for a while

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    does she cook?
    Not really, but thats cool because I love to cook and never really give her a chance. She cleans though

    Quote Originally Posted by Skyler View Post
    Lol, I have thought about making more jokes about people, because I am actually pretty quick with stuff like that, but I don't think I have been around long enough to get away with it.
    Like that pasty white kid who walks up to a group a black guys and says "what up niggas"

    I can see it going wrong already...
    Ya.... I don't recommend it yet

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    Best way to make friends on here is to demean people in open forum =)

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    Ya.... but don't walk up to any black guys and say nigga

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    I wonder how well it would go over if i started PMing random guys on here and asking them all their personal information....

    In my every day life, I am "that one buddy" who likes to make people uncomfortable because I enjoy watching them squirm.
    Like going up to my most homophobic buddy and trying to tuch him on the face, or slapping his ass...

    For some reason seeing people get uncomfortable is just entertaining as sh*t

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    I walk into theatres, regardless of who Im with and yell out "Bum sex" just as we are walking into the seating

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skyler View Post
    I wonder how well it would go over if i started PMing random guys on here and asking them all their personal information....

    In my every day life, I am "that one buddy" who likes to make people uncomfortable because I enjoy watching them squirm.
    Like going up to my most homophobic buddy and trying to tuch him on the face, or slapping his ass...

    For some reason seeing people get uncomfortable is just entertaining as sh*t
    You sound like me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    I walk into theatres, regardless of who Im with and yell out "Bum sex" just as we are walking into the seating
    I'll be listening for you

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    Its a good thing my source is also my best friend and trusts me, I have randomly starting addressing him by his first and last name several times, while leaning really close to him so he could talk into my shirt.

    Lucky for me he just laughed and didn't kill me....
    HA HA HA
    No really he could have killed me....

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    I'm also the best wingman ever.
    My buddy usually gets super embarressed because when he sees my technique he is sure I am throwing him under a bus
    Until it totally works and he takes her home!

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    fcuk it, Im going to watch that Airbender movie... Ive got 2 younger brothers who probably need to get out of the house... next show isnt till like 10:30... Im so old

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    fcuk it, Im going to watch that Airbender movie... Ive got 2 younger brothers who probably need to get out of the house... next show isnt till like 10:30... Im so old
    I feel the same way and you got 5 years on me.....

    Make sure you say bum sex, you whore

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    fcuk it, Im going to watch that Airbender movie... Ive got 2 younger brothers who probably need to get out of the house... next show isnt till like 10:30... Im so old
    My wife has been dying to see that. If you don't fall alseep in the theater, let us know how it is!

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    Yah, its only been previewing for 18 months now, bout damn time

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    Uh oh, I think I ate too much pasta....

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    mmm.... pasta.... I get pasta tomorrow.... its my refeed day I love my pasta and bread too.... tomorrow is a great day!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skyler View Post
    Uh oh, I think I ate too much pasta....
    not possible. I grew up on the shit... didnt leave grandma's table till the 18lbs she made for the 3 of us was finsihed

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    Oh God.... how I would love 18 pounds of pasta!!

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    Yo yo yo.. whats up slutbags..

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