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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahaha


    ok, sorry, where were we...

    yes he is very well experienced in the ways of the woman. Not sure if you want his honest advice on what to do with a woman or you wont have her around long... lets see... hows about "fvck and forget"
    Quote Originally Posted by sigman roid View Post
    You mean you take women advice from cal??

    Im gonna ban you again for that
    who needs enemies when i have friends like this

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    oh and....

    Hail to the Queen. pip pip.

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    so what u r trying to get out of this? relationship, quick fvck what?
    okay ive known this chick for like 7 years and weve always been close but i dont things to get complicated when shes like my bestfriend so i def couldnt just quick **** this girl, should i just teller straight up we need to stay like we are JUST friends

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaNiCC View Post
    Cal only advises his younger brother
    u bet.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by -Ender- View Post
    was Right Said Fred a british band?
    Of course Ender

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    who needs enemies when i have friends like this
    Ahh come on you know i love you long time.

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    now any other girls i just tellem drop the panties

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    Quote Originally Posted by qal92 View Post
    okay ive known this chick for like 7 years and weve always been close but i dont things to get complicated when shes like my bestfriend so i def couldnt just quick **** this girl, should i just teller straight up we need to stay like we are JUST friends
    did she say she like you jokingly? what was her exact words? obviously she is looking for a relationship, the question is are you looking for one? normally story goes other way around and the guy start liking the girl.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by -Ender- View Post
    oh and....

    Hail to the Queen. pip pip.
    We dont say pip pip Ender...lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by qal92 View Post
    now any other girls i just tellem drop the panties
    i just give them 3 drinks of taquilla and then i dont have to say anything......well besides "get bent"

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    sexy as a mofo on crack!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sigman roid View Post
    Ahh come on you know i love you long time.
    yeah sure

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    she said she was starting to get feelings to be more then friends and it was on the phone, and what am i looking for? to sleep with many women

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    Quote Originally Posted by sigman roid View Post
    We dont say pip pip Ender...lol
    cheers mate. lets go get pissed!

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    Quote Originally Posted by qal92 View Post
    halfway? so does that make you like KP two face
    you think thats bad, I have a picture of Siggy's face on a donkeys butt tattoo'd on my left glute... so I have a picture of an ass, on an ass, on my ass...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    apparently not if you are me... fvcker
    thats the only thing u r getting ...fine i will go and fvck her in the pooper tomorrow mofo

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    yeah sure

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    Quote Originally Posted by sigman roid View Post
    Im to sexy for your face
    too sexy for a facial?

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    i just give them 3 drinks of taquilla and then i dont have to say anything......well besides "get bent"
    hmm ill have to try that method

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    Quote Originally Posted by -Ender- View Post
    cheers mate. lets go get pissed!
    I cannot lie we do say this all the time

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    you think thats bad, I have a picture of Siggy's face on a donkeys butt tattoo'd on my left glute... so I have a picture of an ass, on an ass, on my ass...
    hahahahah hahahahah damn thats ummm.....entertaining

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    Quote Originally Posted by qal92 View Post
    she said she was starting to get feelings to be more then friends and it was on the phone, and what am i looking for? to sleep with many women
    awwww......now thats easy.....Tell her you are not looking for anything serious and also u dont want anything to change b/w you too and avoid stories of woman in front of her just dont hang out as much as u use to...well unless u want to fvck her constantly as well as other girls on the side

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    Quote Originally Posted by qal92 View Post
    okay ive known this chick for like 7 years and weve always been close but i dont things to get complicated when shes like my bestfriend so i def couldnt just quick **** this girl, should i just teller straight up we need to stay like we are JUST friends
    if it does go further than it currently is and it gets sexual... make sure to eat her out good before you let her do anything to you... so she doesnt think you are just trying to tapp her ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    awwww......now thats easy.....Tell her you are not looking for anything serious and also u dont want anything to change b/w you too and avoid stories of woman in front of her just dont hang out as much as u use to...well unless u want to fvck her constantly as well as other girls on the side
    thanks cal will do, ill ask work for more hours haha so i have a legitimate reason and ill be makin bank

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    i just give them 3 drinks of taquilla and then i dont have to say anything......well besides "get bent OVER"
    thats bend over Cal, bent over... I'll send you those english tapes again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    if it does go further than it currently is and it gets sexual... make sure to eat her out good before you let her do anything to you... so she doesnt think you are just trying to tapp her ass.
    and u were saying i give fvck her advise

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    Quote Originally Posted by qal92 View Post
    she said she was starting to get feelings to be more then friends and it was on the phone, and what am i looking for? to sleep with many women
    might want to leave that part out, unless you are on of those few who like to build relationships on the truth

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    thats bend over Cal, bent over... I'll send you those english tapes again.
    it works every time and I am getting laid even with BEND over so keep u fvcking tapes up in ur ass mofo

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    if it does go further than it currently is and it gets sexual... make sure to eat her out good before you let her do anything to you... so she doesnt think you are just trying to tapp her ass.
    DUDE we talk about sex and she doesnt like that i was like WTF !!!!! so i look like a ass either way haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    thats the only thing u r getting ...fine i will go and fvck her in the pooper tomorrow mofo
    thats a good idea... Im not earning my brownbelt any time soon

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    Quote Originally Posted by qal92 View Post
    DUDE we talk about sex and she doesnt like that i was like WTF !!!!! so i look like a ass either way haha
    u talking to KP u already become one

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    might want to leave that part out, unless you are on of those few who like to build relationships on the truth
    ill leave that part out

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    you think thats bad, I have a picture of Siggy's face on my bedside table everyday i wake up and wish i was as sexy as that mofo'er
    Not gonna happen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    u talking to KP u already become one
    hahaha sounds like yall actually know eachother

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    Quote Originally Posted by sigman roid View Post
    I cannot lie we do say this all the time
    Bullocks!










    LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by qal92 View Post
    hahaha sounds like yall actually know eachother
    i hang out with this fvcker sometimes on the weekend

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    Quote Originally Posted by qal92 View Post
    DUDE we talk about sex and she doesnt like that i was like WTF !!!!! so i look like a ass either way haha
    doesnt like receiving or oral in general... run from a girl who dont suck dick...

    or next time she says that, say... "and I was really looking forward to tasting your peach juice"

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    Quote Originally Posted by qal92 View Post
    hahaha sounds like yall actually know eachother
    They do

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    Quote Originally Posted by qal92 View Post
    thanks cal will do, ill ask work for more hours haha so i have a legitimate reason and ill be makin bank
    just give her little time and space to think abt it . I have a little drama going on let me do the finale I will tell u all abt itas soon as its done

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