The Most Interesting Man In The World

[scerpico22]

Dos Equis beer has an ad campaign that features an elder guy who claims to be "The Most Interesting Man In The World"

The funny part..at least to me are the one liners that come with the ad...reminds of the Chuck Norris ones from not too long ago.

Here are a couple of the commercials and the some of the one liners I have found and heard...can we come up with some of our own?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2SSZA0CjdQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Bc0W...eature=related

He has never lost a sock.

He has been known to cure narcolepsy, just by walking into the room.

His organ donation card, also lists his beard.

He’s a lover, not a fighter, but he’s also a fighter, so don’t get any ideas.

When it is raining, it is because he is sad.

Even his parents’ advice is insightful.

If there were an interesting gland, his would be larger than most men’s entire lower intestines.

His shirts never wrinkle.

He is left-handed. And right-handed.

Even if he forgets to put postage on his mail, it gets there.

He once knew a call was a wrong number, even though the person on the other end wouldn’t admit it.

You can see his charisma from space.

The police often question him, just because they find him interesting.

He once punched a magician. That’s right. You heard me.

When he orders a salad, he gets the dressing right there on top of the salad, where it belongs…where there is no turning back.

If a monument was built in his honor, Mt. Rushmore would close, due to poor attendance.

His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body.

His blood smells like cologne.

On every continent in the world, there is a sandwich named after him.

He doesn’t believe in using oven mitts, nor potholders.

His cereal never gets soggy. It sits there, staying crispy, just for him.

His pillow talk is years ahead of it’s time.

Respected archaeologists fight over his discarded apple cores.

He was once found guilty, of being innocent.

When he wakes up the roses smell him.

His bear hugs are actually hugs he gives to bears.

You cannot buy him, but occasionally trimmings from his beard come up in auctions.

[Dukkit]

ive heard them on the radio a few times

fukkin hilarious

im actually am a fan of "the most interesting man in the world" on my facebook

lol

[scerpico22]

i think its hilarious and the commercial are excellent!

[Dukkit]

ahh i have seen some tv commercials! i forgot

[scerpico22]

He lives his life vicariously through himself.

He once taught his dog how to bark in Spanish.

[Mooseman33]

when he needs to make a fast getaway, he slowly walks out of the room.....

these things are the best.......

[scerpico22]

The sun is said to rise later on the 6th of May just in case his cinco de mayo party runs late.

[scerpico22]

My all time favorite:

When he weight trains he actually trains the weights.

[-Ender-]

However:
Chuck Norris pisses Test E.

[lola1182]

lmao.. i love it!

[Hazard]

my favorite form the commercials is:

"He speaks French..... In Russian"

LMAO.... great stuff

~Haz~

[DSM4Life]

I thought this thread was going to be about me.......

[powerliftmike]

my favorite form the commercials is:

"He speaks French..... In Russian"

LMAO.... great stuff

~Haz~

Yea I was gonna add that. I love those commercials and the narrator's voice makes it better

[higherdesire]

I thought this thread was going to be about me.......

Its not?

[DSM4Life]

[G4R]

my favorite form the commercials is:

"He speaks French..... In Russian"

LMAO.... great stuff

~Haz~

Dang, thats the one I was going to add...

[scerpico22]

He taught his dog to bark...in Spanish.

[Tigershark]

They are good commercials. The actor's name is Jonathan Goldsmith if any one is interested.